
My Fake First Love Insists on Marrying Me
塑料初恋硬要和我结婚
by Year After Year in Huaian (岁岁淮安)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 268k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
The ongoing novel, The Little Incubus's Hypnosis Handbook. Coming soon: The Pretty Drama Queen Is Always Coveted by Villains [Quick Transmigration]. Please add them to your favorites!
Hot-tempered, naturally airheaded bottom x two-faced, scheming top
Streamer Lin Xi had been secretly in love for years with an alpha who was tall, handsome, and impeccably mannered.
On graduation day, he finally worked up the courage to confess, only to be coldly rejected by the alpha.
To his surprise, his beloved turned out to be two-faced.
All that courtesy and politeness had been an act!
Years of secret love had gone to waste, and he was furious that his beloved had become a mosquito-blood ex,
Even more furious that the shock had left him with a pheromone disorder.
There was no remedy except to be soothed by the pheromones of a highly compatible alpha,
And even finding a normal job became an impossible dream.
He thought his only option was to rush into a matchmaking date and hastily get married,
But then that irritating mosquito-blood ex said to him:
"Marry me, and sign in at my company."
He should have refused, but under the spell of that fresh mint scent, he nodded.
"We'll get divorced in five years. Don't you dare cling to me!"
Pei Jiashu gave a soft snort. "Of course."
Pei Jiashu's father died when he was young, and his remaining parent raised him strictly.
As a result, he became skilled at saying whatever suited the person in front of him.
He also didn't believe in compatibility between alphas and omegas.
Even people who were a hundred percent compatible wouldn't necessarily fall in love.
That was, until he reacted to an omega's pheromones.
Pei Jiashu's first instinct was to run.
Rumors about political marriages between powerful families and pressure to marry came one after another.
In that case, he might as well marry Lin Xi.
Pei Jiashu sought out the omega who had once nervously confessed to him with a letter in hand.
"Marry me."
But he never expected to be the first to fall in love in this marriage.
Pei Jiashu pressed him relentlessly until Lin Xi had nowhere left to run.
"Lin Xi, say you want me to mark you."
"Get away from me! I want a divorce!"
Highlights: A sweet 1v1 romance, an ABO alternate universe with lots of personal worldbuilding, so please don't overanalyze it. At heart, this is just a fluffy, brainless romance.
Neither lead is perfect. They'll grow over time, so please give them a little time.
Hope you enjoy the story! Sending love.
The following novel is currently being serialized. If you're interested, please visit my profile and add it to your favorites. (Expected to launch at the end of February.)
Flirtatious, foolish incubus bottom x self-deluding, old-fashioned, jealous top
Torrential rain poured down. Beside a pile of trash in an alley, Xie Nanxing curled up and waited for his life to end.
Footsteps drew closer in the distance. A man in a suit cut through the curtain of rain, and the vital energy surrounding him made Xie Nanxing's eyes sting.
Xie Nanxing got up and stumbled into the man's chest. "Please... take me home."
Xie Nanxing was a half-blood incubus. To return home, he had to seduce a human.
So he did everything he could to hypnotize his target:
"We're friends. It's perfectly normal for friends to hold hands."
Wrapped in a towel, he burrowed into Zhou Qiyue's arms. "Friends should share body heat."
"Friends need to replenish their intimacy energy regularly." He held a cherry between his teeth and leaned toward Zhou Qiyue's lips, which were three shades redder than the fruit.
"Friends should sleep together." He slid his foot between Zhou Qiyue's legs. Unable to take it anymore, Zhou Qiyue pressed his leg down. "Keep teasing me, and you'll sleep on the floor by yourself!"
Xie Nanxing thought Zhou Qiyue must be made of wood. His seduction gauge had stalled at 88 degrees, with no progress in sight.
Furious, he ran away from home and arranged to drink the night away with a friend at a bar.
He had barely started drinking when Zhou Qiyue brought him home.
"So now you're going to nightclubs, huh?" Zhou Qiyue's hand landed on his butt.
Angrily, he straddled Zhou Qiyue's waist, his tail tip slipping open the buttons of Zhou Qiyue's shirt. Fueled by alcohol, he bit the man's earlobe. "You don't even like me. I can go find anyone I want. I want to go home. I don't want to like you anymore."
His unfinished words were swallowed between their lips. Zhou Qiyue turned the tables and pressed him into the bed.
His palm rubbed inch by inch across Xie Nanxing's lower back. "Who was the one who kept playing this 'just friends' game with me? Can friends kiss? Can they get this close?"
Xie Nanxing was made to take in vital energy all night, and never dared to play the just-friends game again.
*
Zhou Qiyue picked up a pretty human who followed him around like a little tail.
He brought the little tail home, only to discover that Xie Nanxing was clingier than anyone could imagine.
He wanted Zhou Qiyue to feed him, stick close to him every moment of the day, and even cuddle up to him while they slept.
Every night he spent with Xie Nanxing, Zhou Qiyue would mysteriously lose a stretch of memory.
This time, he heard Xie Nanxing's clear voice: "Big brother is desperate for my body. He wants to touch me every second of every day."
He felt his body move against his will, caressing Xie Nanxing, while the person in his arms blushed so hard his ears looked ready to drip blood.
The dozen or so cameras he'd installed around the house to keep an eye on Xie Nanxing had finally proved useful. He'd uncovered an incredible secret.
