Douluo Dalu: Bird Shooters and Vegetable Choppers, Blacksmiths and Apothecaries

Yan Lingxiao had traveled all over with his parents since birth. It wasn't until he settled in Nuoding City with his mother at the age of nine that he finally had a “home” where he lived for more than a year.

Tang San, a disciple of the Grandmaster, was the first person he'd met who was weaker than him, yet still resembled him.

After putting the Soft Bone Rabbit that he'd scared into tears under his family's protection, Yan Lingxiao turned to the six-year-old boy with black hair.

Let's be friends, Xiao San.

Parody version:

“The Third Twin Martial Soul in History?! The Son of Blue Silver and Clear Sky Versus a Talented Cultivator with a Secret: One Martial Soul Used as Two”

“You have a mysterious cultivation method, and I have a family legacy. Xiao San, don't you think we're a perfect match?”

“What am I supposed to do? Even a transmigrated old fogey like me is going to fall for him.”

“A shapeshifting soul beast, a human-soul beast hybrid, and a human who shares life and death with a soul beast bound to him by blood contract. Are they siblings or cousins? How are you planning to sort out the generations in your family?”

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It's hard to sum up their dynamic, but more or less: gentle, scheming, and unhinged top x moody male ghost bottom

Content warnings:

1. Pairing: Tang San. The bottom is intersex, three years older than Tang San, has a male physique, and will always be taller than him.

2. The basic setting is based on the original Douluo 1 and the early manga, mixed with lots of personal logic, preferences, and fantasies. The style varies, and I love revising.

3. Don't apply modern values to this story. The characters are all flawed and won't change; this probably isn't a power fantasy.

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