New gaming streamer Never has held the top spot on the gaming streamer charts ever since he started streaming. With his cutesy voice, he helps his fan babies figure out whether their babies are going to cheat on them.
With Never as witness, countless online couples have broken up during his streams. His fans call him “PUBG Cupid.” Having seen Never flirt in-game so many times, his fans have also started wondering what he would be like when someone flirted with him.
Never curled his lips into a smile and replied, “Don't bother guessing. The person who can flirt with me hasn't been born yet!”
Fans: …
One day, Never was showered with gifts the moment he started streaming, from Carnival gifts to rockets...
Call Me Sweetie: [ID: knight, help me test whether he's a heartbreaker! Waaaaah!]
Determined to land the gig, Li Xiang wracked his brain for ways to strike up a conversation, but the other guy was always lukewarm. With no other choice, Li Xiang brought out his signature skill and gave a live demonstration of his flirtatious, coy act.
“Big brother~ Can I have your sniper rifle? I'll get you a chicken dinner~”
He refused to believe that the breathy, broken big-sister voice that had brought countless people to their knees wouldn't get to him!
Then one day, while watching pro player Jiang Ye stream, a familiar voice rang in Li Xiang's ears. He was stunned.
“Oppa~ Are you playing again today?”
“Holy crap, isn't that my voice?” The fried chicken slipped from his hand into the takeout box. Li Xiang stared at the live stream in disbelief, while the chat started flying by.
“Isn't that gaming streamer Never's voice?”
“It's him!!! Ahhhhh!!!! I'm a hardcore fan, and I can tell you that's definitely him!!!!”
Li Xiang: “?”
Jiang Ye glanced at the chat, raised his eyebrows, and said, “Yeah, his flick shots are pretty damn good, but he's still a little short of my level.”
Li Xiang: “…”
The fans went wild. Their favorite flirty streamer and a pro esports team captain were a couple? The chat was going crazy shipping them!
At that moment, all Li Xiang wanted to do was yank out his internet cable in the middle of the night and disappear from the internet forever!
Never: [Help! What do I do when I'm flirting with my former captain!!!!!]
Written on April 27, 2025. Screenshot saved as proof.
Theme: Break free from your cocoon and rise to the top of competition!
