Company Team Building Accidentally Broke into Zerg

Copywriting: As we all know, an excellent team needs a tiger that dominates the mountain, a leopard that is agile, and a wolf that is good at fighting - as well as fish for paddling, buckets for cooking, and donkeys for the production team. Smoke rises from my ancestral grave, and the company team building turns into a homeless movie in an instant. So: ① (Fish in the water) Sunny and cheerful male x cold and hard honey-skinned female officer [Hughen x Hoss] Xiuwen has a big brother Bai Yueguang in his heart. When he was unlucky enough to be involved in a vicious kidnapping case, it was his brother Bai Yueguang who saved him. Brother Bai Yueguang is really a good person, oh no, what a bug! Xiu Wen fell in love instantly, but the day before, he took Brother Bai Yueguang's car to go to the military academy to start school. The next day, he was told that the star beast tide was coming and that Brother Bai Yueguang was on the front line! ? Looking forward to the stars and the moon, after waiting for three years, Xiuwen finally met his brother Bai Yueguang again, but... The officer who seemed to be omnipotent in the past was now sitting in a wheelchair, lame with one leg, and suspected (?) Of facing emotional disputes. Xiu Wen: (angry) Hey! I will never allow anyone to bully me, Brother Huo! ② (The donkey of the production team) The performance king who can do everything [Louis x Perrance] Louis was suddenly thrown into the unfamiliar Zerg tribe. Fortunately, there is no end to the road. He, a gangster, met his first victim when he was begging, the father of the benefactor. Now Louis was so happy that he almost cried: "Boss, my business ability will definitely make you feel that it is worth your money!" The financial owner has long silver hair, wears gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, is a severe mysophobia patient, and has a dignified temperament. He looks like a big boss at first glance. He is extremely noble. The financial owner said: "I have a... Friend who needs pheromones from male insects. Go get it checked. If the match is good, I will hire you with a high salary." Because of the high degree of matching, Louis was honored to be hired as an assistant. But, the job of this assistant, apart from having to live in a villa every day, and having to take away the clothes you wear, the quilts you sleep on, the pillows you lean on... Seems a bit too leisurely? ? ? Louis' salary was getting higher month by month, and the balance in his bank card was getting larger and larger. Louis finally drafted the resignation application form, but the resignation letter had already been handed in that night, and the sponsor's already chaotic passion suddenly broke out... Louis: (quibbling) That's a great beauty! Who can hold back! ③(Tiger of the Mountain) Career-calm CEO [Jiner x Amiya] Jin'er is a typical boss. Even after traveling to the Zerg, he can still use his strong professional ability to attract sponsorship and quickly re-establish a technology company. However, this sponsor is the second highness of the royal family. However, His Highness must have taken a liking to him. There was nothing to refuse, so the CEO agreed to His Highness's pursuit and entered into a business marriage that was sure to make a profit without losing any money. But what the president never expected was that His Highness's obsession with him would become more and more serious after the marriage. Not counting surveillance and positioning, the CEO woke up one day and found himself locked in the villa, and here, there were only him and His Highness, who finally showed a sick look... Jin'er: (coldly) Thank you for the invitation. When I woke up, my wife stopped pretending. ④ (Agile Leopard) The double-standard poisonous tongue who thinks he is straight and steely x the steady and disfigured Highness [Ian x Hades] The latest news on the main star recently is that the disfigured Highness with a notorious reputation and a high-level male insect of unknown origin were married inexplicably by the Insect Emperor. All the media are not optimistic about this marriage. His Highness is a cold-faced evil star. He never thought that a male insect would fall in love with him, and his marriage was just to follow the orders of the Insect Emperor. ​Perhaps just like the rumors, His Highness is born to be a evil star. In the first month of their wedding, it was reported on the Internet that the hero of your highness had an accident and lost his memory. Of course, in fact, this has nothing to do with His Highness. When Ian was stabbing his good brother, his feet slipped and fell downstairs. His wife didn't even hug him. The laboratory genius who had just escaped from the bitter sea of ​​singlehood lost his memory. His memory stayed five years ago, and at that time, Ian was still a very staunch straight man. After losing his memory, his eyes widened on the first day, and he found a bunch of photos of His Highness in his terminal...? Ian: (Shocked) Even if I lose my mind, I can't marry a man! I also keep other people's photos privately! I'm so crazy! ⑤ (The fighting wolf but the bucket of food) Game God of War Rich Second Generation X The Gloomy Insect Emperor [Siri x Attaran] Desiree is a game addict. She may have become addicted to it for a while. She would have strange dreams every night, like those from a TV series. The arrogant Siri thought it was a sequelae of playing games. Every day she dreamed of conquering the world with the blonde beauty. During the day, she was a good sniper in the game, meeting gods and killing gods. At night, she dreamed of carrying a cannon and killing everyone. Attalan was once the leader of the rebel army. At that time, he was young and frivolous, only twenty years old. Attalan met Siri when he was most passionate. In order to protect Siri, he was shot in the abdomen and completely lost his reproductive function. However, he didn't say a word to Siri and just watched affectionately as Siri conquered one territory after another. Two years later, the most brutal uprising in interstellar history resulted in countless casualties and the entire city was bombed into rubble. Withered bones were everywhere, it was too horrible to look at, and blood was flowing all over the ruins of the land. From then on, Atalan became the king of the new empire and the golden lion of the new empire. ——But during that war, it was reported that the male insect defected to the enemy and his whereabouts are unknown. In Atalan's life, he had been paranoid about waiting for that male insect for twenty-five years. Twenty-fifth year. When Xi Rui came to the royal court, he looked up and saw that the Insect Emperor's blond hair seemed to be gilded, with a kind of tired beauty under the supreme power, and an indescribable cool quality. On the spot, Siri was stunned. It's not because of the breathtaking beauty of the Insect Emperor, but because this blond beauty looks so similar to Bai Yueguang's best friend in his dream! Desiree: (satisfied) Sorry, the first two buddies, I found my Bai Yueguang, hey! I'm going to be your father-in-law! —————— Tips: Shuangjie Tianwen, His Highness and His Highness were both adopted by the Insect Emperor. The fictional background has nothing to do with reality, please do not substitute it into reality! The plot of the novel is purely fictional, please do not bring it into reality! There are many private facilities! It seems that men are superior to women, but after experiencing the affirmative movement, they are not that extreme! My xp is attack, salvation and suffering, and perspective is my main attack! Main attack! Main attack! If you want to be a heartthrob, please retreat. If you want to enjoy the perspective, please retreat. And, my highlights are weak attacks and clay sculpture attacks. This article does not give any authorization. Any pirated article is an infringement. This article has been revised and the pirated article website is not the latest version. Concept: In the barren wilderness, love will grow large roses