Also known as My Cat Became a Person, All the Fluffies Debut, and A Human's Guide to Nibbling Cats
Question: How would you react if your cat became a person?
Wen Xu: Thanks for asking. I'm in my rental apartment, just got out of bed, and three grown people suddenly appeared in my living room. I was so scared I almost called the police!
A firm believer in "adopt, don't shop; spay and neuter for a happier life," Wen Xu had gradually taken in three cats.
She'd raised them through plenty of ups and downs until their coats were sleek and shiny. She'd just booked them appointments at the vet to get fixed, but when she woke up, there were cat thieves in her home.
Staring at her rental apartment, packed with cat supplies, and the three thieves, each dazzlingly beautiful, Wen Xu silently pulled out her phone to call the police.
The next second, a gentle and haughty beauty came running over, wrapped her arms around Wen Xu, then flopped into her embrace like a pancake. Pthump.
Wen Xu: ???
Wen Xu: !!!
Her cat had become a person!!!
Now she had three undocumented people who'd appeared out of nowhere in her home. Recently unemployed, Wen Xu squeezed her kitten's soft pink paw pads and fretted.
But with the kids in this state, what kind of mother would she be if she didn't take care of them?
After a phone call, she made her decision: "Then you'll all debut."
It was time for you to earn money and support your mom.
The cats tilted their heads: What's debuting? Is it tasty?
Wen Xu covered her nose: So... so cute.
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The latest new faces in the domestic entertainment industry have been a huge hit with netizens. A little digging revealed that the hugely popular actors, singers, and idols all came from the same company: Kitty Entertainment.
Netizens: ...That name sounds so professional.
When people started making fun of the name, someone declared: It's a great name. Whoever came up with it must have good taste.
Netizens immediately turned on them: Did you eat poisonous mushrooms and start hallucinating?
But when she posted the employee benefits, including high salaries, six types of insurance and two housing funds, weekends off, and a cat to adopt as soon as you joined, public opinion online took a sharp turn. Everyone started yowling: Who said that name wasn't professional? It's incredibly well thought out!
The boss, Wen Xu, hugged a cat and took a deep breath: I knew no one could resist the allure of fluffiness.
And people who've become cats are even less able to resist.
A few reading tips:
1. A lighthearted slice-of-life story. The fluffy animals aren't limited to cats.
2. A fictional entertainment industry, unrelated to real life.
3. Hope you enjoy reading, and please don't be too hard on your own cats.
Theme: Life is beautiful
