How to Survive a Grimdark Comic with a Luck Bonus

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After Hayami Chunming fell through a manhole cover, she unexpectedly ended up in JJK, that depressing manga. It was the Gojo, Geto, and Shoko high school era, and the dark stuff was about to begin. Knowing how hellish the ending would be, she didn't want this grim series to have anything to do with her.

She wanted to avoid getting involved, but unexpectedly awakened a cursed technique: Fortune Stacking. She became a classmate of Gojo, Geto, and Shoko.

Fortune brought her all kinds of unexpected surprises. She fell over in a fight and dodged a sneak attack; she found crucial evidence while slacking off; she used her technique in a real battle against the higher-ups and burned the old fossils until they screamed; and she was unstoppable at the casino, where she reeled in the big fish Toji Fushiguro.

She fell into thought, then said to Gojo Satoru, "You'll die. You'll be cut in half."

Before Gojo could react, she turned to Geto Suguru. "You won't fare any better. Satoru kills you with his own hands."

"As for Shoko, you'll live, but you'll personally operate on Okkotsu and put him in someone else's body."

That night, she laid out the entire plot. She hoped they'd change the story and change the world, but instead she was dragged right into it and became a main character.

Hayami Chunming clutched her head in despair. "Can't I just be a background character? Why do I have so many scenes?!"

She thought that after so many major changes to the plot, things would be different from before.

But Yuji Itadori still ate Sukuna's finger.

Knowing what dark events lay ahead, Hayami Chunming sighed heavily.

She packed her bags overnight and prepared to run away,

but Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru, now unscrupulous teachers, joined forces to pin her down.

Gojo Satoru was baffled. "Why run? Why not see if you can make Brain laugh while drinking cold water and choke?"

Fortune was invisible and intangible. Why was she always trying to avoid using it, when it was such a powerful weapon?

Geto Suguru comforted her. "Or why not try setting the higher-ups on fire again? If it helps with your anxiety."

Hayami Chunming, making a look like a confused old person on the subway: "Your expectations for my technique are way too high!"

Ieiri Shoko: "Or try stacking a curse on Sukuna's finger, so every time Yuji swallows it, Sukuna chokes half to death?"

Yuji Itadori: Me? (confused)

The four jerks nodded solemnly at their student's confusion, then began wondering whether the idea might actually work.

Yuji's eyes shook with disbelief. "Teachers, I'm the one who chokes, not Sukuna!"

Please note: This story contains many major changes to the original, and the plot will differ somewhat. Any out-of-character portrayals are due to my limited writing ability. Thanks for reading!

Theme: Always believe in yourself, no matter what.