Since Everyone Is in the Second Week, You Can Save Yourselves.

**End of text. **I thought it was a masterpiece of wheat bran, but after writing it, I found out that it was a dead straight man who sadly pulled the flag to save himself (Hey!) **Good news: We found a lot of jokes in the article! **Sad news: I found a small amount of nonsense plots among a large number of memes! ——Recommend the serial next door: "A sixty-year-old man bravely enters the red and black games to show his kingly style"—— ——Recommended article by relatives and friends: "Open the door to Bourbon, I am really your little tame dye"—— The following is the text of this article: Doesn't it happen often? Rebirth or time-travel settings that appear in various novels, film and television works - if a light novel is neither reborn nor time-traveled, is it still called a light novel? But author, don't you think there are too many reborn people in this world? 2. Scotch Whiskey remembered that one second he was still on the dark rooftop, with a dull pain in his chest, which was evidence that the bullet had passed through his chest. However, the next moment, he was standing in a familiar park - with a strange child standing in front of him. He became the little Jingguang who had not experienced any changes and had a happy family. 3. When Matsuda opened his eyes, he was surprised to find that the Hagiwara he saw was too young, like a middle school student. Surrounded by the familiar but unfamiliar junior high school campus, he and Hagiwara stood outside the window of the first-grade classroom, with schoolbags on their shoulders, as if they were going home after school. Looking up, I saw a first-year student holding a blackboard eraser in his hand, looking at him with an indifferent expression as he took the initiative to put his head under the blackboard eraser. Matsuda:...... 4. If you can have a chance to do it again, you must try another job. When Hagiwara thought this way and opened his eyes again, he found that he had returned to a summer when he was eighteen years old - Kojinpei was sitting next to him, with a shocked expression as if the most incredible thing in the world was happening before his eyes. There was a dull pain in the back of my head, as if someone had hit it with a baseball bat. Because it was strange, I looked back and saw a junior student holding a baseball bat with a cold expression like a delinquent. He even said cruel words in a voice that sounded like he would be very profitable if he became a CV: "He's not dead." Hagiwara: ... Was I just being sought for revenge? 5. There will never be another Ke Tong protagonist in this world who is more useless than himself. Erse Shensi thought, at this time, he was 26.5 Years old, and the world had just entered the first year of Ke Xue. This guy is not bound to the forum, does not need to grab the spotlight, and does not have a tragic life experience and fate like other Ke Tong protagonists. Yes, he has a system, but his system is useless. Its purpose is to transform him into a qualified Korean absentee. As for Ke Tong's rescue mission? Everyone has reopened for the second week, so they should be able to do small things like self-rescue. Purpose: Let everyone have a happy ending