Emotional Live Broadcast, Eating Melon Online

[Recommended article by a good friend, "The Daily Life of a Buddhist Actor after Marriage" by Po Ya] [My next book, "The Graveyard is Slow-Selling, I Live Broadcast to Bring the Goods", a metaphysical text with the same theme] Copywriting of this article: In the second semester of his senior year, Pei Yang is preparing to debut as a star. However, on the eve of his debut, the agency thought he had too much dirty information and gave him up. The manager saw that he was really pitiful and arranged a job for him to make ends meet - a marginal male anchor. So netizens clicked on the live broadcast room and saw Pei Yang wearing a maid suit doing an emotional live broadcast? "How do you know if your boyfriend is willing to marry you? Pregnant. Pretend to be pregnant." "Is it because your husband has kidney deficiency that you can't get pregnant? Is it possible that you are a gay wife?" "Is there a role in chasing Crush? Yes, you will have a role in the circus tonight." Netizens thought it was outrageous: [A marginal anchor also needs to create a character? Isn't it just for sale? [You wouldn't even dare to act like this in a TV series, the traces of the script are too obvious. Just take a look, it's not bad to be an electronic pickle. But not long after: Mom asked me why I was kneeling to watch the live broadcast... "Anchor, you are right, we broke up as soon as we mentioned pregnancy. After seven years of dating, he just used me as a free nanny!" "The sky has eyes. The gay man who cheated for marriage was also deceived. Not only did he get sick, he was also sterilized. He will be infertile for the rest of his life!" "Aww, anchor, there's a crush, there's a crush, the clown is me!" Netizens all over the Internet: [The relative who introduced me said that he was good for me, but in fact he just wanted to give me away as a favor resource! [We have been together for three years. The 700,000 yuan gift my boyfriend gave me was all fake. He not only wanted to make money, but also wanted to kill me! Ahhhhh! Laughing to death, I used to be indifferent, but now I am learning frame by frame! This is the online course that college students should take! The live broadcast room became popular, and Pei Yang became famous. ​— The eldest brother on the list has also been having troubles recently. He was dumped in an online relationship and spent a lot of money to get married. When Pei Yang saw that handsome face, he felt that his spring had come again: "Online dating breaks your heart? That's because you haven't met me. Wouldn't it be nice to have another one, brother?" The eldest brother laughed. Pei Yang cried. Damn it! Who can tell him why the online dating partner he dumped was his top brother! [Highlight demining]: 1. Fishing is a poisonous tongue, and Lianmai will be criticized harshly. 2. Since [there is a love history and an ex], how dare you do an emotional live broadcast if you have never been in love. 3. Most of the memes come from the Internet. Among them, the "pregnancy" memes come from the DY blogger "Shan Liang". Any similarity is purely coincidental. 3. A small amount of entertainment industry content. The copy has been screenshotted for certification on 2024.01.19 Pre-receipt copy: "The cemetery is unsaleable, I will bring the goods live" Pu Li dressed up and looked like a male college student who had just graduated. Among his classmates, those who got offers got offers, and only Pu Li chose to go home and inherit the three thousand cemeteries left to him by his grandfather. Before he died, his grandfather asked him to sell these cemeteries. Nowadays, sea burials, tree burials, and ashes storage are all popular. Who would buy a cemetery worth tens of thousands of dollars each? Cemetery sales were slow, so Pu Li started a live broadcast to bring goods. However, his way of bringing goods is not to sing and shout out, but to watch Feng Shui through live broadcast. "Is the feng shui of the new home good? The bad luck in the heart will bring bad luck and longevity. The old man in the family will not live long. Hurry up and book a double grave to leave some dignity for the old man." "Is the location of the ancestral grave okay? Your grandfather's bones will get moldy if he doesn't get the sun. There happens to be a sunny tomb. Would you like it at a 20% discount?" "Is there a pet cemetery? Yes, but it can survive until your second child goes to college. You'd better book a grave for yourself first. Your husband has missed your "accidental" death for more than a day or two." The live broadcast room was ridiculed and left the circle: [Now everyone who sells cemeteries has a script? [The price of a tomb is more expensive than the house price, so anchors should stop cheating money. The anchor's acting skills are very good, he said so many lines without even laughing. But not long after: "The old man in the family left that night. Thanks to the anchor for helping to take care of the old man's affairs, our family will remember the anchor's kindness." "I moved my grandfather's tomb according to the master's instructions. My grandfather gave me a dream that night, saying that the new house is big and spacious, and if I marry a few more wives, I won't be afraid of having no place to live!" "Wow, wow, I checked my husband's driving recorder. He is really plotting to kill me! The damn Phoenix Man has now left the house!" Netizen: [After an on-site inspection, the anchor's cemetery is lined with green trees and has beautiful scenery. It is actually not expensive. [Anchor, can you, an old fan, give me a discount? [Anchor, do you have a family bucket? The tombs of three generations of my ancestors and grandchildren have been reserved, so the whole family has to be neat and tidy! The live broadcast room is popular! …… In addition to live-streaming to sell graveyards to see Feng Shui, Pu Li also opened a funeral company, doing part-time funerals and doing make-up for the deceased. Pu Li's daily life is to sew and mend with a needle and thread, and occasionally answer the questions of the ghosts that surround him. One day, Puli Street was receiving customers. "Honey, my head is here." Pu Li: "Oh, there are no stools in the company. I'll take you over and sit down." The copy was screenshotted on December 5, 2025 Purpose: Facing pain and pressure bravely, being positive, having dreams and beliefs is another wonderful thing in life