I've Eaten S-Rank Monsters Until They're Endangered

[Thank you, everyone, for supporting the official version! The full text is being polished, and pirated versions differ greatly from the official one. Prequel now available: An Ordinary Person, but the Prodigies All Work for Me. Blurb below.] The Celestial Realm revised its laws and banned eating coworkers. Shi/Taotie/Just Likes Eating the Occasional Coworker/Yang: ... This beast feels wronged, but this beast won't say a word. After watching a whole lot of videos of pets being fed right from their owners' hands, Shi Yang packed his bags and descended to the mortal realm. He wanted to find a servant to scoop his litter and live off them in comfort. But when he saw monsters crawling all over the ground, Shi Yang wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth, primly took out his chopsticks, and then... ...Urk! This is way too disgusting! The people from the Abnormal Affairs Bureau, who had thought they were about to die on the job, stared at the boy in astonishment. Then they came to their senses, rushed out, and made the big shot a four-dish-and-one-soup meal. Shi Yang was so moved that tears welled up in his eyes. Delicious, unbelievably delicious. The deputy director of the Abnormal Species Management Bureau quietly pulled out his communicator nearby: "Yes, no casualties." "What a joke. Why would I lie? We ran into a big shot!" "Oh, right, find everyone in the bureau who's good at cooking. Don't ask so many questions. I have my reasons." After hanging up, the deputy director looked at Shi Yang, grinning so hard his crow's feet showed. And so Shi Yang got a secure job, while everyone at the Abnormal Species Management Bureau studied cooking, staying up all night to come up with 10,086 ways to prepare abnormal species. With everyone at the bureau feeding him, Shi Yang gradually got sidetracked... B-rank eerie fish head? Never heard of it. I'll try a bite. A-rank bone-piercing two-headed snake? Looks pretty good. I'll try two bites. S-rank hundred-tentacled octopus?! It smells so good! I'll devour the whole thing! And so, the city's safety levels continued to rise, while the abnormal species death rate soared. The abnormal species, nearly eaten into extinction: Abnormal Affairs Bureau!! That's dirty pool! One day, Shi Yang was eating monster stir-fried with chili peppers while looking at the host, who was asking what it felt like to become the savior of the world. Shi Yang looked around, then pointed to himself. "Huh? The savior? Me?" Upcoming novel divider An Ordinary Person, but Running an Agency in a Paranormal World Jiang Yu was an evil god. He woke from a nap to discover that the world had no gods and that faith had collapsed. To survive, Jiang Yu had no choice but to start looking for work, getting up early and staying up late. 1. On a foggy day, Jiang Yu ran into a one-legged beggar on his way to catch the bus and casually tossed him a packet of bread. The next moment, a golden light entered the body of the former God of War, now a crippled beggar and Prodigy A. His broken bones reformed and spiritual power surged. Prodigy A looked down to find a pack of Panpan mini buns in his hands. 2. On his way to an interview at a company in a remote area, Jiang Yu saw a blind man tangled in vines and sitting in a ditch. He casually pulled him out. The moment they made contact, a rich surge of energy entered the body of Prodigy B, whose eyes had burst and who was about to be devoured by the paranormal. His sight returned, the paranormal creature instantly vanished into dust, and Prodigy B looked down at the warmth lingering in his palm. After failing to find a job, Jiang Yu sighed, took out all his savings, and opened a small agency. To his surprise, on the first day of hiring, several people who looked extremely impressive came to interview. After hearing about all the outstanding abilities they demonstrated in their interviews, Jiang Yu said hesitantly, "S-sorry, I don't think I can afford to pay you what you're worth. Maybe you should..." Before he could say "look for a better job," the people across from him excitedly waved their hands, claiming they only wanted proof of an internship. Jiang Yu, the man who had just been handed several windfalls from the sky: "...Well, that works, too." And so the Evil God Agency opened with a bang, taking on every kind of job imaginable and offering a very broad range of services. For convenience, Jiang Yu personally built an app called Can I Help? using everything he had ever learned. For job number one, walking a dog, Jiang Yu tapped the screen and assigned it to A. [A-rank mission: Subdue an A-rank paranormal two-headed wolfhound. Courier, please check the details.] For job number two, finding a cat, Jiang Yu tapped the screen and assigned it to B. [S-rank mission: Bring back the missing civilians in the paranormal fog domain. Courier, please check the details.] Jiang Yu was having the time of his life, only having to find cats and walk dogs every day while earning an outrageous amount, since his star employees had already scrambled to do all the work. Unbeknownst to him, in the human world where paranormal phenomena were appearing everywhere, people had begun talking about an app called Can I Help? If you're being hunted by a paranormal entity or suffering from mental corruption, all you need to do is pay in "faith currency," and a big shot will personally come to your aid. Later, while Jiang Yu was happily counting his money one day, he suddenly remembered that he had a faith value, too. He casually opened it, then stared in shock at the maxed-out number. And later still... The Can I Help? app icon became the only ray of hope in the world of gray fog. The Evil God Agency became the world's most powerful company. Jiang Yu's followers spread across the globe, building statues of him of their own accord. And Jiang Yu stood before a floor-to-ceiling window, gazing at the divine kingdom built especially for him outside. He looked at the app's faith value, which had maxed out, and sighed helplessly: I just want to be a wage worker. Would you believe me? #What should I do when the whole world wants me to become the Supreme God?# Please add it to your collection, everyone! Mwah mwah~ Theme: Eat well and work hard to save the world