After being selected into the national team together with his rival Zhu Ma, Chi Xu inexplicably gained an ability.
He can see other people's recent wishes on the game loading page.
Most of the time everyone's wishes are relatively normal.
But there are exceptions, such as training matches...
Team A's top laner [Damn, I want to transfer]
Chi Xu: Wait, brother, were you still creating group souls in the last interview?
Team B jungler [xx is such a fucking idiot]
Chi Xu: Wait, wait, isn't this the Gemini CP that the alliance strongly recommends? You were selling it very well the day before yesterday? ?
After receiving critical hits one after another, Chi Xu moved his eyes to the ID of a certain bking ice cube man to take a moment to relax.
Who would have thought that the emotionless full stop last week turned into a sentence at some point.
Microsoft's elegant black square font sits squarely on the unsightly ID - [I want to shut Chi Xu's mouth]
Chi Xu: Hello? ?
It was unbearable. After the training, he dragged the person into the small dark room.
He asked firmly in a seductive tone: "Don't you have anything to say to me?"
"What to say."
The boy's voice was cold: "Did you say that you flashed into the wall twice in one afternoon, died suddenly seven times, and made N number of wrong moves?"
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In order for this famous duo of pure hatred to quickly turn their hostility into friendship. The training team coach arranged the two of them into a dormitory.
The two made an agreement when they checked into the dormitory.
1. You must dress well in the dormitory
In the early morning, Si Yan came out of the bathroom and met Chi Xu, who was only wearing half of his underpants.
Si Yan's veins bulged and he uttered two words coldly: "Explanation."
Chi Xu's peach blossom eyes were watery, and he suddenly smiled at others: "Sorry, I'm used to sleeping naked."
2. Don't touch each other's things casually
One night, Si Yan returned to the dormitory after extra training and saw a bulge on his bed.
He walked closer, lifted the quilt, and revealed a hairy back of his roommate who was sleeping soundly with his eyes closed.
After staring at the little knot on his head for five minutes, Si Yan frowned and sat down at the table to review the video of the entire night's game.
3. Do not put strong-smelling food into the dormitory
When Si Yan wrote down this rule in black and white, he never imagined that he would be the first to violate it.
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After a period of running-in, Chi Xu was able to drag his auxiliary duo without any psychological burden.
It happened to be the wish update time. When he entered the game loading page and saw the line above Si Yan's ID, Chi Xu rubbed his eyes in disbelief.
Then the whole person suddenly froze into a sculpture, his face red and smoking.
[I want to lock Chi Xu up x]
Huh? Brother, is this in Chinese? Is this really right? ?
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Idle Moba Game
Iceberg auxiliary attack * Chatterbox AD suffers
Zhuma Literature Light comedy may also have a bit of group portrait style
Competition setting reference kpl lpl
The copy will be left on 2024.12.25
Purpose: How to improve interpersonal relationships