They say that my existence is a stain on your life.
Joke!
I, Xun Yang, am a stain on this world!
[An incomplete guide to self-destruction for a straight man in science and engineering]
[The science and engineering straight-ball attack that forces oneself to bend when seeing sex x the cool, abstinent and intangible elegance, arrogance and restraint]
Who is good at attacking and appears with a coffin board on his head?
Xun Yang!
Xun Yang, a straight steel man who specializes in materials, traveled to ancient times in an experimental accident and became a notorious prodigal son with a cold, arrogant young man.
As a "living example" of prodigal family, Zha Zha Xun Yang lost all his family's wealth and racked up debts. He choked on alcohol and died without even being able to put together the coffin boards! Lin Jing, the weak young husband in front of him who couldn't control himself and was abused by him every day for fun, was even dragged out to "sell his body to bury his husband"...
Just when Xun Yang was sighing that he had walked into a bug hole, he turned around and saw the cold and ascetic young man beside him. From then on, Xun Yang, a straight man with steel, opened a door to a new world for himself:
Straight, what are you afraid of! Wouldn't it be enough to just bend it? ! Do it yourself, I have a husband!
Although he was firmly controlled by the "True Fragrance Law", when faced with the husband's first obligation to commit suicide for the first time, the inexperienced Da Zhiqiu became so nervous that he wanted to pack up and run away overnight!
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Lin Jing saw Xun Yang's temperament changed drastically after he came back from the dead. His eyes started to look sticky and stringy, and he thought to himself, "He must be possessed by a ghost!"
In order to keep this ghost for a long time, Lin Jing decided to nourish his father every day! Mutton, kidney and more are on the menu! "Such a good ghost can't run away!"
Xun Yang, who was full of energy, could not get rid of the fire for a while. Now that he is nourished every day, he is suffering from nosebleeds and scratching his heart and liver!
It was fine during the day, but at night, Lin Jing, who was in the same room and separated by a screen, every time he turned over on the bed in the back room, the fire in Xun Yang's heart would jump up...
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Who is so smart that after raising her husband from "an uncivilized man" to "the richest man in the country", he only wants to get divorced?
Lin Jing!
Also known as "My cold little husband came to ask again: Do you want to leave today?"
Also known as "After the divorce, my cold young husband wanted to support me!"
Two people and Li Qian
Coy and shy, with clear eyes and a hint of clumsiness! Holding hands makes your ears red and your heart beating for a long time!
Two people and the queen leaving
But they stick together without shame or shame! Right! The main theme is a deviant tension and excitement!
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1. This is a farming article. In order to break the deadlock, Xun Yang focused on knowledge to change his destiny. He used his professional skills to study the ancient glass production process and create a counterattack path to make money by burning glass. The husband sings and follows the good man, cheating all the way!
2. Marriage first, love later. In the early stage, Xun Yang, a silly white straight man, didn't know how to feel when faced with a charming and cold young man; because he had no experience of being shy, he was always nervous whenever he was alone. But after all, our dashing and handsome general, Gong, managed to bend himself alive by his own efforts, and there will be countless glorious moments in the future~
3. HE. Separation is temporary, happiness is eternal. There will occasionally be a few interludes in the middle, that's okay! Please feel free to eat! The overall tone is great sweetness ~ great harmony ~ great perfection ~
[Xun Yang attacks x Lin Jingshou]
1V1, HE
Intention: to be added
