[The blurb is still being revised. Not recommended for reading yet]
A gloomy top who thinks he's in perfect mental and physical health x a mad dog of a bottom who bravely accepts that both his wife and he are mentally ill
Jiang Yunzhou x Yu Xinglie
From childhood sweethearts to a harmonious relationship between ruler and subject
Two mentally ill men
*The story centers on a trio. Xiao You is a platonic friend.*
Genius Xiao You, emperor Jiang, madman Yu.
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(Almost anything may change before the story begins, except the author's attributes and pen name.)
The Ninth Prince, Jiang Yunchong, is a man who is easily content and happy. His one and only wish is to stay alive.
Hey, as long as you're alive, that's what matters.
His mother, a casualty of palace intrigue, was cast into the cold palace. Before dying of illness, she caressed his face and told him not to hold a grudge, only to stay alive.
Jiang Yunchong took his mother's words to heart. He figured that if he wanted to survive, first he had to get out of the cold palace, this shitty place.
So he started writing a book.
How to Get Out of the Cold Palace Quickly.
Jiang Yunchong wrote one plan after another, from How to Get Out of the Cold Palace Quickly to Several Templates for the Policy Essay Exam
Reborn: I Want to Learn the Art of War
One Hundred Ways to Stab the Crown Prince, My Imperial Brother, to Death
Ten Thousand Excuses for Forming Factions and Pursuing Personal Gain
How Many Tables of Food Should You Set Out When Your Father Dies?
Nine Quick-Witted Reactions to Finding Your Stepmother Rolling Around with Your Imperial Brother
Various Ways to Deal with a Madman Who Claims to Have Transmigrated
A DIY Guide to Making Gunpowder
As he grew taller, he faced more and more dangers, and his power grew greater and greater.
On the night he accidentally stabbed the emperor and the crown prince to death during a purge of corrupt officials, Jiang Yunchong kicked away the son of the Grand General Who Guards the Nation, who was excitedly throwing himself at him. Under the transmigrator's amazed gaze, he covered his split lips and solemnly wrote the longest title of his life.
What's the Deal with a Very Useful Dog and Childhood Friend Chewing on His Master's Mouth in Front of His Master's Father's Corpses, Still Staring with Unclosed Eyes?
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*Main character is the top. May be more suited to readers who favor the protagonist or prefer the top.*
*The author has never transmigrated, much less been an imperial prince or grandson, so please forgive any plot holes.*
*If you don't like it, don't be hurtful. Go find something you enjoy.*
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Theme: Those who strive will win
