[The main story is complete. Feel free to binge it, and thank you all for your support.]
[When a Pure-Love Warrior Runs Into the Traditional Harem King Route]
Dragon-Aotian System: Welcome to another world, survivor on the brink of despair! Our goals are to gather underlings, build a harem, slap faces and punish scum, and reach the pinnacle of life!
Hosts who were reincarnated by mistake and are about to die: Oh.
System: Aaaaaah, why is everyone taking the pure-love route?!
Story One: Wasteland -> ABO (Complete)
[The real deal: a straightforward, cool, universally adored top who never holds a grudge over a page turn x A fake pushover: a high-attack, low-defense, flirtatious, sweet-on-the-outside-but-dark-within bottom]
A fake Beta with pheromone dysregulation syndrome VS an Omega born with defective glands and no pheromones
Faced with a saker falcon best friend, a loyal deputy, a hyena senator, and a viper prince, all drawn in by the System's "universally adored" buff, Wei Yian chose to quietly hold his breath. He even thought that dying right then and there might not be so bad.
Nothing else to it: the smell was simply too overpowering.
Until one day, amid the clamor of a noisy banquet, a beautiful pedigreed cat gently draped its tail over him and led him quietly away from the foul atmosphere around them.
This passerby character, who didn't need to be won over, looked weak, pitiful, and helpless, just like a dewy little white flower.
He said he wanted to propose a partnership.
Wei Yian saw through the Omega's poor acting at a glance, but for reasons even he couldn't explain, he still reached out and accepted the olive branch.
But... he glanced at the wedding ring on his hand, then at the "tender vine" growing ever clingier in his arms.
Was this part of the partnership too...?
System: [Huh? Host! Get a grip! A 21% compatibility rate could never work out--]
[This is a fictional setting and has no relation to reality. Please don't conflate it with real life.]
Story Two: Sentinel and Guide -> Insectoid (Complete)
[The fake saintly, chaotic-good box jellyfish Guide top x The real upright, law-abiding spiny flower mantis martyr bottom]
A natural-born evil seed from the ivory tower VS a slightly deranged, unusual female same-sex partner
During a mission, Huo, the famous director of the Nest-Clearing Bureau, encountered a bizarre and troublesome insect suspect. After that, his keen danger sense was triggered again and again.
This frail, unknown female sub-bug behaved strangely and was extremely dangerous. Yet Artemantis could do absolutely nothing about him.
In the end, the military female even betrayed the principles he'd upheld for years and somehow broke out of prison with him!
In the name of the Insect God--
Artemantis lay on his lover's lap and confessed in anguish, "I'm guilty..."
How pitiful (adorable)--
Watching this beautiful, unusual creature struggle and fall, Saint Zachary felt deeply pleased.
He gently stroked his prey's hair and cast aside his fake identity, System missions, and everything else. His countless mental tendrils eagerly coiled around him once more.
*
"Sir, are you a male insect?"
Saint Zachary gently nipped the insect's wing membrane and innocently clarified, "No, I'm just an ordinary female sub-bug."
Liar...
Under the strange looks from those around them, Artemantis took a deep breath. He struggled to tear the mental tendrils clinging to his abdomen and answered expressionlessly, "Yes, I'm a female same-sex partner."
System: [You... Forget it... Am I part of your play or something?!]
Story Three: ABO -> Apocalypse (Complete)
[The real deal: a straight Alpha, a savior tyrant and the strongest fighter around x A fake filthy zombie: a mobility-impaired, intersex young master bottom]
A sharp-tongued, flirtatious hunk VS a sincere, brave beauty
Gao Fengyuan was dumped into an apocalypse by a shady System to fight zombies. Before he could get even a penny's worth of a golden finger, he was told that his powerful pheromones had become a debuff that made "every zombie love him at first sight."
A certain "iron-blooded" Alpha: ...
Fine, fine! So that's how we're playing it? He raised his fifty-meter blade, cursing under his breath.
After clearing the battlefield, Gao Fengyuan casually set off a firework, only to accidentally blast a skinny "little zombie" out from underground.
Looking at the unidentified creature struggling to crawl, he exclaimed in surprise, "One slipped through? Kill it."
Ming Huan, who had just crawled out of a pile of corpses, raised both hands in terror. "I-I'm not one!"
As the saying goes, if you're going to save someone, see it through. After cleaning him up, Gao Fengyuan scratched his chin and thought for a moment, deciding to take on a little (pet) sidekick. But...
The Alpha pinched the little leg dangling against his chest, completely baffled: How did I end up raising him until he was riding on my neck?!
System: [Don't ask me. My mind's in the gutter!]
[This is a fictional setting and has no relation to reality. Please don't conflate it with real life.]
Story Four: Insectoid -> Wasteland (Complete)
[The real deal: a sunny, cheerful, blond, blue-eyed sweetheart bumblebee top x The real deal: a lovesick, creepy, damp male ghost and insect-catching iris-like nonhuman bottom]
A crybaby, sweet, and silly wilderness survival story VS an insect-eating exotic creature who gets captured instead
At last, Bambu Belle had found a living human on the surface. His antennae sprang up like a puppy's tail as he greeted him warmly. "Hello! Is there anything I can help you with?"
