At last, the day that comes to every cold, heartless sword cultivator has arrived.
My disciple confessed his love to me!!!
Think I’ll reject him because I’ve severed all emotion and desire?
Wrong, so wrong. Practicing the Heartless Way means getting up before the dogs and going to bed after them, not to mention constantly having to say stupid crap. I’ve wanted to quit for ages.
Besides, my little disciple is good-looking, gifted, and in love with me. I’m not an idiot, so of course I’ll choose him.
When my little disciple heard me say yes, he stood there, stunned with joy.
I was quite pleased by his bashful expression, his face turning red and then green. He looked at me in disbelief and asked if I wanted to think it over.
Poor kid, he must be overwhelmed with happiness.
No matter, your master will take good care of you.
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Holy crap, we have a huge problem. My disciple doesn’t love me at all.
Turns out we used to be gods, and not only that, we were two good-for-nothing, lazy second-generation gods who never studied.
On the day of the exam, we smiled at each other and chose the Tribulation of Love: the heartless master and the devoted disciple. It was the easiest pairing. No need to practice diligently or temper our characters. We only had to say stupid crap to each other to pass.
But because I mistakenly agreed to my disciple’s confession, we never got around to hurting each other. When time ran out, the exam portal closed.
Not only did we fail, we couldn’t even go home.
Watching my furious disciple, I cautiously asked, “How about we cultivate together, ascend, and go home?”
The ascension portal is open all year round.
My disciple sneered. “Do you even know what kind of cultivation I practice?”
I honestly shook my head.
Several months later, I sat up slowly, tears streaming down my face as I rubbed my aching lower back.
I used to know only that my disciple had fallen to demonic cultivation. How was I supposed to know that, to avoid hardship, he’d chosen the easiest demonic sect of all, the Pleasure Sect?
...I’m the one suffering.
My disciple objected: “My dick clearly isn’t suffering at all!”
CP: Happy, devoted, tough-mouthed dog-type gong × cheerful, heartless, secretive cat-type shou
*The main story is in third person!!!
*A lighthearted cultivation novel, with fighting monsters along the way to romance. Not an age-gap romance! They’re the same age, since they were classmates and friends.
*Most of the story takes place in the cultivation realm, and they return to the god realm at the end.
Theme: Honesty is the most important thing
