[The Outcast] Taoist Wang Is So Handsome

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I hear Taoist priests can tell fortunes?

"Can you read my palm or face? Give me a reading too. I want to know my romantic prospects!"

Taoist Priest Wang smiles warmly, takes her hand, and clears his throat. "Let's see! May you find love and have the Matchmaker tie your fates together. Red threads will bind you as one. Miss, your red thread... Huh? Your intelligence line is too strong. It may be hard for you to find a good match. You might stay single..."

"..."

Seeing the young woman's face darken, Taoist Priest Wang kindly reassures her. "That's a good thing! Look, look... Your intelligence line is long and curves downward, which means you have a profound aptitude for wisdom! With a palm like yours, you won't be interested in ordinary people, and your standards may be so high that you'll remain single for a long time..."

The young woman starts crying.

The Taoist priest panics, just as a passerby happens to walk by.

"Dad, didn't you say Taoist priests on the mountain aren't allowed to marry? Why is that stinky Taoist priest holding that big sister's hand?"

The passerby shakes his head and replies, "There's only two kinds of ill-fated love: either a Taoist priest goes up the mountain to cultivate and forget the mortal world, or he comes down the mountain for a beauty. I wonder which it'll be today?"

Theme: I just want to seduce the Taoist priest