Oh, yes. Hello, everyone.
I'm a crime scene cleaner. My specialty is dealing with all kinds of murderers.
But that's no big deal, because I know this isn't a real world.
Why? Oh, haven't you noticed? Look above everyone's heads.
That's right.
I'm the only one without a health bar.
P.S. The blurb was inspired by that game everyone knows about. The idea suddenly popped into my head, so I wrote it down. If I really decide to write this, I'll first check whether it's allowed.
Theme: I don't know what's going on, but for now, let's stay calm
