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Mingzhao is a mysterious bead in the hands of the statues enshrined in Taoist temples. It is cultivated by absorbing the spiritual power from the tributes.
After the Taoist priest became immortal, the Taoist temple gradually declined, so she decided to go down the mountain to find her own way out.
I just got on the high-speed train and a Taoist priest next to me was live broadcasting.
Ming Zhao pointed at this master of metaphysics with tens of millions of fans online and said: Old man, you drew the wrong talisman.
One sentence made the master so angry that he was about to scold him.
Suddenly, a passenger in the car next door suddenly fell to the ground, gibbering as if he was possessed, and the screen of his mobile phone was still automatically playing the Master's live broadcast.
The master was so frightened that he knelt down on the spot: Sister, take me with you!
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By some mistake, Mingzhao "inherited" the live broadcast room where everyone overturned and was ridiculed by the crowd.
On the first day of broadcast, there was a lot of abuse. After finally waiting for the first single owner to connect, he seemed to be deliberately making things difficult.
[Anchor, I just joined a new company and my boss asked me, "Why did the company's money tree die when you came here?" How should I answer?
Ming Zhao: [Then you say, its mission has been completed, because the real money tree has arrived]
? ? ? Shocking debut!
[Who is laughing so hard in reality that if you say such a good thing, you will not be allowed to be crickets for a whole year]
[I learn from people with high emotional intelligence to speak be like:]
The master Shan was hiding in the corner and shivering: Damn it! How could she see my true identity at a glance!
A few days later, the scandal of the black-hearted capitalists who exploited employees to death was exposed.
At the same time, the reward special effects in Mingzhao's live broadcast room flashed for several hours: [Thank you, master, for saving my life!
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Meeting a popular figure who was rumored to be clean and self-possessed, Ming Zhao's first words were -
"You collapsed."
The top streamers dismissed this: I have never done pornography, gambling, drugs, tax evasion, sleeping with fans, hidden marriages, having children, cheating, surrogacy, etc., So what should I do?
However, three minutes later, the top leader caught up with him with a pale face: "My house is really collapsed!"
A multimillion-dollar mansion collapsed overnight, and the police uncovered a case of corpses buried in the villa that spanned nearly 40 years.
Along with the letter of thanks from the police came a top-notch high-profile "show of love": [My life was saved by Zhao Zhao, and I am willing to do it whenever needed]
The richest man who was almost buried alive by his unscrupulous descendants: Me too!
The juvenile form of the villain's spiritual boss: Me too!
The red-eyed boss of literary literature who is haunted by the evil spirit: ... Yeah, the same thing.
The barking cat team that has made great achievements: barking, barking, barking! Meow meow meow meow!
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Mingzhao: Thank you, but... Your lives are not as good as mine, just give me some worthless stuff :)
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Mingzhao became the fastest anchor to be promoted to the top on the live broadcast platform.
Feng shui brings luck, divination and evil spirits, Qi Men Dun Jia and... Psychological counseling.
[He deserves a beating, if you let him get his wish, you are accumulating virtue]
[If you curse, your heart will be clean; if you hold it in and don't curse, your heart will be dirty]
[The desire of the soul is the prophet of destiny, whatever you want is what you deserve]
Netizens burst into tears: [Whether she is a master or not, I will know as soon as I hear it! Don't say anything, just light up!
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Mingzhao has a secret: as Xuanzhu, she has a space that can accommodate all things.
Therefore, when she does things, she does not seek power or money, and will only take something from the other party casually.
Among them, she likes Ji Simonan's things the most. There are countless rare treasures and delicacies.
The key is that he is very generous and always says with a smile: You can take away everything in this house.
Until one day, Ming Zhao discovered that his house was almost emptied out by himself.
She patted her butt and prepared to leave.
Ji Simonan sighed softly, his tone helpless and conniving: When will you remember and take me away with you?
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Professor Ji at first: Feudal superstition is unacceptable.
Later Professor Ji said: fate is destined, it is not a bad idea.
"After meeting you, I became superstitious, and every day I hope that my destiny will be revealed in your palm prints."
[Written on November 17, 2025]
Intention: Don't take it if you don't want to eat it