At that, Huai Mi slowly tilted his head. He stared fixedly at his prey's throat. "Yes... I want..."
And so the two nonhuman creatures began their ridiculous life as travel companions.
*
"Human tongues... split in two?" "Mm-hm. Let me see yours."
"This part of a human... sticks out?" "Mm-hm. Let me see yours."
"H-humans don't have... Wait! You really can't look there!"
As their skin pressed together, Bambu Belle felt an almost earth-shattering shock at the strange sensation beneath his hand. When he came to, he immediately stammered out a promise. "A-a little thing! I don't mind at all!"
At that moment, Huai Mi forcefully restrained his excited tentacles. Listening to the other's heartbeat, he murmured softly, "You're such a good bug..."
System: [... Just destroy the world already :-) Am I some kind of worthless data?]
Story Five: Apocalypse -> Sentinel and Guide (Complete)
[The fake refined gentleman, real neurotic mad scientist and rabid-dog top x The fake dullard, real numb and dark Sentinel daddy bottom]
A narcissistic, clingy neurotic VS a dark-skinned, big-breasted, honest man
Kuang Jing knew he'd never forget the first time he saw Feng Langxi...
After all, who could ever forget seeing a Guide gnawing on a head that looked exactly like his own?!
*
"They say he ate his own spirit animal!"
At that, Feng Langxi gently pushed up his glasses. Resting against the moderately soft pillow behind him, he gave a barely perceptible smile. "So?"
Kuang Jing was already used to this moody fellow, so he quietly held the man in his arms and good-naturedly said, "Eat whatever you like."
System: [These two are made for each other. It's not our place, normal people, to object...]
To be continued...
[Reading guide:
- A mindless, sweet romance focused on feelings, guaranteed pure love
- Top's perspective, episodic stories, 1v1, no role reversal or breakups
- Both top and bottom are beloved, beautiful, and powerful. This is all about the protagonist's power fantasy!
- I love writing couples who can't keep their hands off each other. There are tons of personal headcanons
- Extreme character-control fans, beware. No "Rules of the Strange Tales"
A pure-love story born from a twist of fate, with no romance targets and no missions to save anyone (not really)
--- Please add my next novel to your reading list: The Protagonist of This Gritty Abuse-and-Revenge Story Is Righteous to an Absurd Degree ---
[You're a stubborn eccentric who does things your own way, an inflexible diehard, a troublemaker who'd flip the table even when the story reaches a happy ending. You don't just disdain this, you refuse to change your ways--]
"So?"
[The world needs someone like you! Join us and give these melodramatic abuse-and-revenge stories a little taste of deranged chaos!]
First Bowl of Angst: [The Loyal Hound Turns on His Master]
The cold, sinister prince has been reported by the very first secret guard he trusted most!
"Kneel. You wouldn't want His Majesty to find out you were plotting to usurp the throne, would you, master?"
Second Bowl of Angst: [Cleaning House]
The enchanting, lovesick Demon Venerable has been struck down by the immortal master he longed to defile!
"If a child is not taught, it is the father's fault. If a student is not taught strictly, it is the teacher's negligence. You wretch, you caused a calamity for your own selfish desires. I shall send you to the afterlife myself!"
Third Bowl of Angst: [Justice Prevails]
The born-evil serial killer has been sent to jail by the childhood friend from next door he tried to imprison!
"Why didn't I kill you? Don't get the wrong idea. I'm just a law-abiding citizen."
Fourth Bowl of Angst: [Setting Things Right]
The beast-hearted leader of the martial arts alliance has been exposed and publicly disgraced by his right-hand men!
"You like the alliance leader that much, even though he killed your whole family? Well, did you know he's bald, impotent, and incontinent?"
...To be continued
A cold-hearted, righteous-to-an-absurd-degree, stubborn B-king Host x An amoral, trouble-loving, spectating-for-fun abstract System
Quick transmigration, top's perspective, light comedy, wish-fulfillment story
The System will first appear as an animal? in each world, then transform as the plot develops
The protagonist comes first, the whole world can wait. The sky is vast, the earth is wide, but pure love is best
The couple joins hands to clean up the forces of evil
Theme: Be a bright, uplifting torch, and starlight will accompany you on your journey through adversity.
Love this couple so much! The way the two get along is so tense [covering face and peeking][covering face and peeking][covering face and peeking]
Finish scattering flowers 🎆 To be honest, I don't understand when these two fell in love ()
Boss, you're back ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ When will the dog-blood novel be updated? [Let me be healthy] [Let me be healthy] [Let me be healthy]
I found that the young lovers in the teacher's works were very touching before they got together, but I still want to see more of their daily life together. I can't get enough of the small interactions after they get together... They are so cute [make me healthy] and I look forward to more sweet after-sales service.
This young couple started like this and played a few chapters 🐶
I really want to see the expansion of this paro 😭 😭
So beautiful! I especially like the second and fifth worlds. They are very well written. Don't miss them if you pass by.
Thanks for the limited fee!!!! So fragrant and sweet rice!!!! Super satisfied with my xp 😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚
That's weird, this xp is great! Hehe 🐶 [smirk] [sprinkle flowers]
It turns out that the divine body mentioned in the copy was really eaten?