[Afraid of nothing but big brother's white-cut, black, straight-ball lemon puppy & the abstinent, powerful, dark father-in-law]
*Later everyone knew: Young Master Yan was the new emperor's treasure between his fangs. He was raised by his own hands and protected throughout his life. No one was allowed to peep and covet him*
Young Master Yan is as precious as a pearl. Apart from his eldest brother's ruler, he has never suffered anything else.
One day, he dreamed that he was in the role of a man, but he was still a little cannon fodder who was about to fall off a cliff and become a beast's ration.
Young Master Yan, who dreamed of a prosperous life and lying peacefully in a beautiful coffin after death, was unwilling to accept it and fell into isolation.
After receiving the flying letter, Yan Song returned to Beijing overnight.
As soon as they met, Yan Dong hugged his elder brother and choked with tears, and said his last words:
One, I must die in the arms of my elder brother.
Second, stuff his ashes into your purse and carry them with you.
Third, they will be buried together a hundred years later.
Unexpectedly, Yan Song turned around and smashed the perpetrator into ashes. The ominous meaning was shattered, and he, Young Master Yan, came to life again!
But things got worse for him soon, because Yan Song secretly brought a man back!
Yan Dong thought of the words "The Overbearing Prince Gong & the Dark-bellied Fox Shou" on the cover of the original book, and felt like the sky was falling! ! !
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Yan Dong could not accept that his eldest brother had been snatched away. He was frightened and angry, and filled with darkness. He was actually suffering from anxiety and had very strange symptoms.
He began to hear a man's breathing in his dream, as if separated by a veil, deep and hazy, with unsatisfied desires. He even called his name affectionately and said some stupid words shamelessly.
Yandong's face was red, her ears were red, her scalp was numb, but she didn't dare to file a complaint for help. She was afraid of tainting the ears of her eldest brother, who was a noble, disciplined, abstinent, self-denial, cold and noble as the bright moon, so she could only decide to secretly find this abominable pervert, castrate it first and then bury him!
Yan Song was on a business trip to Beijing and accidentally fell into the love poison "Peach Blossom Dream". During the attack, he desperately longed for the intimate touch of his sweetheart, otherwise he would be like ants eating his heart, causing unbearable pain.
There is only one medicine for him, that is, the beautiful and indulgent little bastard at home. What is pleasant is that Yan Dong also becomes more clingy at the right time——
Early in the winter morning, I would wipe his face with a hot handkerchief and accompany him to dinner; in the spring afternoon, I would yawn and come to the Yamen to grind ink for him and accompany him on official duties; in the autumn evening, I would tie his cloak on his face and take him home;
Late at night in the middle of summer, Zhao Song caught a beautiful young man wearing gauze and shorts under a thin quilt, and said with a smile: "Where can I extend my hand?"
——Small Theater——
Young Master Yan was born with a good life, loved by his family, and loyal to his friends. When he got into trouble, his omnipotent eldest brother always helped him wipe his ass (although he had to be punished when he returned home).
But in the 22nd year of Chengan——
"Surprise! The dragon's body is not in good condition. His Majesty calls back the fourth prince who has been raised in the Duke's Mansion of Yan for many years!" - "Yongjing Miscellaneous News"
The transformation of Prince Yan into a prince shocked the government and the public. Many people could not help but look at Young Master Yan:
"The surname Yan has been changed to Zhao. There is a huge chasm between monarch and minister. The eldest brother is no longer the eldest brother!" "The majesty of the Tian family cannot be offended. From now on, Young Master Yan can't even call him brother. I feel wronged for him." "I heard that the reason why Prince Yan didn't marry a wife was because the young master was spoiling and fooling around. Now that the fourth prince wants to marry a prince, the young master has to prepare wedding gifts respectfully and thoughtfully. Alas!" "..."
The rumors were like crumbs, separated by the fiery red and clear clouds in the distance. The carriage stopped. The handsome man in purple robe and jade belt got out of the car and walked to the eaves of the kennel. He leaned over and handed his hand to the man sitting among the dogs. He said with a smile: "You have grown up, but you have even forgotten to go home on a rainy day?"
