The Flirtatious Green Tea Becomes Everyone's Least Favorite

(The story is complete, so enjoy! My next book is called Online Dating Led Me to My Surprisingly Adorable Older Brother.)

* A funny, sweet little story with no angst

1.

Jiang Yinnian had always known that his older brother had a persistent suitor who was always causing trouble. His name was Le Zhiyi. The guy was bad and stupid, and Jiang Yinnian couldn’t be bothered to spare him a glance. He found him utterly detestable.

At a family dinner, Le Zhiyi showed up uninvited again, smiling as he presented a gift. Frowning, Jiang Yinnian stepped in front of his brother and glared coldly at Le Zhiyi.

But the next moment, Le Zhiyi held out a cake to him. “I made this especially for you. Want to try it?”

Jiang Yinnian: ...?

The Jiang family watched in alarm. Had Le Zhiyi changed targets?

Jiang Yinnian accepted the cake with a cold expression, with no intention of eating it. But suddenly his movements sped up, his hand shoveling cake into his mouth like a spinning wheel. He nearly choked to death.

Everyone around him sped up, too. After a while, things returned to normal, and Jiang Yinnian burped and fell into deep thought.

During a kidnapping, an enemy abducted Le Zhiyi and the person Jiang Yinnian’s brother loved, forcing his brother to choose. His brother only had eyes for the person he loved, while Jiang Yinnian kept watching Le Zhiyi.

He saw Le Zhiyi crying as he secretly stuck out a foot and tripped the kidnapper. After pulling off his trick, Le Zhiyi cried even more pitifully.

As soon as the kidnapper fell, Jiang Yinnian and his brother rushed forward and pinned him down.

Le Zhiyi sobbed, “You’re finally here! I was terrified. My heart’s even feeling funny. Sob.”

Jiang Yinnian: ...

His brother was comforting his sister-in-law, talking all lovey-dovey and going on and on, when suddenly his voice sped up, like he’d developed dementia, and he rattled off a whole string of words.

After he finished, his brother returned to normal.

Jiang Yinnian: ???

After witnessing one unreasonable thing after another, Jiang Yinnian quietly kept an eye on Le Zhiyi. Director Le seemed able to speed up time, and he was kind of a little schemer, too.

Pretty adorable.

2.

Le Zhiyi stayed up all night reading a sweet romance novel. The main couple were blissfully in love, except for one villainous male supporting character who was despicable and met a tragic end.

One moment, Le Zhiyi was lamenting the villain’s fate. The next, he dropped dead and transmigrated into the book as that very villain.

The System gave him a mission: to come back to life in the real world, he had to change the villain’s fate.

Little green-tea Le Zhiyi: Easy!

But on his very first day doing the mission, he flirted with the male lead’s younger brother. The System shrieked, “Host, what are you doing?”

Le Zhiyi pouted innocently. “What’s wrong with flirting a little? I haven’t done anything outrageous.”

System: ...

Character types: Cool, calculating, scheming puppy top x flirtatious, clever, mischievous green-tea bottom

Reader’s guide:

Set in the entertainment industry.

Both leads are sexually inexperienced, with the top younger than the bottom.

A funny, sweet little story with no angst.

All the melodrama is for laughs. Just enjoy it, and don’t worry about whether it’s realistic.

Includes past and present lives.

In their previous life, the top was an overlooked little puppy. In this life, he’s going to bang his wife.

* Jiang Yinnian x Le Zhiyi

Theme: No number of promises can match walking forward together