[Genshin Impact] Telling Bad Jokes in Natlan

Samira is an ordinary child of the Wooden Haulers, with one great dream: to have a dragon companion of her own.

To make her dream come true, Samira has tried all sorts of things, including urging her parents' dragon companions to get married and have a baby dragon, and trying to lure nearby dragon hatchlings away with dragon snacks.

Unfortunately, Dad's dragon companion is a mighty adult male dragon, and Mom's dragon companion is a huge adult male dragon.

Her parents told her that two male dragons couldn't have a baby dragon.

Sadly, Samira could only put all her energy into luring away little dragons. But once they'd gotten the treats, the little dragons wanted nothing to do with her. Every day, Samira tried and failed, then tried again.

Then one day, her persistence finally brought her the dragon companion fate had chosen for her: the System.

System: ...

I'm a program made of zeroes and ones, not your dragon companion.

The System stated this matter-of-factly.

Samira was confused, then suddenly understood.

"You like zeroes and ones, so from now on, you're 007!"

System: ...Please accept Quest 1: Daily Task. Get someone to answer the following questions.

Question 1: If one fish needs an hour to work, why do two fish only need half an hour?

Question 2: Why are people from Sumeru so good at kicking balls?

Question 3: Why can't Childe make a turn?

The Traveler had just arrived in Natlan when he witnessed something he would never forget.

Hooded man: "Samira, have you seen my vegetables? They seem to have grown legs."

Hooded woman: "Oh, they ran into my stomach to enjoy a bowl of peace and quiet. Want to see them? I'll throw them up right now so you two can reunite."

Aether: ...

He felt like Natlan's bathroom was as noisy as Sumeru's, because Cyno was taking a dump.

Paimon: ...

Of the five people there, somehow she was the only one who wasn't making jokes.

P.S. This story began writing on version 5.3 and does not cover events after 5.3.

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Will a Liquor Company Assassin Dream of Sunny Volleyball?

Fiano is a cold-blooded assassin.

His day begins with taking on a mission and ends with sending his target off to say goodbye to the world.

However, after he casually put his target to sleep forever during an ordinary mission, the organization kicked him into Shiratorizawa, claiming assassins shouldn't be uneducated.

From then on, Fiano became Taketori Hayate.

Staring at his third-year middle school textbooks, Taketori Hayate fell into deep thought. What had given the organization the confidence to take an assassin whose education only extended to understanding missions and following orders and turn him into an excellent third-year student?

During his miserable school life, he also encountered a human-shaped volleyball machine...

Ushijima Wakatoshi: "Taketori, you should play volleyball."

Taketori Hayate: "I love studying, and studying loves me. Do not disturb me, especially not for volleyball."

The organization decided to choose a partner for Fiano. The candidates were Bourbon, Scotch, and Rye.

But long after the appointed time had passed, Fiano still hadn't shown up.

Gin gave a sinister smile. "Heh. A rat."

Just as he was about to pull the gun from his pocket, Fiano finally appeared. He kicked Gin's gun away and let out the furious roar of a failing student:

"Why I'm late should be obvious to you, shouldn't it? Huh? Ever since I started at that lousy school, I'm either in detention or on my way to detention! Who wants to go to that lousy school can go in my place!"

The three fake-liquor agents beside him: ...

So this was the legendary Fiano?

How to Have Fun in the Honkai: Star Rail World

Coming toward us is one of the few Special Grade Sorcerers left in the jujutsu world, the young head of the Zenin clan, the jujutsu world's ultimate overachiever, one half of the ultimate office-slave duo, and the second contestant on the Continent of Duels

Zenin Xianxing!!!

Xianxing: ...There's not enough room here for all those people.

Under the gaze of a crowd of commentators, Xianxing, a person who could do the work of five, stepped onto the stage known as the Continent of Duels.

Then promptly went from one star to 0.5 stars.

That's fine. At least she could catch up on all the sleep she'd missed. She was dead, after all. Surely no one would still wake her up, hahaha!

Oh, they would, buddy. They would.

Now a baby, Xianxing lay expressionless as a foxian patted her bottom hundreds of times. Nobody could sleep, and she couldn't even lie still.

Xianxing: ...

*

The youngest Judge in the history of the Ten-Lords Commission, and the high-ranking warden of the famous Prison of Deep Seclusion on the Xianzhou Luofu, Xianxing, who was five years old with eight years of work experience, declared: To build a prosperous, democratic, civilized, harmonious Prison of Deep Seclusion, we must keep up with the times and follow the people of the Xianzhou. We must work hard to create a wonderful Prison of Deep Seclusion that prisoners will praise, generals will approve of, and the Mara-Struck won't even want to restore their HP in.

Everything for Elation!! (Pah, pah, delete that, delete that.)

The Reignbow Arbiter devoured seven wheelchairs at the speed of light. Everything for the Hunt!!

Everyone below: ...

**

After the Stellaron incident, Dan Heng and Stelle returned to the Luofu. They went to the place Dan Heng knew best there, the Prison of Deep Seclusion, to give their testimony.

For Dan Heng, returning to the Prison of Deep Seclusion felt like coming home.

But people change with age, and so does the Prison of Deep Seclusion.

"So why is the Prison of Deep Seclusion an amusement park?" Stelle asked, voicing the question on everyone's mind. She soon found the one true love of the Galaxy Bat Hero's life: a trash can.

She happily ran over, ignoring the cold-faced little dragon still reeling from the shock of his hometown's transformation.

"Why is the trash can completely empty?! This doesn't follow the number one trash-can rule in the universe!" roared the Galaxy Bat Hero, climbing out of the trash can.

"Wow!" Hanya said without changing her expression. "I didn't think that person would actually be right. Someone really does think there'd be trash in the Prison of Deep Seclusion's trash cans."

Theme: A happy life in Natlan, soaring into the sky alongside dad jokes