Warm reminder, please don't enter if you don't mind:
② Attack and Shou are not related by blood, and the love line has been clearly defined before.
③It's all about sweet cookies for falling in love, the sweet love between some brothers, the happy home life of the Yan family, the frivolity of the teenagers, there is a career line, but there is no brainer and cool writing, the logic is fooled by me~
④ Being cruel and ruthless is not a good thing. Shou is a puppy but he is extremely protective of his food and has a sickly and delicate nature. He is not a purebred, silly and sweet.
⑤The background is a hodgepodge of assumptions, please do not conduct any research.
⑥Have other CPs (all those who are not single in the article are included)
——Advance collection of "Can I Stop Being Jealous?" ——
[The surface is innocent and kind, but in reality he will be punished by anger, the greedy and ferocious little lunatic Shou Baiqie & the white moonlight who is gentle and elegant during the day, and the crazy and coquettish inhumane Quan Huangong with split personality at night]
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On the night after the college entrance examination, Li Ji died suddenly while playing an all-nighter, and became a cannon fodder in the BL novel.
In the 18th year of Chang'an, the Queen Mother died. The original owner, who had been with her since she was a child, returned to Beijing according to the order. She fell in love with the protagonist at first sight. Not long after, she was labeled as a "poison regicide" by the jealous villain, and she died unjustly in prison.
Li Ji: My brother is very jealous...
A modern straight man with no power and no backing can't afford to offend an ancient gay | Go ahead and hide, but things don't seem right——
Protagonist: Ninth cousin, you have me in everything, don't be afraid. (Gentle)
So——
The indifferent protagonist attacks: Ninth brother, do you really want to fight with the emperor brother? (Squinting)
The irritable male second attacker: He's just a loser, but he's worthy of fighting me? (Glaring)
Dark Villain Gong: Xiaojiu, don't covet the emperor's people. (Red eye)
The emperor's gay sons came up with various special effects on their eyes. Li Ji lay on the man's lap, sniffing the black jade finger on the man's cold white fingers like a kitten, and said pitifully and helplessly: "Mei Xiang, the emperor's brothers are all bullying me."
The candlelight was dim, and Jiu Qiansui, who was writing the review, lowered his Guanyin face and glanced at him lightly, "Don't pretend."
Li Ji felt that he was very innocent. He didn't want to compete with the emperor's brothers for a man. From the beginning to the end, he just wanted to compete with the emperor for a man.
The next moment, the elegant and dignified Chitose suddenly triggered some kind of irregular personality switching switch. His eyelids narrowed, his red eyes opened, his face changed instantly, and he pinched his chin fiercely: "You go out every day to hook up with men. When you come back, come to our house to wipe your butt and butt. You little bitch who needs to be cleaned up."
Li Ji: QAQ
Main Text
*Mei Yi is the broken jade, the snake, the Guanyin in Li Ji's dream*
Small Theater
The wild cat enters the cage, restrains its sharp claws, pretends to be a pig and eats the tiger.
Li Ji has an obedient face and a dark heart, and he will draw blood on the evildoers. He will kill his brother and his father without any mercy, but he was stabbed through by the beauty knife that he seduced and seduced.
"I have been working hard for your majesty, working hard day and night, and the worldly things are not enough to reward me." Mei Yi pressed the new emperor on the imperial case and forced him to write an edict, "I beg for your love and make me your queen."
The boat capsized in the sewer, and the "canary" was called "canary" and was fattened up as a meal. Li Ji trembled: My ancestors, these eunuchs are still alive and can still show off their evil, how terrible!
What's even worse!
The man wearing bird feather makeup, hairpins and hairpins, and red bells on his wrists has a coquettish appearance of the second personality, but on his face is a gentle smile that belongs to the first personality, so: "Who are you?"
"Yes, you have more than one heart. Who am I?" The tall nose rubbed Li Ji's throat affectionately, and the man said in a strange tone, "Guess, if you guess wrong, you will die here."
Li Ji: Hey, friends, do you think I will be the only emperor in this dynasty who was killed on the day he ascended the throne?
### Always eats his own jealousy and then goes crazy. What should I do?
Interested babies can move to the column and poke ~
Intention: In life, take care of the present.
