A Pathetic Straight Guy Was Tricked into Becoming Everyone's Favorite (Quick Transmigration)

Before his death, the straight Su Ran was plagued by men who wouldn't leave him alone, even as he reached middle age.

The worst part was that after dying, he transmigrated into a gay novel.

System: [Host, don't be scared. In the novel, you're a stupid, useless cannon fodder character. You're so hopeless that no one will ever fall for you.]

Su Ran thinks that makes sense. But the story has only just begun, and he notices that the men who should be infatuated with the irresistibly charming protagonist seem a little off. Not only do they practically lick his skin with their eyes, they also try to get handsy with him.

Su Ran is on the verge of tears. "I-I'm straight."

The protagonist: "I can force a straight man to bend."

[After growing old writing BL novels in the insect world, the author is forced to enter the entertainment business and star in an adaptation of his own work.]

Su Ran spent over twenty years writing novels. Relying on his popularity, he threatened and coerced many insect actors into starring in adaptations of his books.

Now he's old, his inspiration has run dry, and he can't write another hit.

Though he has nothing but a beautiful face to his name, the director has set his sights on him. He's forced to play the older male tops in the novels that were never adapted due to their limited readership.

Su Ran reaps what he sowed. Just as he thinks he'll be abused by the actors he used to exploit, he discovers that every male insect acting opposite him is already hard. They're so immersed in their roles that they want to make their fake romance real.

[The little eunuch who wants to serve two masters]

Su Ran is the eunuch serving a puppet emperor. Though the other man is emperor, Su Ran sees him as nothing more than a little ant who can't defeat the regent. He takes off his pants and tries to humiliate the young emperor, only to be tied up and thoroughly humiliated in return.

Still furious, he decides to side with the regent and tells him everything the young emperor has been doing lately.

Watching the regent rise to prominence at court, Chou Yu can't help rejoicing at having chosen the right master.

But half a month later, the regent is thrown into prison, and Chou Yu is hauled before the young emperor with him.

System: [The regent and the young emperor have been locked in a love-hate relationship for ages. You're the only one who's a clown.]

Before Su Ran can beg for mercy, the young emperor pulls him onto the imperial bed and pins him underneath. As the curtain falls softly, the young emperor's voice turns even more sinister.

"The regent you like is outside. Make sure to keep your voice down later."

Not understanding what's going on, Chou Yu looks beyond the curtain. The regent, gagged, has bulging veins in his neck and glaring eyes. He looks ready to tear the young emperor limb from limb.

What's going on?

Maybe it's a love-hate relationship.

[The hypocritical master who is willing to sacrifice his disciple to save himself]

Chou Yu, the master, and his disciple are imprisoned by the Demon Venerable.

His gentle, obedient disciple is still comforting Su Ran, promising to take his place if there's any torture or punishment.

But Su Ran is thinking about how to persuade his disciple to obediently submit to the Demon Venerable. He personally sends the disciple to the Demon Venerable's bed to save himself.

After regaining his freedom, he leaves his disciple behind and goes off on his own. Just one month later, he holds a recruitment ceremony to take on a new, talented disciple and restore the sect.

But at the disciple-acceptance ceremony, his disciple, now fallen to the demonic path, kills the new disciple and slices open Su Ran's clothes with a sword strike.

"Master."

"I'm the most talented disciple you ever accepted. Did you know I'm exceptionally talented in other ways, too?"

Su Ran's gaze drops a little, and cold sweat breaks out all over him.

[The scoundrel who barely gets by on alimony from his four ex-husbands]

Ever since Su Ran got alimony from his first ex-husband, he couldn't stop. He married several more times and divorced each one soon afterward.

For the sake of a little alimony, he turned many desirable men into "used goods" with a failed marriage behind them.

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Blurb: Shu Yu was originally a cannon fodder character in a male-oriented novel. After a work transfer, he came to a novel about men and took on the role of a cannon fodder character.

System: [Being a cannon fodder here is easy. All you have to do is run your mouth. You don't need to worry about getting screwed, and sometimes you can even live off someone else's money.]

The straight Shu Yu changed jobs without hesitation.

But why was it so different from what he imagined? Why did all these men keep strutting around him like peacocks?

World One: [The Publicly Shared Caregiver Stepmom]

Shu Yu has no skills or education and can't find a decent job. His only advantage is his good looks, so he pretends to work as a caregiver while really living off older men.

His employer spoils him, and Shu Yu brazenly abuses that favor, making the employer's family hate him to the core.

But one day, the employer dies in bed, his clothes in disarray.

People in their circle all think Shu Yu deliberately seduced him, causing the employer's heart attack.

They also think Shu Yu is in for a rough time. After all, this caregiver isn't even a real stepmother, but he threw his weight around and offended so many people in their circle.

The old man's son, who can't stand gay men and has long wanted to kick this little stepmom out of the house, turns into a starving zombie. "Little stepmom, my face has been so itchy ever since you slapped me. Slap me again."

The old man's former business partner, a brooding, ghostly man, can't stand men who sell their bodies for a living.

The old man's eldest brother, who became a monk.

And the old man's son's friend...

Shu Yu's life really does get worse. Their gazes slide clammily over his whole body, and they bite his ear and tell him to show them some more affection because their cocks are aching.

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