[Overpowered protagonist. I don't want to think too hard, I just want to write something cool.]
After I transmigrated and learned I was the so-called heir to the mafia, I planned to fight and kill to my heart's content. I was bored and wanted to see rivers of blood and all that. But it's nothing like I imagined!
Why is my boss of a father the kind of guy who hires an ethics tutor for me? Why does the mafia even have a school? I just want an exciting adventure conquering another world, come on!
I figured I'd put up with it until I took over as boss, then start a huge number of fights. Who knew that at mafia school I'd run into a rare silver-haired guy?
Me: Oh, oh! So this isn't a world-conquest story, it's a harem-collecting story. Got it.
But then the silver-haired guy ran off with a grumpy black-haired guy who appeared out of nowhere, and the blond guy in my year got caught up in some hellish home-tutor training. I didn't manage to collect a single one!
That wasn't all. One day, I decided I might as well go check out Vongola, the family at the top of the family I'm part of. Instead, I ran into the black-haired guy and silver-haired guy from before, apparently in the middle of a coup. I joined in just to watch the fun and got frozen along with them.
After I finally thawed out, I had to go to Japan and deal with some nonsense about making someone the Tenth Vongola boss. I was still annoyed, until I saw the guy sucking up to that so-called Tenth Vongola boss.
Me: Whoa, a second silver-haired guy.
Then I put my whole heart into building a harem and died without winning over a single person. Furious, I came back to life for a second run. Who knew my new identity would be royalty, with two blond younger brothers waiting for a chance to kill me and take my position as prince?
But I'm not a prince, am I?
2024-10-18, saved
Theme: Women must never say they can't do it
