Question: When you are dressed as a cannon fodder NPC in a dog-blood novel, and encounter the big boss in the novel late at night who killed all the original owners and made the original owner die miserably but whose life is hanging by a thread at the moment, should you choose AorB?
A: The hero saves the beauty and hugs the thigh, and follows the boss to make a living.
B: Pretend that tonight has never happened, respect and bless your personal destiny.
"Because I happened to meet you..."
Bgm is very timely. After careful consideration, Xu Lishan said that he chose "or": take advantage of your illness and kill you.
After feeding him a pill of poison, Xu Lishan prayed devoutly: Brother, have a safe journey and never see you again.
Ask again: Unfortunately, what should you do when you make the wrong choice above and are forced to sign a three-no contract with a big boss with no salary, no human rights, and no dignity, and you can only feed the tiger with your body?
Xu Lishan was very melancholy. He felt that his life was hopeless and his time was running out, but he unexpectedly discovered that the cruel, cold-blooded and ruthless crazy boss seemed to be... An innocent boy? !
Hey!
If you can't win, if you can't kill him with poison, if you can't deal with it, then... Xu Lishan changed the cards like a thief: sleep with him!
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King Su Jingshu has a high position and has always kept strangers away from him. It is difficult to distinguish his likes and dislikes. There are only three things that everyone knows about him.
First, his methods are so ruthless that he does not recognize his relatives.
Secondly, his appearance is unmatched in the world.
Third, if you are not beautiful, your room will be empty.
In the twenty-fourth year of Anqing, four new things were added: secretly communicating with Xu Lishan, giving and receiving privately, hanging out day and night, and even getting together in the field... In short, the gods fell into the mortal world and became other people's ministers.
As soon as the news broke, gossip spread everywhere. Unexpectedly, Xu Lishan, the person involved, ran away with the baggage? !
Is this the loss of conscience - Xu Lishan likes the new and hates the old, while His Highness Prince Su's iron tree blossoms but is miserably played with and completely defeated? Or is it the distortion of human nature - His Royal Highness Prince Su has evil habits and likes to torture, and Xu Lishan can't bear it and can only run away? Or... There are different opinions.
No, Xu Lishan, who was tied up all the way back in chains, said angrily: He was just a love liar who was overturned, and he has suffered the consequences!
[The slutty, dandy, femme fatale is under the cruel control of the *sinful bird of prey, and is criticized for her madness]
[Strategy-level love liar* Love brain that flexibly adjusts innocence]
——Pre-receipt of "My Buddha Will Not Cross the Madness" (column can be stamped)——
The number one Quan in Dawan died.
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Tan Yun was full of plans and schemes, and he changed from a little eunuch who would be beaten for eating more noodles to a minister of the emperor, who was praised by everyone as "nine thousand years old".
That day, he was sitting high on the lotus platform, looking down at the bullied and forbearing abandoned son of Leng Gong. He rescued him with a wave of his hand and helped him up the Qingyun Staircase. Unexpectedly, the cat turned out to be a jackal and turned around and bit him until blood dripped from his body.
Raising wolves has become a problem, rabbits have died and dogs have been cooked. Tan Yun felt resentful and was willing to drink poison to commit suicide. However, she did not expect to see a bizarre scene after closing her eyes:
Someone stepped on the blood, killed the king with a sword, burned the nine-foot-long lotus platform, but wiped the poisonous blood from the corner of his lips, hugged his body and sat down to ashes. Both ruthless and gentle, he could be called a madman.
Tan Yun was floating in the air and her eyes widened, but she couldn't see clearly the man's face under the hood. He could only see the scarlet ring on the index finger of his left hand, which looked like blood. The things he threw away carelessly were treasured by this man.
——Where did he get this wild peach blossom?
It's a pity that we met each other and had no chance to see each other.
Tan Yun was shocked and sighed. She didn't expect that she could open her eyes again and be reborn back to her humble beginnings.
As a result, Tan Yun began to plan for survival and power again, while looking for the mysterious "wild peach blossom". Unfortunately, it is difficult to find a needle in a haystack.
Tan Yun: Giving up day by day.
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The crown prince of the Qin Dynasty was a dandy and a mad dog. He was selected as the number one cancer among the royal nobles of the day for many bloody "honors" such as killing people in the street, parricide in front of the emperor, and setting fire to the imperial concubine.
Everyone was jealous and ashamed, and fearful.
One day, the prince took some medicine and went crazy. He wanted to add a new page of "patriricide" to his "Book of Honor". The Holy Heart was frightened and angry. Tan Yun followed the example of his previous life and shared the prince's worries, and went out of the palace to save others despite the risk of being tortured to death by the demon king.
In the last life, across a screen, Tan Yun made a life-and-death bet with the prince, winning two out of three games, and successfully saved people. All she remembered was that the prince's voice was as cold as jade and his eyes were unclear.
In this life, there was still a screen and a bet, but Tan Yun lost all three games and even lost himself.
The screen fell to the ground and the wedding couplets dropped. The person behind him was dressed in red robes, with bright eyebrows and jade rings between his fingers as red as blood. He handed him a mandarin duck cup filled with poisonous wine and extended a warm invitation:
"You and I will join hands and go to hell together."
Tan Yun:?
Ye Taohua, your obsession with dying with me is too rude.
[The face of a Bodhisattva is like that of a snake, but the heart of a scorpion is like a powerful eunuch with a love for sweet faces. A man who looks like a dandy, but actually has a crush on him, and who wants to die with his wife every day.]
Intention: Down to earth, create a better future together.
