[Wuxia Crossover] The Swordsman Is Forced to Recite Over-the-Top Hero Lines

[Prepublication: [Wuxia Crossover] Me? A Total Villain!!!]

Jiang Wenfeng, the youngest disciple of the Taia Sword School's leader, is exceptionally talented. But alas, he has only been practicing the sword for a short time, so he can never beat his senior brothers.

Later, he read a book called The Lovelorn Swordsman, Please Don't Run. The protagonist's sword grew three times faster every time he gained another beauty's affection. Then Jiang Wenfeng thought of his senior brothers, all of whom had partners, and realized their swords were all faster than his.

So Jiang Wenfeng had a sudden epiphany: I get it. The more partners you have, the faster your sword becomes. But I only need one partner. My sword is already very fast.

Thinking this, Jiang Wenfeng's eyes lit up. If he found someone to marry, his sword could become three times faster right away. So where should he look for a partner?

Just then, a ding sounded in his head. [Host Jiang Wenfeng bound. Beginning transfer now.]

The next second, Jiang Wenfeng found himself in an unfamiliar world. The System told him that he had to say a line of arrogant hero dialogue to every martial arts expert he met. Once he had done so a certain number of times, it would send him back to his own world.

At first, Jiang Wenfeng would rather die than comply. Who knew the System would say in a quiet voice, [When I bound you as my Host, I heard you say you wanted to find someone to marry. There are lots of beautiful women with formidable martial arts skills here.]

Jiang Wenfeng's eyes lit up. "All right, I agree. But what's an arrogant hero line?"

The System listed a whole bunch of arrogant hero lines for him, including but not limited to: "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Don't look down on a poor young man" and so on.

After reading them, Jiang Wenfeng's expression stiffened a little. This... looks so awkward, but why is there also a secret thrill deep down?

After that, he set out on his quest to deliver arrogant hero lines. When he met a certain Sword God, he said, "I'm not singling you out. I'm saying everyone here is trash."

When he met the man with four eyebrows, he said, "I'm not the one who's wrong. This world is."

When he met a certain wondrous monk, he said, "If I become a Buddha, there will be no demons in the world. If I become a demon, what can the Buddha do to me?"

After all this, rumors spread throughout the martial world that an unparalleled swordsman had appeared out of nowhere. His swordsmanship was peerless, and his words were shockingly brazen. And apparently, he called himself... Long Aotian!

Jiang Wenfeng, hearing about this title: Wait, what? When did I ever say I was Long Aotian?

Later, after a sword match, Jiang Wenfeng arrived at a small tower surrounded by flowers. There he met a gentleman with a warm, jade-like smile and the serene air of a bright moon on a clear night.

He touched the wound at the corner of his mouth and said weakly, "It hurts so much."

The System watched the gentleman apply medicine to its Host and comfort him gently. It thought the whole thing was ridiculous. Seriously, you can calmly set your own arm after breaking it, then pick up your sword and keep fighting.

So what are you doing now?!!!

System: [Host, what are you doing?!!!]

Jiang Wenfeng, completely unrepentant: [Didn't you say I could find someone to marry here? I found him.]

The System fell silent. Well, it had only said that to trick him.

Later, Jiang Wenfeng held Young Master Hua Qi's hand and said, "I, Jiang Wenfeng, will protect you with my life."

"I think I'm sick, and seriously sick at that."

"You are my one weakness."

Young Master Hua Qi only smiled. It was all right. He was already used to A-Wen occasionally saying astonishing things.

System: [Good grief. So this arrogant hero dialogue System can be used like this?]

A sword-obsessed, slightly chuuni swordsman gong x a gentle, devious shou who goes along with all your antics

The CP is Qitong~

Prepublication: [Wuxia Crossover] Me? A Total Villain!!!

Xie Zhenfeng is the youngest disciple under the leader of the Ten Thousand Swords Sect. Though still young, he is extraordinarily gifted, and by sixteen he had defeated everyone under heaven.

