Huh? Now I'm the One Being Obsessively Desired?

Also known as: Bouncing Back and Forth Between the Villain's Teenage and Adult Worlds. New novel now underway: My Bed Connects to the Past and Present. Synopsis at the bottom

"Pure-hearted little sun x deeply twisted, genuinely lovesick villain"

The lovesick villain is bullying you mercilessly? Transmigrate to his childhood and give him a beating. That'll teach him!

What? (O.o) So he was this starved for love as a child?

...Occupational habit kicking in. Sigh, guess I'll comfort him. What else can I do?

*

Preschool teacher Lin Luochi transmigrates into a doomed, expendable spy in a book.

System: [You must redeem the villain, Gu Lanzhi, and change the male and female leads' bad ending.]

Lin Luochi, gazing at the broad-shouldered, narrow-waisted man: Is this... even in my field?

*

From the start, Lin Luochi's family is ruined. With tears in her eyes, she kneels before Gu Lanzhi, clutching the corner of his robe and beginning to beg for mercy. His sword falls in an instant!

Still gripping the cloth, unable to let go, she trembles...

System: [Gu Lanzhi's presence detected. Activating the time-travel golden finger.]

It turns out that collecting objects the villain has used lets her briefly return to his childhood.

Lin Luochi, rubbing her hands together: Now this is right up my alley!

*

The villain's entanglement with the heroine begins with a life-saving favor? No problem. I'll transmigrate back and stop it at the source.

From then on, she successfully makes herself the target of their ill-fated bond...

But this expendable character seems to have a young lover of her own?

No big deal. I just have to sort out a love triangle, right? Keep stealing things Gu Lanzhi has used and transmigrate a few more times. Surely I can fix it!

Gu Lanzhi once thought he had developed amnesia. Whenever his mind wandered, strange memories would inexplicably flood into his consciousness.

Since the source of the problem seems to be that spy, Lin Luochi, he might as well keep her close and see what tricks she has up her sleeve!

That woman is terribly suspicious, always coveting his belongings.

Could she be after the city's defense plans?

Gu Lanzhi sets a trap, hoping to catch her in the act. But after sneaking around until the middle of the night, what does she steal? His underclothes?

Later, Gu Lanzhi really does stop obsessively watching the heroine.

Unfortunately, those sticky, possessive eyes turn to Lin Luochi instead...

On the day the spies are rounded up, he pins her in a cramped attic. Her hands weakly brace against the window frame as she sways, forced to look down at her original body's young lover desperately searching for her, utterly distraught...

Huh? The heroine's "iron-chain confinement" from the book is going to happen to her instead?

Lin Luochi's alarm bells ring. Is there any way out of this?

Fake her death...

*

But how could a wild wolf who fought his way through rivers of blood be fooled by such a clumsy fake-death act?

At night, in the dim bedchamber, Gu Lanzhi's low, resonant voice rolls over her, scorching her heart as if he means to take her apart and devour her. "You stole my intimate clothes, and you still dared to run?"

Warmth seeps through her, spreading inch by inch. He leans closer, his gaze sinister, though his words are tender as they cling to her lips:

"You were gone only a few days, and you were already this hungry? Is that all you can manage?"

*

On their wedding day, after the nuptial wine, Gu Lanzhi kneels on one knee atop the wedding bed, his eyes hazy with drink.

He dips a fine stylus in ink ground with orchid and musk, parts her loose wedding robe, and carefully writes three characters on her collarbone: Gu Lanzhi.

The strokes twist like a startled snake in the grass, just like the fear lingering in her dark eyes.

He pays no attention to her soft cries. Instead, he half-forces her delicate hand onto her lower belly, then bends over her with fierce intensity, his breath hot and damp. "Luoluo, you shouldn't be so thin. Eat more, hm?"

"Why once shade the orchid branch? Only because the fallen blossoms came too late into my arms."

[Reader's Guide]

1. The heroine will resolve the issue of "physical and emotional purity" at its source. In the revised story, the pairing is one-to-one and both are virgins.

2. The hero is genuinely lovesick and has a slight sadistic streak. He doesn't put on an act, but he talks dirty. The heroine will act meek, but she isn't a pushover. No one is perfect, and their personalities are certainly flawed.

