[Unlucky Taoist, devoted top × Cool, beautiful powerhouse, bottom]
In the age of declining magic, spirits and monsters took an unexpected turn in their rat race.
The ultimate goal of cultivation is a government job. The shortcut to ascension is getting a permanent position.
After repeatedly being turned away by the Celestial Court, Cui Yunxin, the Spirit-Seeing Fox King who once shook the Three Realms, resolutely decided to take the civil service exam.
Now comfortably ensconced as section chief of the Bureau of Strange Affairs, he keeps goji berries in his thermos and plans to use humanity's fortune to land himself an immortal post.
But there are always youngsters who fail to grasp the weight behind the title "Spirit-Seeing Fox King."
A hibernating flood dragon is disturbed by a cargo ship and angrily raises a storm?
Cui Yunxin calls straight through to the East Sea. "Old Dragon, do you still want this nephew of yours? If not, I'll stew him for soup tonight."
The other end answers with an apologetic smile in seconds. "Yes, yes, we want him! I'll come get him and set him straight right away!"
A nine-headed fiendish bird wants to sacrifice an entire city in blood to force its way through a cultivation bottleneck?
Cui Yunxin glances at the sky and rolls up his sleeves. "Once I've twisted off the eighth head, the last one will probably be ready to write a confession."
In the end, he only twists off seven. The last two heads are already pecking at each other, fighting to be first: "I'll press my pawprint first! Let me confess first!"
The Gate of Ghosts has fallen into disrepair, unleashing a night parade of ghosts?
Cui Yunxin holds the shaking city gate with one hand and smiles at those inside. "Get a new lock, or I'll find a piece of sky-mending stone and weld the gate shut with all of you inside."
The ghost guards tremble. "We'll replace it! Tonight, no less! Please let go first, sir..."
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The Special Affairs Division under Cui Yunxin is a place of hidden talents and all kinds of oddballs.
Especially that little Taoist called He Yanshen.
His fate is cursed. He chokes on water, burns his mouth on food, and can summon a starving ghost just by cooking instant noodles.
Everyone in the division is sure that this walking bad-luck charm will be thrown out by Chief Cui sooner or later.
No one knows that only He Yanshen has seen Cui Yunxin with his long hair loose and his eyes misty with tears.
And no one has ever seen the Taoist reveal his fearsome Ghost King form in the dead of night, pinning the Fox King firmly against a desk.
His posture is domineering, but his words are humble:
"Chief... You smiled at someone else today..."
Cui Yunxin raises a hand and flicks his forehead.
"Pathetic."
The overwhelming ghostly aura instantly becomes docile.
The blood-red light fades from He Yanshen's eyes. He buries his face in Cui Yunxin's neck and nuzzles him, like a big dog who has finally been petted the right way.
"Yes. I'm pathetic."
Reading Guide:
1. One-on-one, equally matched, happy ending.
2. Planned outline and chapters in reserve. I won't abandon this novel.
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Currently updating:
"Strange Creature Rearing Plan [Infinite]"
[Devoted male ghost with a loyal-dog and dual-natured side, top × Ruthless, mad beauty, bottom]
[Reunion after a breakup, they try to kill each other, but love each other too much to manage it]
Twenty years ago, the strange began to invade. At first, the incidents were barely noticeable paranormal happenings, until the Dream-Scarring Lord descended into the mortal world.
The terrifying game under its control devoured countless lives, while players struggled between human nature and the realm of ghosts.
The Special Control Bureau built the last line of defense, paying a tremendous price to gain the power to fight back.
The dawn of hope seemed to lie just ahead.
Until, in a high-difficulty instance, a figure who should have been resting in the ground stepped through a pool of blood.
He picked up a dying strange creature and gently stroked the monster's face, a tenderness that sent chills down the spine.
"Shh. Let's go home."
In the livestream, the Special Control Bureau channel erupted after a moment of dead silence.
That face clearly belonged to the legendary field officer who had died in the line of duty three years ago!
From then on, the horror game witnessed the most absurd of sights:
A gluttonous evil ghost sheathed its fangs for him.
A headless paper puppet held the reins and led the way for him.
Wherever the young man who called himself Chu Xian went, the weapons of slaughter that terrorized the human world became as docile as lambs.
Some said he had long since betrayed humanity, willingly becoming an accomplice to the strange.
Others said he was no hero of old, but a hunting dog fabricated by the Dream-Scarring Lord.
Chu Xian gave no answer.
Special Control Bureau Classified Files (Fragment)
[Code: D10-07]
[Codename: Seven Killings]
[Seal Master: The Death-Giver, Vesper]
[Ability: Fragment of the Netherworld King (unconfirmed)]
[Status: Killed in action]
[...]
Gao Xuanming ran his fingers over the familiar features in the file photograph. The Special Control Bureau's team leader let out a low laugh, his usually warm and refined face twisting with unhinged delight.
"I've found you..."
"My dear, heartless partner."
Someone once demanded furiously:
"What are you trying to do by raising these monsters?!"
Pale fingers pushed back a hood. Half the face was as beautiful as a god's, the other half as grotesque as a demon's.
"Restore this world to normal."
"Even if it means falling into the deepest hell forever?"
"That's a negligible price."
Besides, perhaps this had always been his destined road home.
Reading Guide:
1. One-on-one, happy ending.
2. Includes livestream elements, a touch of Chinese-style cosmic horror, and lots of original worldbuilding.
3. The bottom isn't human, and in the end, the top can't exactly be considered human either.
4. The main characters enter the instance at the end of Chapter One.
Theme: Your fate is in your own hands!
Hey, Xiao He, you are so jealous. You still remember the incident of Huhu feeding Huang Sanlang half an orange to this day🐶
Even if the King of Heaven comes, social security cannot be cut off.
That means allowing Xiao He to hug him 🍉
Xiao He, do you have any luck that can continue to be bad? 🍉
Not stone, but bronze 🐶
Tsk, foxes have suppressed ghosts and gods for thousands of years, and now it's the ghosts and gods' turn to suppress foxes. How can this not be regarded as a form of reincarnation [Caigou]
It's not weird, but if you imagine a little bronze fox becoming a spirit, it's even cuter.
This quantifier change is so funny hahaha
Is this an alternative training system? ()
[Purple Sugar] kswl Huhu has never used his identity to overwhelm anyone before, but when Xiao He was caught, he was anxious to death