Please Don't Embarrass a Migrant Worker

[The full text has been overhauled, and the pirated version is incomplete. Please support the genuine version] The next book "The graveyard is unsaleable, I will bring the goods live", please collect it! 1. Shangluo Luo died suddenly in the classroom where he was taking the final exam. When he opened his eyes again, he found that he had transformed into the cannon fodder manager in a workplace novel, and parachuted into the company on the first day the protagonist joined the company. Business manager graduated from a prestigious foreign school and is proficient in eight languages. Shangluoluo: Me, me? I used to have classes at eight in the morning, but now I go to work at eight in the morning : D Shangluoluo, who has not yet graduated from college, is forced to play the role of an elite in the workplace. * Day 1 on the job. At the company's regular meeting, the chairman gets angry and everyone in the senior management is in danger. Shangluo frowned and seemed to be listening carefully, but in fact he drew a series of little bastards in the meeting minutes. The chairman looked at him and said nothing: "Manager, what do you think are the risks of this project?" Shangluoluo hesitated and said: "The biggest risk... Maybe it is left to me?" Chairman: "..." Day 2 at work. At the business dinner, the chairman asked Shan Luoluo to act as a temporary translator. Translate what? Spanish. Shangluoluo opened Station B and put on his headphones: "Learn Spanish from 0" Chairman: "..." The nth day of work. During the company's team building, the chairman asked Shang Luoluo to accompany him for morning exercises. The manager of the department next door has long been displeased with Shangluo: "Today's young people like to stay up late. They can't fall asleep at night and can't wake up in the morning. It must be difficult for the business manager to get up so early to exercise, right?" Shangluoluo: "It's not difficult. I usually do this when walking my dog." The manager next door: "..." Chairman: "..." Colleague: "Everyone is treated equally, businessmen are role models for us!" Shangluoluo: It's quite annoying to get up early :) Can you turn me off? 2. The marketing department parachuted in a manager named Shangluo Luo. A returnee from a prestigious business school, he is as cold as ice and decisive in killing. Fu Minghuai: Fake, all fake. At the cross-border dinner, the business manager kept turning tables, and no one at the table could take their chopsticks. The business manager elegantly gave the vegetarian foreign Party A a chopstick of vegetarian food Party A is confused: "Why is this vegetable called lotus root so porous?" Shangluoluo: "I poked them one by one with chopsticks." Fu Minghuai: "?" The senior executives went to the marketing department for an impromptu meeting, and the business manager came in with several cups of tea. Shangluoluo: "Mr. Fu, drink." Fu Minghuai was very pleased. However, the next second, Wakame opened the lid of his tea cup. Fu Minghuai: "??" ... Although the business manager has no brains, he has a good heart. Therefore, when someone questions the business manager. Fu Minghuai couldn't help but support others: "I passed the plan, what's the problem?" At that moment, everyone's eyes changed when they looked at him. "Chairman, how many plates of macadamia nuts are you really not giving me an opener?" Fu Minghuai: "???" 3. As the chairman of Hengxin Group, Fu Minghuai comes from a wealthy family and has outstanding abilities. He created his own business empire at the age of only 28 and is a well-deserved "business genius." And all of this is inseparable from his right-hand man. Although business managers often make shocking statements, they can always save the company from disaster in times of crisis. Even Fu Minghuai's secretary couldn't help but sigh: The business manager is too reliable. Until one day on a business trip. Shangluoluo worked hard for a long time and finally got the ignition started. He turned around and asked humbly: "Husband, should you step on the accelerator or the clutch first when starting?" Fu Minghuai fastened two seat belts: "Let me get out of the car first: (" Secretary: "!!!" I don't know which one should be shocked first. *Clear college students dressed as workers in the workplace. Reading guide: 1. [Sand Glyph] will sacrifice most of the logic for the effect of the program. It can also be said that there is no logic. 2. 1V1, sc, he, sweet text, no sub-CP. 3. Idiots and beauties are affected, idiots, idiots, idiots. Say important things three times. 4. If you don't like the first chapter, you won't like it later. Don't force yourself. Any comments that include personal attacks or insults to the protagonist will be deleted. [Advance receipt]: "The cemetery is unsaleable, I will bring the goods live" Copywriting: After graduating from senior year, those in the same class will advance to higher schools, and those who get offers will get offers. Only Puli chose to go home and inherit the three thousand cemeteries left to him by his grandfather. Before he died, his grandfather asked him to sell these cemeteries. Nowadays, sea burials, tree burials, and ashes storage are all popular. Who would buy a cemetery worth tens of thousands of dollars each? Cemetery sales were slow, so Pu Li started a live broadcast to bring goods. However, his way of bringing goods is not to sing and shout out, but to watch Feng Shui through live broadcast. "Is the feng shui of the new home good? The bad luck in the heart will bring bad luck and longevity. The old man in the family will not live long. Hurry up and book a double grave to leave some dignity for the old man." "Is the location of the ancestral grave okay? Your grandfather's bones will get moldy if he doesn't get the sun. There happens to be a sunny tomb. Would you like it at a 20% discount?" "Is there a pet cemetery? Yes, but it can survive until your second child goes to college. You'd better book a grave for yourself first. Your husband has missed your "accidental" death for more than a day or two." The live broadcast room was ridiculed and left the circle: [Now everyone who sells cemeteries has a script? [The price of a tomb is more expensive than the house price, so anchors should stop cheating money. The anchor's acting skills are very good, he said so many lines without even laughing. But not long after, my mother asked me why I was kneeling to watch the live broadcast. "The old man in the family left that night. Thanks to the anchor for helping to take care of the old man's affairs, our family will remember the anchor's kindness." "I moved my grandfather's tomb according to the master's instructions. My grandfather gave me a dream that night, saying that the new house is big and spacious, and if I marry a few more wives, I won't be afraid of having no place to live!" "Wow, wow, I checked my husband's driving recorder. He is really plotting to kill me! The damn Phoenix Man has now left the house!" Netizen: [After an on-site inspection, the anchor's cemetery is lined with green trees and has beautiful scenery. It is actually not expensive. [Anchor, can you, an old fan, give me a discount? [Anchor, do you have a family bucket? The tombs of three generations of my ancestors and grandchildren have been reserved, so the whole family has to be neat and tidy! The live broadcast room is popular! …… In addition to live-streaming to sell graveyards to see Feng Shui, Pu Li also opened a funeral company, doing part-time funerals and doing make-up for the deceased. Pu Li's daily life is to sew and mend with a needle and thread, and occasionally answer the questions of the ghosts that surround him. One day, Pu Li, who was receiving customers, received a call from home. "Honey, where's my head?" Pu Li: "Oh, there are no stools in the company. I'll take you over and sit down." The copy was screenshotted on November 15, 2024 Mission: Work hard and live hard to have a bright future