3. Not a strong female lead. Male rivalry: the hero and the second male lead would dearly love to kill each other. An ocean of melodramatic angst can't fill their sea of hatred. Sending them a heart with my hands.

4. Entirely fictional setting, extremely fictional. Romance-focused, with the plot serving the romance.

5. Since the story involves time travel, some details may contain plot holes that don't hold up to scrutiny. I can only promise sweetness, so don't overthink it~

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Next novel: My Bed Connects to the Past and Present

For the first twenty years of her life, You Yusheng lived extravagantly, until the company her parents left behind teetered on the brink of bankruptcy.

Her uncle took advantage of the crisis and gave her an ultimatum:

Come up with one hundred million to cover the company's losses;

Or marry the idiot son of a family friend and use the dowry to cover the company's losses.

With nowhere else to turn, You Yusheng sought help from the supernatural. Clutching a jade pendant gifted by a monk, she hid in the carved nanmu canopy bed in her villa and cried all night. The next morning, ten thousand taels of gold had indeed appeared on the bed.

You Yusheng: A fortune from the heavens? I'll take it!

Mu Shijie is so accomplished that he has eclipsed his sovereign, earning the emperor's suspicion.

The emperor's lackeys set him up, using ten thousand taels of gold to frame him for corruption. But the stolen money, which should have made the case airtight, vanishes in the blink of an eye.

The gold went missing from Mu Shijie's residence, so he is forced to investigate. As he tosses and turns in bed, he hears a shriek of delight: "I'm rich! I'm rich!"

Could one of the canopy's projecting eaves really lead to another time and space?

His expression darkens, and his low voice cuts through the window lattice with unquestionable authority. "Give the gold back."

Later, You Yusheng learns that Mu Shijie's era is a dynasty whose history has yet to be properly studied. She has also read a little about this short-lived prince.

There's no chance she'll pay him back. But in return, she can offer Mu Shijie advice on how to rule, so he doesn't die young.

So You Yusheng claims to be a fairy from another world and repeatedly uses her foreknowledge to save him from danger.

She's just like Mu Shijie's Doraemon, supplying food (horrible cooking), strategies (terrible ideas), and high-tech gadgets (children's toys). Each one, taken alone, is enough to give this undefeated general a taste of the future.

Mu Shijie gradually falls for her. When the border is in danger, he even insists on bringing the carved nanmu canopy bed along...

*

On the day of his triumphant return, the emperor hears that water sprayed from Mu Shijie's bed can kill countless enemies. He arranges a marriage, hoping to use a beauty to investigate the mysterious canopy bed.

Mu Shijie: "Little Fish Fairy, could you give me a princess consort?"

Confused, You Yusheng promptly sends him a silicone doll with a built-in AI chip.

That's only natural. At least he hasn't been bringing women back to his residence, has he?

But this time, Mu Shijie isn't satisfied. "This thing doesn't seem to meet my needs..."

You Yusheng rolls her eyes. "Give it a rest! I'm a fairy, not a turtle in a wishing pool, and certainly not your father, in charge of your harem!"

They part on bad terms.

*

One day, her uncle plots to put the idiot son of the family friend in You Yusheng's bed. She touches something, and her whole body crosses time and space, appearing on Mu Shijie's bed...

Mu Shijie furrows his handsome brows. "Are you... the princess consort the fairy gave me?"

You Yusheng's shoulders tremble as she catches her breath. "I am the fairy herself. Don't talk yet, just pour me a glass of water..."

Seeing her sexy spaghetti-strap nightdress, Mu Shijie swallows. Realizing he has lost his composure, he quickly looks away. "However much you sacrificed to help me, from now on I'll honor and respect you. Don't go back. A life in the pleasure quarters is no way to make a living."

You Yusheng looks down at her exposed cleavage and instantly flies into a rage!

What kind of job does he think she has, huh?

*

They bicker without ever tiring of each other. It turns out the warmth of everyday life really can make your heart melt.

"At dusk, Shijie stands alone, his shadow forlorn; just then, little Carp comes to stir up the rest of his life."

Theme: Use one's own initiative to transform the objective world