The Right Way to Raise a Fluffy Man

Ye Ruxi dies an untimely death at a young age.

The good news: She is reborn as an urban legend.

The bad news: The world of urban legends is fiercely competitive, with the lowest performers eliminated.

Elimination means death.

Luckily, she has a golden finger that can turn men into fluffy animals, and even the top-tier star ends up under her wing.

A husky who's afraid of women, a self-obsessed tuxedo cat, a short-tempered capybara, a girly alpaca;

a fastidious Pallas's cat, a stingy call duck, a snarky raccoon...

A whole basketful of weird animals. Just scooping their poop is exhausting!

She puts in a ton of effort, but this golden finger seems to be... completely useless?!

Not only is she at the bottom of the rankings, but she's running out of food at home!

Ye Ruxi: Let it all burn. I'm tired.

She wants to lie flat, but the animals say: Don't! We'll help you boost your numbers.

Other people keep pets, and the people work hard, earning money to serve their pets.

In her home, the pets work hard and serve her instead...

Running an animal cafe, delivering packages, covering overtime shifts...

Once her all-purpose fluffy worker team gets to work, there's nothing they can't solve!

Before she takes them in: weirdos.

After she takes them in: capable good guys.

Everyone who has made a wish says it's great. Her followers multiply, and wishes pour in.

With the weakest golden finger everyone looked down on, this bottom-of-the-pack rookie makes a comeback and becomes the best in the business!

The only thing that gives her a headache is that all the fluffy men at home keep competing to have her rub their bellies!

Short-tempered capybara: Woman! How dare you touch him? Which leg did you touch? I'll bite it off!

Fastidious Pallas's cat: Master, don't touch them. They're filthy! I'll lick your hands clean for you!

Self-obsessed tuxedo cat: Woman, you touched me. Does that mean you like me?

Husky who's afraid of women: I'm scared, but I still want you to rub my belly. I don't know why.

Heaven knows she only wants to focus on her career, not coax fluffy men.

Ye Ruxi: Can you turn off this catnip-body trait?

System: It's a passive ability. It can't be turned off.

Looks like she has to keep drawing them in...

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[After Losing Her Job at Thirty, a Leftover Woman Goes Viral by Playing Matchmaker at a Heartbreak Hotel]

Blurb:

Zhao Qingyan, an urban drifter in Shanghai, turns thirty and receives three big gifts: unemployment, heartbreak, and food poisoning.

A leftover woman can't afford to give up. She frantically sends out resumes, but every application disappears into a black hole.

Just as she's about to be forced into a flash marriage, a job interview invitation from the Heartbreak Hotel arrives in style--------

The interviewer is handsome, but the interview is at midnight!

The good news: After she gets the job, the handsome interviewer becomes her boss.

The bad news: Her boss wants her to match up the heartbroken men and women staying at the hotel.

Luckily, Zhao Qingyan is useless at theory but full of practical experience.

Laid-back, slow-paced woman x high-strung workaholic man

Tall horror-movie-loving woman x short man who's terrified of ghosts

Shy-at-home STEM woman who's a social butterfly x best-selling salesman who's socially awkward

Cold, extremely picky eater x passionate food lover

When she steps in, no match fails to end up together!

The benefits are generous, the surroundings luxurious, and Zhao Qingyan is very happy with her new job, except...

She always feels like she's being watched;

Some indescribable ingredient keeps turning up in her meals;

And whenever her handsome boss tells her she smells delicious, his stomach starts growling;

What she likes most is her boss. He's incredibly handsome, has an amazing voice, and is great in a fight.

Most importantly, he's single!

She decides to strike first and stops him one day to confess her feelings to his face.

The next day, she receives an anonymous S-rank wanted notice with her photo on it!

How did confessing her love turn her into a wanted criminal??

Qiu Chengze, manager of the Heartbreak Hotel, urgently needs an assistant because he's not very good at playing matchmaker. In the end, he settles on a human woman.

Before she joins the team, the rate of guests pairing off is low, and the dating reality show's livestream ratings are poor.

After she joins, couples keep forming, and the ratings soar.

The evil-eating ghost viewers say it's great and they love watching.

He's very satisfied with his assistant, except...

As premium-grade food, she smells far too delicious.

When he's around her, he has to keep his appetite in check.

After all, how could he eat such an excellent assistant?

Later, she tells him she likes him.

He realizes that he might like her too, and not just in the sense that he wants to eat her.

The bad news is that her confession was livestreamed, angering some of the evil-eating ghosts so much that they put a wanted notice out on her.

The night she's attacked, he stands between her and the evil-eating ghosts trying to hurt her and says coldly,

"Whoever dares hurt my wife, I'll eat them!"

Theme: Reject trash men. Start with cute pets.