One day, as he hugged his sword and lamented that there was no one left to challenge him and that being invincible was so lonely, a System fell from the sky and hit him. He transmigrated into a wuxia world on the spot.

The System rubbed its hands together. Host, bind with the [Villain Roleplaying System] and reach the pinnacle of life! All you have to do is earn the ultimate title, "You wicked, utterly vile villain!" and you'll receive a peerless divine sword.

Xie Zhenfeng nodded rapidly. "Sure, sure."

The System took one look at Xie Zhenfeng and was horrified. "Wait, who are you?"

I was supposed to bind with the refined and elegant senior brother of the Ten Thousand Swords Sect. Only someone like that would make an interesting villain, with the contrast and all.

Xie Zhenfeng: "I am Xie Zhenfeng, the greatest swordsman under heaven!!!"

The System was hopping anxiously around its System Space. "Aaaah! How could it be this menace?"

The System knew who Xie Zhenfeng was: a training maniac who cared about nothing but martial arts and swords, someone the entire Ten Thousand Swords Sect went out of its way to avoid.

The number one swordsman had no sense for subtext. You had to speak plainly to him. How could someone like that possibly play a good villain?

But the bond was already made, so the System could only grit its teeth and assign a mission.

System: Host, see that wicked old woman up ahead, who's about to disfigure a young woman in the bloom of youth? Hurry, steal her lines and actions.

Please say: [Ha! You call yourself a villain? Today, I'll show you what a real villain should be like.]

Xie Zhenfeng charged over with his sword. "No problem."

He knocked the wicked old woman to the ground with one strike, planted a foot on her back, and delivered the line in a cool voice with his head held high.

The System screamed. "Wrong, wrong! You hit the wrong person!"

The next moment:

System: [Ding! Mission complete. You have earned the beginner title "So This Is a Villain." ]

Wicked Old Woman: Damn it, this guy is even more vicious than me.

Young Woman Who Was About to Be Disfigured: This guy can't be a good person.

System: ...That counts? Just how pathetic are the villains in this world?

A man dressed in women's clothes stood on a rooftop, watching the commotion below. In his hand was an embroidery piece that was only half finished. "These idiots will never find me."

The next second, Xie Zhenfeng dropped from the sky, snatched the embroidery from the man's hand, and tore it to shreds with a rip.

Xie Zhenfeng: "Pathetic. Your embroidery is ugly, and the people you find are ugly too. How dare you call yourself a villain?"

He kicked the man straight off the building, and the man landed right in the hands of the guards who had come to arrest him.

Xie Zhenfeng: "See? That's what a villain should do."

Man: What kind of wicked person is this?

System: [Ding! Congratulations, Host. You have earned the intermediate title "What a Proper Villain." ]

While spending the night outdoors, Xie Zhenfeng ran into a lunatic who rolled around on the ground begging him to hit him.

The lunatic blinked his flirtatious eyes and grabbed Xie Zhenfeng's sword. "Quick, hit me."

The System was excited. Host, get him! Beat him up and make your villainous reputation!

Instead, Xie Zhenfeng tied him up. "My senior brother told me people like this are sick. You just have to tie them up for one night and they'll be fine."

He even thoughtfully wiped the lunatic's sweat. "Don't worry. I'll cure you."

After enduring the whole night, the lunatic thought: This man is truly vicious.

System: [Ding! Congratulations, Host. You have earned the intermediate title "What a Vicious Villain." ]

Gradually, Xie Zhenfeng made a name for himself in the martial world.

The evil faction called him a wicked, great villain and made sure to run whenever they encountered him. The righteous faction, on the other hand, called him Hero Xie, the champion of justice who punished evil and upheld goodness.

If Hero Xie had not been born, the martial world would have been dark for all eternity.

Xie Zhenfeng was very pleased. "System, see? I'm a total villain."

System: ...Fine. I'll say it again: the villains in this world are all trash, trash.

A spirited young swordsman gong with an unusual train of thought ☆ a shou with something seriously wrong with him

CP: Young Master Jiu

Theme: Where there's a will, there's a way.