"Do you ever get furious at plots that make characters lose all common sense?"
"Do frustrating scenes ever make you so anxious your teeth itch?"
"This System exists to fix all those plots! Sign a contract with me!!"
A girl who had just finished her college entrance exams was hoping to enjoy a happy three-month vacation. Then an accident left her in a coma after a heavy object hit her on the head. A System appeared before her!
What choice did Fan Zhiqing have? She could only work as a face-slapping tool, traveling through different quick transmigration worlds... Otherwise, she would never be able to come back to life...
And so, when a melodramatic man threatens to kill himself over a breakup, Fan Zhiqing loses patience and slaps him, then gives him a psychological dressing-down until he behaves.
A school bully's domineering pursuit? What a joke. Anyone would be embarrassed to even say the words "school bully"! She uses a sharp tongue to crush him from a higher dimension and lectures him so thoroughly that he becomes a model student!
The male and female leads have a misunderstanding caused by some "clever" coincidence and refuse to talk it out? Not happening. She forces them together and makes them talk! Nobody's leaving until they clear things up!
Watch as this sharp-tongued woman mercilessly sets the plot straight!
1. [Turning the parasitic-vine heroine into an independent, self-reliant woman!] The male lead bullies her, but she still wants to date him? No way! Fan Zhiqing personally corrects all the heroine's mistaken "common sense"!
A certain neighbor across the hall: And I'm here to fix your disastrous cooking... Never mind, I'll cook from now on...
2. [The delicate flower in a melodramatic CEO story is just a little insecure!] She really just never had anyone tell her that people can love themselves... Let Fan Zhiqing, strong at her core, teach you to stop tormenting yourself! Just say what's wrong!
A certain CEO: I'm about to become a heartbroken, self-tormenting tragic hero...
3. [You dare laugh at my mixed-grade metal spirit root? Kid, let me show you modern weapons!] Combine modern science with mysticism, and the cultivation world will be dazzled!
Fan Zhiqing points a homemade composite gun at the lackeys who came to provoke her.
Her senior brother, who's hiding his transmigrator identity: ? Wait, is this still the cultivation world? Where the hell did you bring me?
4. [The tragic heroine in the period novel is thriving under my care!!] Fan Zhiqing enters the story and finds herself saddled with a brainless boyfriend. Why keep him? He threatens to kill himself over a breakup? I'll teach you how to behave!
A certain taciturn soldier: The way she flaunts herself is so... so beautiful... She's beautiful when she's beating people up, too...
5. [I transmigrated into an idol survival-show novel to fix a rigged production team. You set traps and edit footage to smear people, huh? Is it too hard to do it for real? Then maybe you shouldn't do it at all!] She never hides a grievance, and all sorts of weirdos end up kneeling beneath her power, afraid to cause trouble!
Her boyfriend watches her, the ACE who looks like a goddess has descended onstage, and can no longer suppress his insecurity: I feel like I'm not good enough for her... What do I do...
6. [What do you do when you encounter an unbelievable teammate, ghost, or boss in an infinite-flow world?] Fan Zhiqing: I'm more unbelievable than any of them! This is the last world, so hurry up and kill the boss. Then we can clear the game and go home!
A boss with blood pouring from his mouth: Zhiqing... Don't go...
Fan Zhiqing: You're wonderful... but I have to go home!!!
[Happy ending!! Definitely a happy ending! Don't worry!]
Note: There is a romance, but the heroine is not blinded by love! There will even be a little man-tormenting.
Fan Zhiqing is strong at her core and somewhat self-interested, but she's still a kind and caring woman!
This story will also depict Fan Zhiqing's growth. No matter how mature she is, she's still a girl who has just finished her college entrance exams. At heart, I want to write her like a real girl, and the whole story can also be seen as exploring what happens when a real person transmigrates into a novel.
That said, the whole thing will still be a hugely satisfying power fantasy!
[Unless something unexpected happens, updates will be at ten every night! Follow along!!]
[I'm thinking of revising this story. Right now, I've been posting chapters straight after writing them in one go, so some of them are rushed. When I have free time later, I'll polish the earlier chapters and keep improving the story!
I'll also think carefully about the thoughtful suggestions in the comments! Thank you all for your support!! I'll do my best to make this work even better!!]
Please check out my upcoming stories!!
1. "No One Told Me High School Also Requires an Exorcism Minor!"
Blurb:
He Yuqing plans to stay at her grandmother's house for a while, but when she arrives, she can't find her grandmother. Instead, a strange man comes looking for her.
The tall man has long hair and his head bowed. He asks specifically for Immortal He.
She assumes he's talking about her grandmother, only to discover that he means her!
From that day on, He Yuqing is forced to inherit her grandmother's "family business." She has to attend high school like a good student while studying rare treasures and strange arts...
Along the way, she meets almost every kind of weirdo imaginable!
[Quirky, lively girl x silent, highly skilled master of unorthodox arts]
Upcoming story 2: "The Top-Ranked Infinite-Flow Player Is My Dream Stalker?!"
Blurb:
Liu Qing thinks every day is more or less the same: she goes to school, then comes home, as usual. The only strange thing is that the school always seems to have a lot of new students.
But those new students don't seem to like following the school rules. They keep dying.
Then she discovers that one of her teachers, classmates, and others around her are being killed one after another by a man.
Covered in blood, he stands beside her and says he's been in love with her for a long time.
Liu Qing: ... Huh?
Jiang Jie has already cleared the beginner instance, but he has no way to return to the time in which she exists. He watches recordings of every beginner instance, catching glimpses of her in those fleeting moments to indulge his pitiful love for her.
[Airheaded, deceptively dark girl x lovesick dream stalker at the peak of combat power (not really)]
Theme: Let go of insecurity and suspicion, and face difficulties objectively
Dui Ge Jia: non-subjective guidance, purely personal feelings.
The heroine's emotional expression seemed to be too exaggerated, and even made me feel that it didn't look like she was acting. Now I am thinking about whether I am too indifferent or whether I am really exaggerated [holding my chin] and, so far, it seems that the verbal part can be refined and the language richer.
No, it's very nice to say
Very strong attack power??
What a cute little girl??
"On the other hand, it is indeed" a big bug for the author~
I just finished the college entrance examination and have to go to high school all over again. Thinking about it makes me want to die 🍉
Dui Ge Jia: non-subjective guidance, purely personal feelings. The heroine's emotional expression seemed to be too exaggerated, and even made me feel that it didn't look like she was acting. Now I am thinking about whether I am too indifferent or whether I am really exaggerated [holding my chin] and, so far, it seems that the verbal part can be refined and the language richer.
No, it's very nice to say
Very strong attack power??
What a cute little girl??
"On the other hand, it is indeed" a big bug for the author~
I just finished the college entrance examination and have to go to high school all over again. Thinking about it makes me want to die 🍉