Mafia Pretend Play

My name is Qili Jiabahui.

In high school, I pummeled the residents of Nanshan Nursing Home and kicked the kids at Beihai Kindergarten. I spent my youth competing with a certain white-haired guy for the title of "the strongest" and for the beautiful woman's affections. (Ieiri Shoko: ?)

Later, the white-haired guy got a government teaching job, educating students and raising generations of talent. My best friend swept hunger aside and became himself again. The beauty drank and smoked in private, and vomited over the champagne tower three times without even stumbling.

At that point, I felt sorrow for a world without rivals. I felt bored. I felt profoundly indifferent.

Just as I was crouched on the street, brooding and smoking, I stumbled into an unforgettable romantic encounter.

Though he was divorced and had three kids, though he was three years older than me, he was gorgeous, mature, and a silver fox in his prime.

His melancholy gaze struck straight to my heart. At that moment, after careful thought and considering every angle, I decided to hang up my gloves for good and become a good woman with a husband, kids, and a warm home.

Mori Ougai took the woman's hand. Her fingers weren't slender or soft, but covered in thick calluses. Her appearance fit the popular image of a bad woman perfectly, but he knew she had the softest heart.

He wanted to protect this city, and he loved the woman standing on this land.

The leader of the Mafia could not love, but Mori Rintaro could.

Flickering candlelight played across the pristine plates. Beneath the gaze of roses and lilies, they exchanged silver rings to pledge their devotion.

"I must never let them know about the past or the future. I alone will hold the reins of darkness. Light and warmth will be the heart of our family, because I love you."

They both thought the same thing.

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The assassin's mom [Megumi]: slays curses like she's chopping vegetables

The spy dad [Mori]: speedruns the journey from clinic spy to Mafia boss

The psychic dog [Chuuya]: "You bastard, Dazai! Who are you calling your dog?" (covers face)

And the mind reader (crossed out), the one who worries over everyone.

Dazai Osamu

Mafia pretend-play, now showing to rave reviews!

[Yes, it's the legendary Mori fan. Mori himself gives in to the heroine.]

[The heroine is the strongest, with the highest combat ability.]

[Character stans, enter at your own risk. Character stans, enter at your own risk. Character stans, enter at your own risk!!!]

[Inspired by Spy x Family.]

[Constantly revising.]

[A stress-relief story. I may forget details from the original in some places, and I'll fix them when I have time...]

Theme: Transmigrate through adversity and head straight for the stars.