Why Am I Still Raising a Kid After Transmigrating into a Corporate Slave Ninja?

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Uetsuki Anzu, who has never known poverty in either of her two lives, quickly finds herself in dire financial straits while trying to give her child the "scientifically" best upbringing money can buy.

Every day, she does nothing but fawn over Danzo with her tail between her legs, or ponder a question more serious than survival:

Which lucky person's pockets should I pick today?

On his first day in the Anbu, Itachi is cornered by a group of senior members.

Every one of them looks fierce, with glaring eyes and menacing faces, as if they might start a fight at any moment.

"Hey, newbie," their leader says ominously. "You'd better memorize the Anbu rules while you're still new!"

Itachi has never heard of such rules, but listens humbly all the same.

"Listen up!"

For some reason, the man grows agitated, and a suspicious glimmer of tears flashes in his eyes.

"Rule number one of the Anbu! Absolutely, absolutely never touch anything belonging to Uetsuki Anzu!"

A few tips for a lighthearted read:

1. The early chapters are mostly about raising the child and everyday life. The main plot takes over later.

2. I'll stick as close to the original as possible, but some anime settings and timelines are a little vague. If the story diverges slightly, just consider it the butterfly effect caused by the protagonist's arrival.

3. There are a few original settings.

4. Updates at 10:10:10 a.m. or p.m.

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