The Sixth Member of the Police Academy Must Not Be Rei Furuya!!!

The first thing Zero Furuya saw when he opened his eyes after death was the gates of the police academy, somewhere Bourbon could never have simply passed by.

Even after spending half a year wandering the mortal world as a soul, he could still feel the phantom pain from the arm he lost during the final battle.

Zero was still taking stock of his surroundings when events spiraled out of control, straying completely from his memories.

A classmate who had never appeared in his memories somehow won over everyone with an eerie charm, then quickly rallied their classmates to ostracize him, including his four friends.

When Bourbon first met Rye, the man was scowling. After Bourbon gently prodded him, he found out that Rye's mother, younger sister, girlfriend, and ex-girlfriend had all been hit on by his boss at the same time!!

Bourbon: Hahaha, Rye, look at you now! Hahahaha... Wait. Akemi?!

Bourbon raised the sniper rifle he'd just been practicing with.

Which brat was it?

The first time Bourbon ran into Scotch outside of a mission, his childhood friend was gently cooking for a codename agent who looked exactly like his new classmate.

“...Hiro...”

Wait, what are you two doing?

Bourbon: The undercover training at the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department should still be up to standard... So, Yamamoto Kazukiyo! You again!! (The sound of a pistol being cocked)

Just as the operation to capture the Organization's codename agent, Kenjin Yuzuru, was about to succeed, an unreasonable world consciousness forced him to start over, wailing that their progress was too fast.

Zero Furuya: ...OK, fine...

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1. The protagonist is Zero. No CP (though who knows if I'll accidentally write something shippable without realizing it).

2. There will be save-and-load plot elements, but trust me, this absolutely won't be tragic.

3. Naturally, the characters may be OOC, and the logic may have flaws. If you dislike a canon character, that's definitely my fault.

4. I'm a ninth grader. Update schedule and word count are irregular, and I have no outline.

5. I do have characters I dislike, but I'll try not to write them in... I'll try.

6. A silly, fluffy comedy. If you're okay with all of the above, let's begin!

7. I'll add more if needed.

Theme: I hate formulaic fanfics with original protagonists and fake angst.