A sweet 1v1 romance with both leads inexperienced and each other's first love.
Neither lead is perfect. The bottom is an absolute fool, and the top is intensely controlling, including the creepy behavior of installing a dozen cameras around the house.
[The following is an upcoming novel. If you're interested, you can add it to your favorites in my author profile. Sending love!]
The Pretty Drama Queen Is Always Coveted by Villains [Quick Transmigration]
Pretty, useless, spoiled bottom x repressed, gloomy, love-struck top
The Alliance's most useless spoiled young master signs a high-risk contract to win the heart of the commander he secretly loves. He travels through various small worlds to harvest the protagonists' affection, but fails to win them over and instead gets pinned beneath sinister villains.
World One: The Fake Young Master's Marriage Trap
Wen Yu is the cannon-fodder fake young master in a story about a real and fake heir. He bullies the real young master at school every day, then gets cast out by the wealthy family and dies miserably on the street.
His mission is to win over his arranged-marriage partner and bully the real young master.
But every time he beats and scolds the real young master, those sticky eyes roam over his whole body. The harsher he is, the more the man's erection swells.
"Pervert!" Wen Yu grinds his foot over the real young master's huge bulge, only to be pinned down in turn.
The real young master bites his earlobe and asks, "How about you marry me instead?"
"Like hell!" Wen Yu kicks the man away, but the real young master goes mad.
His arranged-marriage partner is right outside, yet Wen Yu is pinned inside a restroom stall, sharp fangs gripping the back of his neck. The man's voice is as eerie as a ghost's. "If he knew you were under me right now, would he still marry you?"
World Two: Your Friend's Wife Is Easy Pickings
Wen Yu is an omega pretending to be an alpha at an aristocratic school. To pursue the gentle, popular school heartthrob, he bullies a poor but brilliant classmate and earns the hatred of the entire school.
He deliberately throws the genius's competition exam into a pool, only for the genius to pin him in the water too. The suppressor patch on his gland stops working, and omega pheromones spill out. The genius holds Wen Yu by the waist. "If you don't want everyone to know you're an omega, behave."
When he finally confesses to the school heartthrob, the genius tears the suppressor patch from the back of his neck, revealing the bite-marked gland. "When you were crying and begging me to mark you yesterday, why didn't you say you liked him?"
World Three: The Tyrant and His Usurping Empress (mpreg)
Wen Yu becomes an ancient tyrant who forcibly marries the chancellor, only to have the general break through the capital's defenses and behead him in public.
Just after issuing an edict to appoint the chancellor as empress, he is pinned to the imperial throne by the general. The man uses his sword to lift Wen Yu's crown. "Does Your Majesty want to make me empress, or shall I make Your Majesty empress?"
"How dare you!" Wen Yu points his sword at the general, who teasingly lifts his chin and feeds him a pill.
Later, his belly swollen with child, he is pinned beneath the general on a bright yellow bed, his entire body covered in white fluid.
"If the chancellor saw Your Majesty like this, would he still marry you?"
World Four: The Junior Disciple of the Immortal Sect Turns Evil
Wen Yu is the sect leader's only son. He harasses his senior brother and humiliates a junior disciple who is the reincarnation of the Demon Lord, only to get slapped to death.
He grabs a random outer sect disciple and makes him serve as his attendant. When the junior disciple devotes himself to cultivation, Wen Yu mocks him:
"You were born without a complete spiritual root. What's the point of cultivating? You'd be better off serving me."
The junior disciple grips Wen Yu's sole. "Senior brother has a top-grade water spiritual root. You'd make the perfect cultivation furnace."
But Wen Yu is devoted to his senior brother. At their wedding, the junior disciple transforms into the Demon Lord, with eight hundred miles of wedding finery stretching all the way to the immortal sect.
"Would senior brother rather be my wife or my cultivation furnace?"
More worlds coming soon.
Reading guide:
A sweet 1v1 romance with both leads inexperienced and each other's first love. The top's split selves will merge later.
The bottom is a spoiled drama queen and a cannon-fodder villain. He does things like bully the top, who is a pervert and enjoys it.
All the small worlds have happy endings. Some include pregnancy, which will be indicated in advance.
Theme: Meeting, gaining, losing, growing, letting go, and reaching the end. I bid farewell to the past, and next year the flowers will bloom again.
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I'm sorry everyone. I have a lot of homework during the final week recently. I'm a little dizzy because of my busy schedule. I forgot to post 😭 😭 I'll post it at 9 o'clock tonight. I won't make up for yesterday's update. The same goes for catching bugs. I will catch them all after the final week. I hope everyone can bear with me 🥺 🥺
Shou has taken 99 steps in this relationship, while Pei is standing still [holding his chin]
Catching insects, "randomly"-"randomly"
There will be red envelopes for comments on this chapter, and I wish everyone a happy new year 🐰
Sorry everyone, I have to do it today 🥺 There are too many things going on at home during the Chinese New Year, so I can't concentrate on typing. Although the story line is basically finished, I haven't figured out how to end it yet. I can't write the ending in my current state. I will think about it tomorrow and then make up the ending. Thank you all 🐰
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
Ahhhh, I hope it can be longer
The "eye" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ Yan
💛 A layman looks at the doorway, an expert looks at the signs
I'll update later. After the exam, I fell straight into bed and fell asleep [Heartbroken][Heartbroken]