[The next book opens with "The Master of Metaphysics, The Master of Metaphysics", the text is at the bottom↓↓↓]
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The cold-faced, cute, all-around heroine × the slimy, needy, tsundere puppy
Yun Ti, a little leopard living in the African savannah, accidentally transformed into an NPC from an ancient male video novel by Long Aotian.
In the original book, she was hastily offline after fending off disaster for the heroine in the wilderness survival variety show.
She didn't want to get involved in the dispute, but the bonus was too generous. Yun Ti decided to tear up the original script, kick the male protagonist, tease (?) The female protagonist, destroy the villain's den, monopolize the 100 million bonus, and achieve the freedom of eating meat!
However, after seeing the arrogant and unruly second ancestor "villain" in the book——
A pampered young master who cannot carry his shoulders or lift his hands.
Even if he runs into this wilderness and encounters obstacles everywhere, he still likes to talk nonsense in front of the male protagonist of the special forces.
Yun Ti was ashamed: No wonder this guy ended up as the male protagonist's control group, pretending to be struck by lightning!
One day, Yun Ti couldn't help but pull him aside, "Why do you always go against him?"
The young master had just crawled out of the quagmire. His exquisite hairstyle and expensive clothes were all soaked in mud and water, and his fair face was stained, making him look miserable.
As always, he cocked his head to the side arrogantly.
If a person wants to die, there is no way to stop him. Yun Ti turned around with a wooden face.
His wrist was held tightly.
I saw tears glistening in the young master's eyes, his breathing was rapid and heavy, and he said in a crying voice——
"When you were rich, powerful and sought after by others, you always ignored me."
"Now that you have discovered that I am actually a waste, how can I compare with him? How can you still... Think highly of me?"
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Yun Ti first became famous on the Internet when she jumped from a three-story overpass and subdued a knife-wielding gangster as if she were knocking down her prey.
Everyone suspected that it was just an outrageous show, but they never expected to see her in a variety show again——
At the southern foothills of the mountain range, Yun Ti ran vigorously for miles and snatched the package from the mouth of the hungry wolf; in the mysterious tropical rainforest, she climbed a giant tree nearly 40 meters high with bare hands to find the direction of survival for the team; in the hinterland of the endless grassland, she lurked in the jungle as if she were in an uninhabited land, and captured the poaching gang in one fell swoop...
Even the fluffies, whose whereabouts are always hard to find, rushed to stick around her.
Audience: Ah, let me introduce it! This is both my cat and my Leopard, yes! I was born!
Small Theater
Yun Ti represented Chinese rock climbers at the Olympic Games, winning three gold medals in rock climbing, speed climbing, and difficult rock climbing with a record-breaking record, becoming famous all over the world in one fell swoop.
During the post-match interview, some foreign reporters deliberately made things difficult: As a woman, who goes without makeup every day and has rough skin, will her (boyfriend) fall in love with someone else?
As we all know, her new boyfriend is a talented young director who has attracted much attention in the international film industry.
Before he finished speaking, "Brother Zhan" carrying a long gun and short cannon rushed out with a camera.
"What are you barking at? I dress up well every day, and Titi promised me not to cheat!"
Reading Guide
1. The female protagonist is the strongest! The heroine is the strongest! The heroine is the strongest!
2. Bao Baoti's upgrade route: humble martial artist (original owner) → survival variety show champion → the most powerful martial arts instructor in the entertainment industry → three Olympic rock climbing champions
3. Su Shuang sweet cakes, making dumplings and family-style group portraits, Ti Ti will gain the most sincere and happiest family love and friendship in the human world!
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Next book opens "The Great Master of Metaphysics, The Great Master of Metaphysics"
Mingzhao is a mysterious bead in the hands of the statues enshrined in Taoist temples. It is refined into essence by absorbing the spiritual power attached to the tributes.
After the Taoist priest emerged, the Taoist temple gradually declined, and she could only go down the mountain to find her own way out.
As soon as I got on the high-speed train, a Taoist priest next to me was live broadcasting, using the Zhuyou technique to help people pray to the temple to eliminate filth.
Ming Zhao pointed at this metaphysics master with tens of millions of fans online and said: You drew the wrong talisman.
One sentence made the master so angry that he was about to scold him.
Suddenly, a passenger in the next car suddenly fell to the ground, gibbering as if he was possessed, and the screen of his cell phone that he was clutching was still automatically showing the Master's live broadcast room.
Everyone was so frightened that he knelt down on the spot: Sister, take me with you!
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After that, Mingzhao was "forced" to inherit his live broadcast room, and took the master of the dog leg all over the country, doing Feng Shui to bring luck, divination to eliminate evil spirits, Qimen Dunjia...
When she saw the popular celebrity who was rumored to be clean and self-possessed, people around her praised her endlessly, but the first thing she said was——
"You've collapsed."
The top streamers dismissed this: I have never done pornography, gambling, drug abuse, tax evasion, sleeping with fans, having children in secret marriages, cheating, surrogacy, etc., So what should I do?
Three minutes later, the top leader caught up with him with a pale face, crying: "My room collapsed!"
Seeing the boss who spent a lot of money to find auspicious points in the underworld, Ming Zhao blinked: You just don't have long to live, are you looking for a cemetery for yourself?
When she was almost kicked out by the boss, she said calmly: Her face is red but her life portal is weak. Think about it carefully, have you reached a "life-giving agreement" with someone recently?
The next second, the overlord, who was always strategizing and decisive, glanced to the other side with evasive eyes.
Just last night, he pinched the little canary's slender waist and said with red eyes, "Call me husband, and I will give you my life."
Mingzhao nodded clearly: He was destined to be punished by Hong Yansha, and his luck was ruined. To put it simply, it is——
You have been borrowed.
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Immediately afterwards, the wealthy circles, entertainment circles, criminal investigation circles and even academic circles... All kinds of businessmen, senior officials, directors and deans stepped out of iron shoes, only asking for Ming Zhao to join their own camp.
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As we all know, when doing things in the morning, they don't charge money, and they will just take something from the other party's house casually, ranging from antiques worth hundreds of millions to plush toys.
Among them, she likes Ji Simonan's things the most. There are countless rare treasures and delicacies.
The key point is that he is very generous and always says with a smile: You can take away everything in this house.
Until one day, Ming Zhao discovered that his home was almost emptied out by himself.
She patted her butt and prepared to leave.
Ji Simonan stopped her, his tone helpless and conniving: When will you remember and take me away with you?
Intention: She didn't trick me into spinning around in circles, it's because I was born to love spinning around in circles!