The Game Is The Sims [Honkai: Star Rail]

You found a game that claims to let you experience all kinds of lives, with cultivation, romance, and conquest routes all open to explore.

Looking at the options you rolled, you fell into deep thought...

[Your identity is the Luofu general's junior fellow apprentice. Faced with a white-haired, underage general and his four outstanding companions from different species, you decide to...]

[A. All five. Stroke the Foxian's ears and the Vidyadhara's tail, take the weapon forged for you by a beautiful artisan to practice swordsmanship with your aloof master, and move right into the future general's home.]

[B. You're the junior fellow apprentice now, but who knows about the future? The Luofu general's position looks pretty attractive too... Hey, pink-haired diviner, why don't you step aside for a bit?]

[C. Infiltrate every villainous organization, rise through the ranks to lead the Disciples of Sanctus Medicus, back Scott in replacing Hoolay as the true lone wolf, and give the Luofu a dose of chaotic-evil shock.]

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[Your identity is the wife of a planet's supreme ruler. Faced with your adopted son, who tries to fly using his ear feathers and nearly breaks his halo in a fall, you decide to...]

[A. Pick up your adopted son with the angelic looks, put him in the bathtub, and wash him yourself. Bring his sister over to sleep with you that night, and tell him that crying in anger won't help, because his tears won't turn into pudding tarts.]

[B. Turn around and slap your nominal husband, the Dreammaster, ask him how he raised the children, and order him to hand over control of the planet. Then pick out and enjoy the companions and schedule you want.]

[C. What's the difference between raising one child and raising several? You become the mother of a little blond boy with heterochromia, a pink-haired girl who loves graffiti, a remnant of an Aeon and its swarm... One ex-husband after another follows you across the cosmos.]

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[Your identity is a new-generation Chrysos Heir hailed as a hero. Faced with endless papers and the so-called Stride to Deliverance mission, you decide to...]

[A. Collect 1,000 fragments of Pathfire by having people slash the price for you, like on Pinduoduo, and argue with the mentor who failed you and loves to shout “Magic↑trick↓tech↓nique~.”]

[B. Cuddle up with two seniors in a hot spring, kiss each of them once, then dump them and follow the ash-gray, trash-can-diving wanderer who drives a train recklessly through outer space.]

[C. Hahaha, you're done being a Chrysos Heir! You'll reroll and go back to being a Flame Reaver, stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing fire, and snuff out this life before it even gets started.]

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[Your identity is...]

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Theme: Many lives, many kinds of joy.