Original title: The Old-School AI Shenanigans System! A Butter-Sweet Treat! Complete! Begging you to bookmark and comment!
In short: A taciturn, insecure househusband who secretly thinks his husband doesn't love him gets a happy ending by means of pecs, a Shenanigans System that makes him "speak up," and a "manly man acting cute."
GB / A bright, goofy foodie who seems slow but is actually playing the pig to eat the tiger, female alpha x a male beta who's polite and distant at first, then tsundere and clingy / all kinds of wild, dramatic plot twists and play / both virgins, younger male lead
Official blurb:
Zhong Yining, an accomplished alpha and former police officer, had no interest in the mainstream ideal of a pale, slender, delicate male omega. She'd assumed she'd grow old alone.
Then, all of a sudden, the Federal Marriage System matched her with a dark-skinned, muscular beta househusband!?
And this male beta wasn't just a dark-skinned househusband. He was rich and handsome, approachable despite his wealth, and the founder of Xiao Technologies.
Zhong's mother: "Think this through, honey! So what if he has more money than he could spend in several lifetimes? He's a beta. He can't give our family an heir!"
Zhong Yining shook her head with feigned solemnity. "Mom, if I hesitated even for a second, I'd be disrespecting money (crossed out) my future happiness."
The dark-skinned, muscular beta househusband reached out to greet her for the first time. "Hello, I'm Xiao Yunting."
Zhong Yining (gripping his hand tightly) (not saying a word) (taking out her ID card), to the civil affairs office staff: "Hello. We'd like to get married."
Xiao Yunting's droopy puppy eyes lowered. She didn't even say hello to me. She really doesn't like me.
Both of them thought they'd gotten an amazing deal by marrying each other, so they never announced their marriage during their first three years together.
Xiao Yunting: "She never wears her wedding ring at the company. She really only loves my body, not me."
Zhong Yining: "My wife must be too shy to announce our marriage. Hehehe, she's so cute."
Then Xiao Yunting brought home the company's old-school AO game System, and accidentally triggered some inexplicable bug...
The taciturn househusband beta's brain glitched, and he split into several personalities: a domineering CEO's secretary, a wealthy family's male mistress, a cool and aloof top student, a childhood friend who'd been kidnapped, a tsundere personal trainer...
Zhong Yining: "Whoa! Feels like my wife and I have opened the door to a whole new world..."
Xiao Yunting: "Huh? So my wife, who I thought only wanted my body, fell in love with me at first sight, too?"
↓↓↓↓ There are two more GB stories of different types in the author's collection. Come see which one you'd like to take home!
☆ Daoist, Stop Picking Up Junk! GB: A righteous and wickedly adorable young female Daoist & a B-king, flirtatious male fox spirit / modern fantasy in an alternate world
Would you still want your husband if he became penniless?
Good news: He's not a homeless man.
Bad news: He picks through trash for a living.
A fox spirit with a passionate love life came down from the mountain for a stroll, only to discover that his green-tea-spirit husband had reincarnated as a poor Daoist who loved picking through trash.
Hu Yu'an: ...Fine, I'll put up with it. He can still be a keeper after a wash.
And so, the usually reserved B-king scion of the fox clan finally figured things out. If he hadn't, he'd have stayed single for life! Because Jiang Lai seemed to love picking through trash even more in this life???
Hu Yu'an before figuring things out: Attract Jiang Lai
Hu Yu'an after figuring things out: Seduce Jiang Lai
Hu Yu'an, striking a pose: "The weather's nice today." (Looks up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, showing off his elegant jawline.)
Poor Daoist Jiang Lai: "Hey, handsome, do you still want your water bottle?"
Hu Yu'an: "No, I don't want it. And I don't want you, either."
☆ The Movie Star Says One Thing and Means Another, GB: A scheming, obscure female alpha & a hot-tempered, spicy, aloof male omega movie star
Other female alphas debut at their peak. For Ye Zhou, every step after her debut is a pit of doom.
Ye Zhou's manager: "Meeting you is my greatest misfortune."
Ye Zhou: "Hang in there. Let me find someone powerful to cling to."
Ms. Ye, a minor celebrity: "My plan is foolproof. I'll pretend to be a heartless ingrate, get close to the movie star, cling to him, and ride his coattails, until... I accidentally end up with a marriage certificate with him?!"
Jiang Wei, the big movie star: "My ex-girlfriend, who disappeared ten years ago, has suddenly shown up beside me and keeps finding excuses to get close. She must still love me."
After criticizing their rivals and then their own ship fans, they turn around and find their own idol has gone and gotten married, hand in hand.
Fans of both sides: "6."
Theme: Patiently wait for your lover to speak up. She loves you very much, too.
Ah, don't torture me, don't torture me, don't let me eat a knife when I'm happiest 😭 😭 😭
Wuwuwuwuwuwuwu, my royal meal is over 😭 waiting for my wife to work hard for the next book [spread flowers][spread flowers]
Wuwuwu, I tied it in one day, my wife's writing is amazing, I'm so happy 🥺 🥺 I finally had good food [three-flowered cat head]
I can't stand the abuse [bursts into tears] I'll wait until the abuse is over before I come back.
Looking forward to the next one, sprinkle flowers 💪[ sprinkle flowers][ sprinkle flowers]
Nice!! Looking forward to the next book, Sahuahua [Spreading Flowers]
Nice!! Looking forward to the next book, Sahuahua [Spreading Flowers]
Nice!! Finish spreading flowers 💪
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
The picture is so vivid, it makes me laugh so hard, why is it so vivid?