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Hu Xiaobai, a vixen who grew up in the mountains and fields, actually got admitted to a human university!
Haopengou called him to ask how he was reading.
Hu Xiaobai held his cheek and sighed: "I can't do my homework well, I can't afford to eat in the cafeteria..."
"As for the roommates, they all hate foxes!"
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For example, Roommate No. 1 Is a cool and flirtatious guy who is flamboyant, shark-like and muscular, and his hormones explode when he raises his eyebrows and smiles evilly.
Hu Xiaobai was so angry that he jumped on his feet: "You are so mean to me!"
Always smiling evilly, he would pick Hu Xiaobai up by his knees, rub him around like a doll, and caress his tailbone frivolously with his big palm, which made Hu Xiaobai jump with fear and suspect that his tail was exposed.
For example, roommate No. 2, The flower of the high mountain, is paranoid and cold, and has been in e-sports for several years without a single defeat.
Hu Xiaobai put his hands on his hips and pointed: "There is no fox in my eyes!"
As soon as he saw Hu Xiaobai, he turned his head coldly, and his white jade-like neck stretched with veins. Hu Xiaobai was extremely dissatisfied, his ears were so red, he probably had done many bad things that were unworthy of him.
For example, Roommate No. 3 Has gold-rimmed glasses, thin lips, and is an arrogant chaebol with a literary character.
Hu Xiaobai chirped: "You look down on me!"
He could choke a fox to death by opening his mouth, and he would sneer and throw a card at him at every turn, like dismissing a beggar. But when no one was around, the man changed his usual mean look, smacking his cheeks, kissing his mouth, and rubbing his belly. Hu Xiaobai was worried, might he want to eat him?
Anyway.
Hu Xiaobai was very sad: "The fox is unhappy and wants to drop out of school."
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After a while, the worried friend Gou came to visit him.
But the Hu Xiaobai in front of him was radiant, his eyes were watery, and he never mentioned dropping out of school:
"Oh, I impressed all my roommates."
"I checked online and found that if human partners are less intimate, they are more likely to be like this - irritable, jealous, and prone to fighting..."
"So! I made a daily schedule, taking turns to comfort you every night. Kiss this one on Monday, touch that one on Tuesday..."
"——It's really effective!" Hu Xiaobai was greatly impressed!
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Small Theater
The season changed, and Hu Xiaobai caught a cold.
Everyone felt sorry for his sick appearance, so they responded to his requests.
At the beginning, Hu Xiaobai was still a little nervous, but after just a few rounds, he immediately became comfortable with it, and he felt quite confident and happy when ordering them around.
"I want to eat oranges." Hu Xiaobai said hoarsely and opened his mouth.
Kugo Ryuye, who had been teasing him all day, patiently peeled the orange, except for the veins, and fed it into his mouth.
"The puppy is missing a litter."
Jin Yu, a young master from a prosperous and prosperous family, had no choice but to pick up a small hammer and knock on the wooden board. He had to make mud, and he was completely disgraced.
"I eat ice cream."
The two of them didn't allow it, but neither of them wanted to be evil and pretend to be deaf and dumb.
Hu Xiaobai was very angry: "Then I'll ask other husbands to buy them for me."
Luye threw the orange peel and sneered: "You scream! Let's see who dares to buy it for you!"
Hu Xiaobai was not willing to be humiliated and immediately called.
After a while, Feng Xing left the training match and came over, carrying something in a thermal bag.
Hu Xiaobai was very proud and felt that he was like an emperor. He spread his hands and asked for ice cream.
Unexpectedly, a cup of hot milk was placed in his hand.
"It was too cold, so I heated it up."
Feng Xing pursed his lips in confusion, not understanding why the other two were laughing, nor why the Emperor Fox was rolling in anger.
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Food guide:
1. HE, Jiejiejiejie, 1v3, divided endings (highlight! Not together at the same time!)
2. The copywriting is slightly exaggerated. The little fox is inexperienced and not a fool... Well, not completely a fool.
3. Don't quarrel! Don't scold Mai Lang and Little Fox even if they quarrel! It's the weather that's to blame~~
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Purpose: Caring for the illiterate is everyone's responsibility. Study hard, grow in love and challenges, cross boundaries with courage and tolerance, and achieve self-growth and transformation.