"There's an old Chinese saying: 'Absolute strength overcomes ten clever tricks.' It means that in the face of overwhelming strength, no little tricks will do you any good."
"..."
"You know, the same applies to criminal cases. As long as the victim is strong enough, no matter what the perpetrator does, they won't be able to hurt her in the slightest."
"..."
"Do you understand now, Conan?"
"..."
"Heh." Conan gave her a dead-eyed look. He held back for a long time, but finally couldn't stop himself from snarking: "By 'no matter what they do, they won't be able to hurt her,' do you mean that poison has no effect, getting hit on the head with an I-beam leaves you without a scratch, catching bullets with your bare hands, and tanking explosions with your body?"
"Mm. It's not quite that extreme, but more or less."
"More or less, my foot! That's not something a human being can do!"
"That's true. That's why I'm not human. I'm an alien from O-50 who came to Earth. If I pass the trials here, I can become an Ultraman."
Conan looked at the Ultraman Orb playing on the TV beside them, then back at the perfectly serious woman in front of him. He took several deep breaths before managing to suppress the urge to hit her. "...Sister Ichiki, if you keep treating me like a little kid and trying to fool me, I'm never letting you mooch off my meals again."
"Eh Σ(っ°Д°;)っ"
In recent years, criminal cases on Earth have become increasingly frequent, and the death rate remains alarmingly high. To prevent a butterfly effect from bringing about the end of the world, Earth called in reinforcements from the O-50 star system.
Snake Warehouse Ichiki was the brave soul who accepted this mission.
Earth granted her the aura of a born victim: anyone with murderous intentions would feel the urge to kill her upon seeing her. In other words, the death rate could be lowered by reducing the number of victims.
Fortunately, for an alien with bones of steel and muscles of iron, this was no big deal. Besides, there were plenty of skilled fighters here. For Snake Warehouse Ichiki, who had nothing but fighting and sparring on her mind, this place was paradise!
Of course, it would be even better if that bunch from the FBI, CIA, MI6, and national security didn't show up every day to test her.
The female lead is an alien and the strongest fighter in the story.
She's a super-straight shooter who shuts down every romantic advance.
She's frank and can't lie.
Her two great loves in life are good food and sparring with people. If she thinks someone is strong, she'll go ask them to spar, even if they're just an elementary schooler who plays soccer.
There will be romance, and they will break up, but it will end happily. The CP is Morofushi Hiromitsu, with some 4i descriptions.
All the members of the Police Academy Five survive.
A crossover with Uncle from Another World, The Masterful Cat Is Depressed Again Today, The Way of the Househusband, P5, The Skull-faced Bookseller Honda-san, and Ultraman Orb. The story mainly focuses on Detective Conan; the other series have little to no focus.
The female lead has a dad named Jugglus Juggler. He is basically a background character, and like Grandma in Tian Dao's stories or Zi in Lu Xiucai's, his only role is to deliver lines.
Around 600,000 characters.
Theme: Sincerity in return for sincerity.
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