You Blush Like a Bubble Teapot

[The first book, more youthful QAQ] —— 1. Jian Xuan, a person from Nancheng Affiliated High School, is famous in the most bizarre way. The way he is famous is that Jian Xuan's English scores always dominate in various ways. Until the end of the senior high school test, Jian Xuan set a new record for the lowest English score in his three years of high school, with 51 points. After learning that the class teacher called her parents, Jian Xuan squatted at the door of the black Internet cafe and flipped through the few contacts in her phone. Jian Xuan raised his head helplessly while holding up his tattered mobile phone, and saw a man dragging a suitcase passing by him. Jian Xuan didn't think for a second before grabbing the man's clothes and said, "Dad." The man was frightened by his "Dad". Jian Xuan patted the wall dust on his arm and stood up. He looked at the frowning man in front of him with lowered eyebrows and said, "Brother, would you consider being my dad for an afternoon, ballballyou." 2. Pei Jian had just graduated from university and was planning to go back to his hometown and work for a few months before going to work in his father's company. However, he had a bad start. Not long after he got off the plane, he was grabbed by a boy who looked like a primary school student. The boy called him "Dad" in a clear voice. If there wasn't anyone around, Pei Jianzhen wouldn't necessarily think that this boy was calling him. When he learned that the boy was called a parent and needed to find a father, Pei Jian fell silent. Do you look old? If it weren't for the eyes of the boy in front of me, as if he was about to cry, and he said pitifully to himself: "Brother, I will vou you 100, please." Pei Jian did not lack the hundred, but seeing that the boy looked a bit like his ragdoll cat, Pei Jian reluctantly agreed. But when he arrived at school, Pei Jian looked at his mother standing in front of him, and then at the boy squatting in the corner of the office who was about to fall asleep. Pei Jian rarely fell silent again. Her mother looked at Pei Jian for a long time, finally laughed and said, "Are you Jian Xuan's father?" Pei Jian felt that his mother was laughing out of anger. 3. After tutoring Jian Xuan in English, Pei Jian felt that the child was quite mysterious. Jian Xuan always slept in places he couldn't imagine. He said it was because he stayed up all night playing games. As a result, Pei Jian went out to pick up his friends in the middle of the night and saw Jian Xuan working the night shift at 7-11. The boy lowered his head to tease the stray cat that slipped into the store, and took the oden he bought. Without using the machine, he took a look at it and quickly calculated the price, "Sir, a total of 32." No one answered, and there was no sound of change arriving. Jian Xuan looked up and saw Pei Jian standing in front of him with a complicated expression. Only now did Pei Jian realize that the 100 yuan that Jian Xuan promised to him was the only round number in Jian Xuan's pocket. Pei Jian took Jian Xuan back to live in his apartment and asked the boy to shovel poop, feed, and bathe his puppet cat every night for a daily salary of 100. Jian Xuan could not resist the temptation and agreed. However, when the college entrance examination was approaching, Jian Xuan found that Pei Jian seemed to have become his own shit-sweeper. 1. There is an age difference of five years. They are both in love with each other and will not fall in love until they reach adulthood. 2. There is very little description of the campus. 3. Easy cookies, double cleansing The title of the ps article is a very old and very old meme. I think it is very cute (?ω?) It means why are you blushing? Intention: gentle and firm, walking with the light