Wei Mian joined the Zhongtian Sect as its fourth disciple. She thought cultivators lived beyond worldly concerns, but it turned out everyone was enjoying a pastoral life.
Her master was nicknamed the "Cold Noodle Master" because he was especially good at making cold noodles and guarded his secret recipe even more closely than his cultivation manuals. He took care of all three meals for the sect.
The eldest senior brother was a sword cultivator. He chopped down more trees practicing his swordsmanship every day than he spoke words, and supplied firewood for the entire sect.
The second senior sister was a pill cultivator who loved farming. She refused to use any medicinal herbs she hadn't grown herself, and even planted several fields of vegetables beside the herb garden.
The third senior brother said that as a beast cultivator, he had to stay close to animals every day to attain enlightenment. He fenced off a patch of land in the sect and raised chickens, ducks, cows, sheep, and pigs.
Wei Mian later learned that all these people in her sect had extraordinary pasts...
The master who cooked was a fallen immortal reincarnated in the mortal realm. He had once nearly crushed another immortal sovereign's heart with one hand. The second senior sister, who farmed, had once been a genius of the Pill Sect. A hundred years ago, she secretly poisoned all the elders and fled. The third senior brother, who raised pigs, had stolen his bonded beast. Fifty years ago, he broke the thousand-year seal of the Beast Taming Sect and absconded with Taowu, an ancient ferocious beast.
People often came to the sect seeking revenge, but nobody ever gave the eldest senior brother trouble. Wei Mian looked at him as he held her in his arms under the pretext of protecting her, then kissed his cheek.
"The eldest senior brother really is the most reliable."
Blushing, the eldest senior brother kissed her forehead in return, speaking in a gentle voice as he uttered chillingly deranged words.
"As long as we leave no survivors, nobody will come looking for trouble."
"???"
She thought they were a bunch of lazybones who farmed for a quiet life. Turns out they were a group of fugitives who had banded together and retired to the mountains.
Wei Mian, the sect's beloved darling, was sweating buckets. She hadn't done a thing, yet her name had been added to the wanted lists of all the major sects. Her cultivation life was really going to land her in prison.
1. Both leads are sexually inexperienced. Gender-bender, with a female top and male bottom. (Their bodies are biologically typical.)
2. The female lead is the weaker top and the male lead is the stronger bottom. The male lead willingly takes the submissive role for love. He is her male pet.
3. The female lead likes to act cute, and the male lead is hopelessly lovesick.
Theme: Mutual devotion is the best
