The god Gu Luansha, who had nothing to do in the Gu Luan Palace, suddenly received a flood of complaints from the mortal world. She was sitting up in heaven, yet the blame was falling from the sky. Furious, she went down to the mortal realm to set the record straight.
On the way, though, she ran into a little immortal who was useless at everything except getting into trouble. The kindhearted Gu Luansha took pity on the kid and lent a hand.
But the kid brought disaster down on her! Not only did her former boss show up, but so did her ex-husband!
In short, setting the record straight turned out to be a bumpy road.
Content warning: First-person narration
A full-length novel of a similar type, adapted from this story: The Lone Star of Calamity. Check it out and add it to your collection if you're interested~
Here is the blurb for an upcoming story:
The invincible god Gu Luansha x the pure-hearted but secretly flirtatious Matchmaker
As the number-one authority in the Hall of Calamity Gods, Gu Luansha has spent years cursing immortals and beating up gods who get in her way. She can go anywhere, do anything, and even the people in the underworld call her Sister Gu. No one dares to provoke her.
But even someone as powerful as her has two deadweights holding her back: her childhood friends, Gu Chen and Xianchi.
Those two are all talk and no action, and they are always giving her a headache.
This time, it was Xianchi's fault for not waking her up. She was late and skipped work by accident, and for that, the sly good-fortune god Tianyi caught her and would not let go. He dumped a hot potato he had just received right on the three calamity gods.
She took the scroll and opened it. Good grief! It was a mission to steal someone's fate. This involved the rules of the Heavenly Way, and if they failed, the Heavenly Maiden would send them to the Infernal Prison!
Fortunately, Tianyi was generous and handed over 600,000 merits. As the saying goes, nothing ventured, nothing gained.
For 600,000 merits, she was in! Even if the person was dead, she would bring him back to life and collect the reward!
Now, who had attached the little bean-sized kid to her leg?!
Gu Chen and Xianchi might be deadweights, but at least they were strong. The little kid clinging to her leg was not only stupid, but also fragile, and, worst of all, impossible to shake off!
Somebody help me!
Perhaps he heard Gu Luansha's plea for help, because the child's father arrived soon after. It was none other than the famous Matchmaker Dan Heng!
So this was that little dunce from the immortal realm, the one who had failed the matchmaker certification exam three times?!
But calling his father did not help, because the little one clung to her, and the grown-up clung to her even more.
One hanging from her arm, the other wrapped around her leg!
What is this, some kind of forced marriage deal?!
The male lead's perspective:
A post suddenly appeared on the immortal realm's forum:
What should I do after coming back from the Infernal Prison for going to the mortal realm illegally, only to find out my wife has lost her memory? (P.S. She forgot our child too.)
Reply 1: What a scumbag immortal! Faking amnesia!
Reply 2: That's awful, but you should think about your own part in this. Maybe you're the problem, and she doesn't want to see you.
Reply 3: Is this one of those win-your-wife-back-after-driving-her-away stories?
Reply 4: There can't be many widowers raising kids in the immortal realm. Maybe I can guess... (Reported, post deleted.)
Reply 5: Her mind might not remember, but her body and heart do. Just keep pestering her and you'll win her back! And you have a kid. Blood ties are a mysterious thing.
The original poster replies to Reply 5: Good point. I'll go try it now!
Reply to the original poster: Don't forget to send us a red packet if it works!
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