The Black-Hearted Eunuch's Guide to Spoiling His Lazy Pet

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Blurb:

Mind-reading | Faux taboo romance | The male lead falls for her on his own

[Cute, food-loving, easygoing little palace maid x anorexic, gloomy, scheming chief eunuch]

After transmigrating into a book, Ruan Huan Tang becomes a vicious cannon-fodder character in an R-rated novel. In the original story, she is a lowly, universally despised palace maid.

In one scene, the author forces her to frame the female lead, who has just climbed out of Male Lead No. 1's bed. Male Lead No. 1 orders her to be beaten to death, and her body is thrown into a mass grave, where wolves devour her until not a trace remains.

Ruan Huan Tang recalls the plot and silently touches her chilly neck. Good, her head is still attached. If I can't beat them, I can at least run away!

She decides to lie flat and live as a carefree slacker, determined not to get involved in the plot, even if it kills her.

When the other palace maids bully her, she knows she can't put up with three years of it. She immediately slaps one of them!

When she catches a palace maid sneaking around with a guard, she turns away... Wait, isn't that the female lead and Male Lead No. 2? She grins. She has to get a better look!

But despite her efforts to slack off, the plot still catches up with her. Framed by a senior palace maid for the crime of defying authority, she ends up in prison.

She gets angry, then gets a little angrier. All she dares do is vent three complaints in her head. As she laments the unfairness of fate, she feels sorry for the villain in the same predicament: the female lead's number-one simp, who ends up with nothing and meets a fate as miserable as hers!

As she waits to die in prison, she looks up and unexpectedly sees a face as gentle as jade.

She freezes. Isn't that Wen Yu, the Eastern Depot's chief eunuch, a powerful figure who nearly killed everyone in the book? The major villain?!

Wait a minute. He's a villain who survives until the end! From then on, Ruan Huan Tang resolves to cling tightly to the big villain's coattails.

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Wen Yu was once the dazzling son of a celebrated general, but his bones were broken and he was castrated, turning him into the Eastern Depot's chief eunuch. For twelve years, he performed good deeds, and everyone in and outside the palace praised his compassion.

Then one day, a palace maid from the Yeting Palace exposed his disguise with her inner thoughts.

“So he's the major villain who's gentle on the outside, dark and unhinged inside, and dies horribly in the end!”

“A beauty is a beauty, so fragrant and adorable~ I wonder what it would feel like to touch him... Would his scent linger on my hands? Hehehe.”

Wen Yu: ???

“He's a big-shot villain who survives until the very end! If you don't mind, Your Excellency, I'd be honored to call you my adoptive father!”

Wen Yu: ...

From then on, a Yeting Palace maid named Ruan Huan Tang was always by Wen Yu's side.

At first, he saw her as a pawn. But after she was bewitched by a love gu, her inner thoughts turned flirtatious. She held his hand and coquettishly begged him, and even...

She snuggled against him, kissed his cheek without a trace of distaste, and seduced him with an intoxicating intimacy at every turn.

His sense of inferiority over his mutilated body made him shy away from her for days.

Eventually, unable to resist her longing, Wen Yu accepted her feelings. Who could have guessed that Ruan Huan Tang would wrap her arms around his leg?

Her almond-shaped eyes glistening, she called out to him, “Godfather, please take care of me.”

Wen Yu: ...

Before You Read:

One-on-one romance, both leads sexually inexperienced. The male lead is a real eunuch, genuinely gentle and genuinely obsessive and gloomy.

The female lead is an easygoing foodie with little ambition. The male lead is devoted to both his career and romance.

-- Blurb for I Am the Eunuch's Cousin's Fiancée

The self-proclaimed lovesick grand eunuch's story |

[Arrogant, gloomy, handsome, powerful eunuch cousin x adorable, straightforward village girl cousin]

Her cousin was forced to enter the palace because his family was poor, but he made something of himself. His family wants to gain from their connection, so they remember that the girl was once engaged to him and send her to live in his mansion in the city, hoping she can win him over. But his personality has changed completely. He's gloomy and arrogant, keeps people at a distance, and is prejudiced against his naturally clueless cousin. Yet when she boldly flirts with him, he ends up falling for her.

P.S. He's a real eunuch.

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