The Flatterer * The Unhappy One
I saw a video that said men only enjoy compliments from other men.
All right, this is a story about a narcissist getting bent by a flatterer.
The seme's friend: Are you actually straight or not?
The seme confidently holds up his fingers: Thirty percent bent.
The uke gazes at the seme in admiration: ***, you really are so knowledgeable.
The seme hesitates: Fifty percent bent.
The uke in bed, grimacing in pain, still does his best to keep up the act: Last night was amazing!
The seme: One hundred percent bent.
Straight men being a little bent is a lie.
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