To bring down the neighboring Milan village from within, Real Madrid village reluctantly sent over its freshly raised little sweet potato, Milor.
Village chief Florentino looked at the dewy-eyed little sweet potato and was heartbroken. But for the sake of the grand plan, he had no choice. Through his tears, he gave instructions: "Milor, once you get to Milan, do this, then that, and then that... Remember, our goal is to break up the Milan family."
Milor stared blankly at the village chief and asked several times in disbelief, "Huh? Me?"
And so, completely bewildered, he boarded a plane to Milan. The Milan village branch secretary Maldini and village committee secretary Nesta watched the dewy-eyed little sweet potato on the plane, their mouths watering so much that tears of envy streamed down their faces.
The two of them immediately broadcast over the village loudspeaker: "Folks, we have a sweet potato in Milan too!!"
The whole Milan village erupted at the announcement. There was butcher Gattuso, farming expert Pirlo, handsome construction foreman Kaka, and chicken farmer Shevchenko...
Everyone sang and danced to welcome Milor. Although Milor was a bit dim, he was still a skilled tradesman. Thanks to his accidental successes, the Milan village somehow got better and better every day.
Florentino, secretly monitoring them from the sidelines, was so furious he ground his teeth to dust.
Milor, now the darling of the whole village, scratched his head in confusion. "Wasn't I supposed to break up this family?"
Theme: The Milan family is here. If you've got the guts, come on in.
