
My Husband Is so Sweet, but He Just Wants to Be My Brother
夫郎好香,却只想和我做兄弟
by Qiaoshan Muye (樵山牧野)
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- Completed
- Length
- 895k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 5mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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All-round way to make money from farming·Sunshine and soft little white rabbit-Zhuang Yubai Meng Zhizhang, a powerful scholar with both literary and military skills. The straight man Zhuang Yubai travels into the ancient society of "brothers". As soon as they arrived, they were given medicine, wrapped in wedding clothes, and sacrificed to the river. When one life is recovered, all that is left is... This life. Okay! The start was bloody and messy. What to do? I stumbled into a scholar. Then hold this scholar tight! Use modern knowledge to make money and support people! The shrimp cracker business started, and the villages, towns and counties became famous. Aim at tea charcoal, high added value, high rate of return, and fly with friends and neighbors. Develop a vineyard, from cultivating vine seedlings to building wine and building a winery, and earn a lot of money... While counting money until his hands cramped up, the straight man "brother" and his "good brother" supported each other and were each other's arms. Outsmarting his unscrupulous neighbors, punching the arrogant county tyrants, and kicking the evil tribesmen. While fighting side by side, Zhuang Yubai noticed that something was getting more and more wrong in the way the other party looked at him. Brother, don't do it! I'm straight! ———————— *First meeting Zhuang Yubai (tied up and thrown on the bed): Brother, I am really not a thief! But you are so... Majestic and powerful, how can you look like a scholar? Meng Zhizhang (putting down his fists and carrying them behind his back): If you keep speaking harshly, I know a little bit about boxing. *I won't leave The house has four walls and only a wooden bed. Zhuang Yubai (patting the pillow): Come up! They are all men, what are they afraid of? Meng Zhizhang (Adam's apple rolling): ... This is not etiquette. Zhuang Yubai (stretching out his hands): Etiquette? Tie me up, I like to sleep tied up! *Marriage change Zhuang Yubai heard that the scholar was getting married. Or with... A man? ! Stop it! I'm homophobic! We promised to be each other's confidants, but you married a man behind my back! So what does it mean to share the same bed these days? Call me a gangster? ! *Happy enemies During the quarrel, Zhuang Yubai fished out a "treasure" from the bed. One bed, two people, four eyes. Big eyes and small eyes! Indecent clothes! Intimate clothing! Meng Zhizhang's intimate clothes! "Brother, I'm sorry... Help you put it back on?" "Zhuang Yubai, how long are you going to keep pretending!" Meng Zhizhang turned over and pinned the man down. Zhuang Yubai's face was full of innocence. Little did he know that he was Meng Zhizhang's unmarried husband. ———————— Reading guide: 1. Same-sex couples can have children. 2. Ignore the Song Dynasty. Some reference books: "A Study of Gold, Nid and Jade Chips", "Study on Prices of the Song Dynasty", "History of Imperial Examination Culture in Late Imperial China", "Finance and State in Ancient China", "Transforming the Song Dynasty - The Logic and Traps of Wang Anshi's Reform", "Elegant Song Dynasty: The Visible Civilization of the Song Dynasty", "Tokyo Menghua Lu", "Song Banquet", "Suiyuan Food List" *Publish a preview of "Traveling to the Song Dynasty and Opening a Restaurant" [Sunny soft and cute little cake is attacked by a sinister and arrogant big dog] Good news: gourmet Lin Zenan is happy. After tonight, he will win the grand prize in life, join the world's gourmet supremacy, and reach the pinnacle of life. Bad news: On the eve of receiving the award, he traveled through time. Dress up like a skinny boy whose father doesn't care about his mother. An oil lamp and a shabby house were tied up by the stepmother, waiting to be sold to a sick and old rich man. If the old rich man dies tonight, he will be worthy of a ghost marriage, or leave it to his young rich men. If the old rich man survives tonight, he will be happy and share it with his young rich men. Fortunately, a noble man came from heaven and he escaped. But he is penniless and his eyesight is dark, where to go? Survival is a problem. Take care of what you have come, he believes that even in ancient times, with his own abilities, he will be able to reach the top of his life. Fortunately, he has his own way of making a living. To survive, make money first! As a modern God of Cooking, a God of Cooking who specializes in controlling the appetites of all three religions! He exchanged the wedding dress for two taels of silver and opened a food stall. The stalls are basic, but the snacks are not. Simple ingredients, under his hands, immediately bring out new flavors. Three delicacies buns, Baiwei Tofu Pudding, Shrimp Loofah Autumn Leaves Buns... The taste is good, and the price is reasonable, ranging from 2 to 5 yuan per serving. The stall is crowded every day. Soon, he saved enough money and opened a small restaurant. Assorted cured meats, braised radish and beef brisket, black bean sauce, dace and baby spinach, rice cakes with fresh fish, exquisite plum-flavored pork ribs, raw smoked dried pork cartilage, jujube-flavored Huadiao drunken chicken soup, wine-stuffed adzuki beans and sugar-coated taro seedlings, black leaves and six delicacies siu mai... Let's all go into battle! Frugalness depends on the person, ranging from 2 cents to 2 taels of silver. With the blessing of many people-friendly delicacies, we made a lot of money. With his culinary talents, traffickers, scientific students, gentry and celebrities, and even princes and nobles have all become his loyal fans. But Lin Zenan was worried. He found himself being chased. Or "group" chasing! Everyone loves him. The people who crowd the restaurant every day are not only diners, but also admirers. The wealthy landlord waved his banknotes and offered a betrothal gift of thousands of acres of land and ten thousand taels of gold. Xinke Xieyuan holds a letter of appointment and is determined to marry the top pick in Huangbang High School. There is also a mysterious prince who invites him to sleep on the dragon's bed when he succeeds to the throne! Hey! Isn't this nonsense! The bigger one is still behind. The joy is coming! Just as the front of the restaurant was filled with smog from these suitors every day, an aristocratic scholar immediately stepped in front of the restaurant. "This is my new husband, who dares to make a mistake?" What? ! Without saying a word, the scholar stopped the man and captured him on his horse. "My husband is so forgetful! That night I saved you from a ghost marriage, but you climbed into my bed. Why, after we slept together, you no longer want me?" Li Zenan looked at the "admirers" who were still aggressive just now and immediately became mute and dispersed silently, his eyes widening even more roundly than the longan in his hand. Could it be that he was attracted by a Rakshasa, the King of Hell? Almost. As soon as everyone saw Danglu on the horse's head, they immediately backed away. What's the difference between provoking him and provoking Yama! The most unmotivated and cynical prince in the dynasty—Zhao Che. Purpose: If you are poor, you can benefit yourself; if you are successful, you can help the world.
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