Ji Xianyun never expected one trip out to transmigrate into a book and become the heir of the Duke of Ji in the story: a nameless cannon-fodder character who hanged himself rather than become the Crown Prince's consort.
Ji Xianyun: Is it really so hard to just say you don't want to get married? Why die over it?
After all, he's the Crown Prince, the future emperor, and the story's cold, loveless, career-focused male lead. He doesn't want a wife, either!
Having made up his mind to go talk it out with him, Ji Xianyun heads out. But when he sees the Crown Prince before him, handsome and clearly blessed with a firm, powerful build, the words die on his lips. His foot slips, and he tumbles right onto the man's body. Looking up, he gives a shy smile. "My husband... No, Your Highness."
Marry him! He'd marry him even if he died! With a top-tier dish like this, what kind of person would he be if he didn't get a taste?
What's the point of focusing only on your career? As long as everything works, he doesn't need romance!
Xiao Jingyu always knew that Ji Xianyun, heir to the Duke of Ji, only wanted to marry and have children to carry on the family line, and had even threatened to kill himself at the duke's residence to avoid marrying him. But the person before him, who seemed determined to cling to him and called him "husband" the moment they met, appeared to be that very heir.
Was his intelligence network flawed, or was something wrong with this man's head?
At first, Xiao Jingyu: "Why are you calling me husband? Guards, take him back! Don't let him climb into my bed! Ji Xianyun, who said you could take off my clothes? Get your hands off me!"
Later, Xiao Jingyu: "If you won't sleep with me, where do you plan to sleep? Once every seven days? It should be seven times a day! My Crown Princess has eyes for no one but me!"
Just as Ji Xianyun was eating the pastries someone had specially bought for him after court, smugly marveling at his own irresistible charm, he suddenly heard a crackling electrical sound in his head, followed by a piercing, anguished wail.
"Waaaaah! You bad person! How could you seduce my male lead? You took his virginity and got pregnant with his child! You're going to break this world! Waaaaah!"
Ji Xianyun: What the heck? Who's this? Is this the legendary System? And pregnant? Who's pregnant?
"You're pregnant! Waaaaah! I only took a nap, and you went and slept with him! The male lead is supposed to focus on his career. How did you turn him into a lovesick fool?"
Ji Xianyun was stunned: Pregnant? He's a man, and he's pregnant? Good grief! This was supposed to be a no-romance novel. How did it turn into a story about having children? Did I switch channels?
The System: "You'd better run before the Heavenly Dao finds out! If it discovers you've ruined its baby, it'll erase you!"
Ji Xianyun raised his hand. "Can I get an abortion?"
The System: Ha.
Ji Xianyun helplessly rummaged through the banknotes he'd acquired, left behind a farewell letter, and ran for his life.
Five years later.
"If you see a handsome older brother later, what should you call him?"
"Big brother," came the child's sweet voice. "If he's not handsome, I should have Dad talk to him and call him Dad. I remember it all."
"Good boy." Ji Xianyun was satisfied.
"I'll watch out for handsome older brothers for Dad. When I find one, I'll help set you up."
Ji Xianyun was touched. That's my boy, just what you'd expect of my child.
At the Qixi Festival lantern fair.
"Big brother, look! This older brother is so handsome." The little one led someone over.
Ji Xianyun looked at the handsome face before him and trembled. Kid, do you know who you've brought over?
"I heard you're single and looking for someone?" The voice was cold.
The little one said, "Yep."
"Didn't you meet anyone suitable earlier?"
The little one shook his head and sighed. "Nope. I looked at four, five, six people, but none of them worked out."
"Four, five, six people?"
Ji Xianyun: Kid, stop talking! If you say another word, your dad's life is over!
A seemingly devoted but actually carefree, pleasure-seeking, flirtatious bottom × a seemingly abstinent but actually devoted, love-struck top who talks himself into falling in love
One-on-one, both virgins, pregnancy
The bottom doesn't date anyone else later. Those four, five, six people were not romantic partners.
From beginning to end, the top and bottom only have each other.
The System is just there to make a cameo.
Theme: Create happiness.
