A trainee fairy bee, Ai Tiantian, gets kicked down to the mortal world by passing immortals who are fighting. She transmigrates as Yongzheng's eldest daughter.
Her mother is the future Consort Mao, Song Shi, and she died in childbirth.
The little one who didn't get promoted to full employee doesn't want to work hard anymore...
Her father, Yinzhen, hears her thoughts and sticks her with a needle, making her wail.
Kangxi, out for a stroll, hears her say that he will live to be seventy and rushes in to name the baby.
For the three-day ceremony, he carries her into the Ancestral Temple to show her to the ancestors.
After Tiantian's leaked thoughts reveal Li Shi's pregnancy and the earthquake in Shanxi,
Kangxi installs the six-month-old baby in a secret room by the Gate of Supreme Harmony.
Every day when he wakes up, he hopes the baby will leak some new gossip.
Before court, Tiantian stares at Su Malagu, the longest-lived woman in the Qing palace, Consort Ding, and the Twelfth Prince.
After court, once she's finished nursing, she looks around just to pass the time.
[Good grief, that old man likes wearing women's clothes.]
[The newly graduated jinshi loves buying dolls. He's going to live a really long time.]
[Huh, the new vice minister at the Ministry of Revenue has a toilet full of gold... That really stinks!]
The emperor: "What do you mean, stinks? Dig it up and use it to buy provisions for the troops fighting the Dzungars!"
The officials: "Eww..."
Yongzheng: "Dig out one gold nugget and I'll give you a silver ingot."
Official No. 1: "I'll do it. I'm strong."
Official No. 2: "I'll do it... I was born without a sense of smell."
As Tiantian grows up,
the Crown Prince learns he will be deposed for the second time and decides he doesn't want to be a pretty-boy lover.
The Eighth Prince wonders if he should still let people promote him as a virtuous prince before killing him.
The Fourteenth Prince wastes no time joining the Thirteenth Prince in competing for the affection of their fourth brother...
And that's not all. The nine princes fighting for the throne surround and chase Tiantian every day in the Nanxun Hall.
Song Shi is naturally timid and too nervous to stop them.
The Fourth Princess Consort, Ula Nara Shi, steps forward: "What kind of achievement is it to bully a child?!"
Yifei, saved from death thanks to one of Tiantian's words, smiles warmly: "Who's bullying whom? We're all here to make the child feel loved."
"Did Tiantian eat well today? How did she sleep? Is there anything she needs help with?"
Tiantian: "There is!"
"Could you all just act normal?!"
Content warnings: 1. The timeline does not follow historical events exactly. 2. Multiple characters transmigrate. 3. Please add this to your favorites~
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Upcoming story: "A Side Character's Inner Thoughts Reveal Gossip and Make Her a Hit [Entertainment Industry]"
Lu Yaoyao transmigrates into the body of a thirty-sixth-tier actress with the same name, a clingy, scheming woman she herself despises.
At a banquet, investors No. 1, 2, 3, and 4 keep leering at her and pushing drugged drinks on her.
Lu Yaoyao slips away to the bathroom and binds herself to a gossip System.
Once she has saved up enough gossip points, she can make a wish.
She returns to the banquet with a smile: "Boss Zhang, let's drink~"
[Like father, like son! Mrs. Zhang is trying to get a young pretty boy onto your bed to give you a massage... If I were you, I couldn't sit still!]
Investor No. 1 drops his glass and bolts for the door.
[Boss Li, your brother's a real friend! The investment he got you into is a grand scheme. The stock will crash as soon as the market opens tomorrow, and there's only fifteen minutes left...]
Investor No. 2 runs off without even putting his clothes back on.
Boss Wang doesn't dare run. He wants to hear, but he doesn't want to hear.
[Boss Wang, your family life is harmonious, but you listen to your wife too much! The Pixiu statue your mother-in-law told you to bring home will drain your wealth... By just one little target's worth.]
Whoosh, investor No. 3 is gone too.
[Boss Tang, you've got a lot of money in your wallet! It's just that your sperm count is low. You'd better get a paternity test for your son.]
The manager looks at the empty private room: "Lu Yaoyao, you're dead..."
[You're still here, manager! I thought you'd gone to deal with Assistant Zhou, the one changing the yin-yang contracts... Your future top-tier star is about to sign with someone else...]
Finally, some peace and quiet.
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Lu Yaoyao V posts on Weibo: "I'll release my own dirt! I'm terminating my contract! See you in court! [Contract] [Receipts] [Payment Records] [Threatening Chat Logs] [A Corner of My Rented Shack] [Medical Record Proving My On-Set Injury] [*Photo]"
[You're amazing, sis! We support you!] [You're so fearless! I'm a loyal fan from now on!] [I'm different! I'm a fan purely for your looks.]
Now free, Lu Yaoyao takes the gossip System and dives back into the entertainment world at Hengdian.
[This martial arts drama has lots of twists. The second male lead is about to blow up...]
Director: "Great!" Everyone: "Let me have him!"
[Blow up as in get exposed. His stance is a problem, and there's no saving him.]
Director: "Fire him! Reshoot!" Everyone: "Goodbye!"
"Welcome aboard, Miss Lu!"
"I can't play a male role, can I?"
"This character is a woman."
Screenwriter: ********
[The supporting actor has offended the male lead and will be thrown into the water eighteen times in the middle of winter... What a pity. His previous drama was supposed to air tomorrow and make him famous. Light a candle for him!]
Director: "Cut! Get him out of the water, quick!"
As Lu Yaoyao turns to leave, Xie Zhe grabs her hand: "Xie..."
Even covered in wounds, he looks so beautiful. Lu Yaoyao buys him congee and goes to visit.
Later...
#Breaking: The Best Actor left with the Best Actress over a single bowl of congee#
#WhoseSmileIsWorthNothing#
Lu Yaoyao, after attending the awards ceremony: "Can't you take that trending topic down?"
A lean silhouette in the bathroom speaks in a low voice: "It's true."
Lu Yaoyao's expression changes: "Whose congee was that good?"
Xie Zhe, rushing out without his clothes on: "Fourth Uncle's place. It was takeout!"
Lu Yaoyao gets it and hisses: "Use your words. Don't bite..."
Later still, water burbles.
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Theme: My fate is mine to shape, not Heaven's
This is good! It's just right to use someone who can make people angry to death to make your enemies angry!
Sprinkle flowers, sprinkle flowers...
You must be able to hahahaha, Xiao Yu, you still have to take a breath.
A heartless granddaughter, a heartless concubine hahaha
Furui will let you live a good life and cultivate people seriously!
If you think clearly and become a general, the eldest son will live a happy life.
Good guy, the historical inertia is so great.
Marked them somewhere? Hahahahaha, little Furui is so cute
Is there any update? I'd like to see it 🤔
How many times have I read this article? There are so many elements in this article.