---- Blurb ----
Ci He has lost count of how many years he's spent in this game. It's worn him down to the last drop, leaving him with a sagging face and a bald head.
It's not that he works particularly hard. He just finds even slacking off exhausting.
Recently, thanks to his motto, "Never work hard, never give up, live long by laying low," Ci He topped the "High-Risk NPC Rankings."
The reason is simple. Everyone agrees: "He's the one and only old fox among NPCs. The entire map's loot drops at random, and he'll throw on a human skin and sneak into your party."
Ci He: Oh, so that's what I'm like?
Mu Chaosheng: What else did you think?
Also known as: "I'm an Expert on My Secret Crush Chasing Me to Heaven and Earth, Only for Me to Become an NPC Who Doesn't Remember Them at All"
*Hard-to-categorize, crazy top × stunningly beautiful, slightly brainless bottom*
*Reader's Guide:
1. Enjoy the story, but don't take it seriously. The characters' values don't represent the author's.
2. Any discrepancies with reality are intentional fictional settings. No need to scrutinize them~
---- Upcoming Novel ----
"Gray Vetiver"
He knows his Omega has wanted to divorce him for a long time.
*Colonel Beta top × Instructor Omega bottom*
*Reader's Guide:
1. This one is jumping the queue. The other two upcoming novels in my collection are still open for you to place your bets on.
2. It has a sci-fi space setting, but not much sci-fi content. Readers looking for hard science fiction, beware.
3. Utter nonsense with no logic, a sweet short-to-medium-length story.
4. The title was inspired by the first bottle of perfume I ever owned. It had the same name, and after being used far too often, it officially breathed its last yesterday. I'm writing this story in its memory.
Theme: Long live life. Long live hope.
This chapter is a bit confusing
Mu Chaosheng: I'm unhappy! You disturbed me from flirting with my wife [rolls eyes] [angry]
"Wang Hao Wang Hao tremblingly came together..." Caught a big bug for the author~
Why did they suddenly leave the game? Something is wrong
No matter how big or small, call me madam [rolls eyes]
My wife will wait until I finish the exam to catch up [rabbit head with prick ears]
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
Ah, it's gone. I just got addicted to watching it.
There is a story. What is the relationship between Gong and Mu Zhao? They are more closely related to the same person.
Old couples and old wives are easy to fight with each other