Me? Managing Teyvat?!

Preparing to collect rent in Teyvat:

Run all over Teyvat, trying to persuade everyone to pay rent? No, no, no!

Pool everyone's research expertise to invent phones, games, and food delivery? Yes, yes, yes!

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After yet again squeezing in a run of the Abyss at the last minute, a hardcore Genshin Impact player named Qiyuan finally transmigrated to Teyvat. Seeing the familiar white-haired, red-eyed woman in front of her, she nearly charged straight into battle, even though she didn't have a weapon.

Instead, she was told that Teyvat was in dire need of reconstruction and that she had to go down and help manage things.

Qiyuan: Huh? You mean me, the one who's useless in a fight?

She complained, but she was still unceremoniously sent down. She found that things weren't so bad here after all: the scenery was beautiful, the people were remarkable, and everything looked even more real than it did on her top-of-the-line computer. Ahem, digressing...

The first step in collecting rent was to let everyone know what was going on.

Fortunately, everyone was fairly cooperative. Nahida sent over the population statistics, and Neuvillette came to see her with a thick stack of documents. He found Qiyuan looking utterly defeated as she faced a pile of paperwork about to bury her.

She wanted everything digitized! She wanted to go paperless!

So, drawing on the talents of Teyvat's top researchers, they easily invented the phone, complete with group chats and online meetings. It was the perfect little assistant for getting work done...

Now that they had phones, the first thing to do was open the game, and then...

Genshin Impact, launch!

Though the Heavenly Principles had been asleep for a long time, they vaguely remembered summoning someone from another world, someone vital to this world, to help the Four Shades and the Seven Archons with their work while they slept.

But could someone please explain why the planet had changed so much when they woke up?

Reader's guide:

1. This is a parallel-world Genshin Impact story, a genuinely light comedy. Characters who died in the game are alive here, such as Greater Lord Rukkhadevata, Egeria, the Yakshas, and Venti's friend.

2. The Lawful Archon is busy sleeping passionately right now, so the poor Four Shades and our protagonist are stuck working.

3. Aether and Lumine, Paimon, and Dainsleif appear. The story follows the official perspectives: Aether as the Traveler with Paimon, and Lumine as the Abyss sibling with Dainsleif.

4. This is a lighthearted, everyday-life story, with no prominent romantic pairings.

5. The author is trying to give everyone their fair share.

6. Suggestions for scenes are welcome. The author will try to include them, except for romantic pairings.

7. The final section is a reference to Hu Shi's diary about playing cards.

Theme: Work hard and keep striving.