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Transmigration to another world is tough. Only the mushrooms Zhu An loves can soothe her weather-beaten heart. Zhu An vows that once her transmigration is complete, she'll travel through the seven nations and reclaim the mushrooms that belong to her!
But life is unpredictable. Before she could even travel through the seven nations, a love-triangle mess landed in her lap out of nowhere.
The System's after-sales service is lacking, and the Host pays a miserable price.
After Zhu An narrowly dodges the Geo Archon's threat of imprisonment with Oscar-worthy acting, the Adepti's invitations to stay forever, the wind spirit's adorable charms, and the tender embrace of Sumeru's four gods, the next arrivals are Inazuma's Raiden Shogun, puppets, and yokai. Meanwhile, Fontaine's Hydro Archon, Hydro Dragon Sovereign, and Melusines are already poised to strike, coming in force.
Zhu An: [Claps lightly] Great, great. I'll go eat poisonous mushrooms and end it all right now. Farewell, Teyvat. I'm setting sail tonight!
Serious blurb:
A disastrous start in another world. Monsters run rampant, and nonhumans are everywhere. Frail and weak, Zhu An plans to cook the roasted mushrooms she's been longing for, then lie flat and wait to die. Who knew a System would suddenly appear and tell her that completing a heroic transmigration would earn her the corresponding lifespan?
And so her legend resounds across Teyvat:
In Liyue, an Adeptus bearing the powers of immortality and causality took the initiative to carry out a plan with the Dream God, sacrificing herself to form an array. As she closed her eyes, an unseen contract answered.
"Lord Zhongli, I make a contract with you. I ask you to protect this array, and I hope this place will endure forever, for as long as the Adepti and gods of Liyue exist."
A Seelie who came through ice and snow made a contract with a girl, promising to trade half her lifespan for the survival of her people. At the end of the story, the girl chose to give up everything to save her friend, but opened her eyes the day after the sun rose.
The Seelie, once filled with anger and resentment, now spoke with the peace and tenderness of a dewdrop vanishing in the morning light. "Become my eyes and see this continent. Do not grieve. This is the fate of the Seelie race."
After ascending the throne, the former queen chose to destroy the deathly tumor of Sumeru's forbidden zone alone. She gazed calmly at the god she believed in.
"Since this was Lord Deshret's mistake, let us, the people you protected, take responsibility for it. Just as you once guarded us for so long, without wishes or regrets, now it is our turn to stand before you."
The primordial idol, ascending into the sky, blessed every nation afflicted by the Abyss with the power of healing.
"All pain will be erased, and I will become the rosy glow before dawn."
After learning of the Hydro Archon's plan, her frenzied follower laughed aloud in the Opera Epiclese.
"So we need a trial, do we? Putting the Hydro Archon on trial isn't real drama. If you're going to put someone on trial, put the Heavenly Principles on trial, up there in the heavens, arrogant as ever!"
In the story's final chapter, the child of humanity becomes a god through faith. With the time god Istaroth reversing time, she returns to the beginning of Teyvat and faces the original Heavenly Principles. She expends all her power to turn Teyvat into a true world. Teyvat is no longer constrained by the Heavenly Principles. It finally becomes a free, real world.
Additional notes: The ending is 1v1, and the heroine has plenty of one-sided crushes. The protagonist isn't perfect. There may be more transmigration arcs in other nations. At its core, this is a transmigration journey with endless near-death escapes, and I'll do my best to save every character mentioned in the main story.
Theme: Life always finds a way
The succubus of Teyvat is so terrifying
This mouth of God is broken (pointing)
Hahahahaha, what a beast after working for thousands of years 🐶
Hahaha, the emperor is old and disrespectful. But don't say it, there is a domineering emperor who loves that taste forcefully. Can you work hard for us and bravely enter Haitang?
Hahahahaha, as expected of Aha 😏 Aha is so shameless 🐶
Aha left the scene in a very shameless manner: Aha, how shameless! [Sunglasses]
Damn old man Chi, can you please? What a great opportunity to overtake in a corner and have sex after drinking, you are of no use (sad jpg)
Thanks for free [Rose] ... But the last if was really too, too confusing. I thought I was well-informed enough. Really, my eyes were opened and we could live in peace...
I remember that I had already bought Chapter 94. I was very happy when I saw the update today and there were 4 updates. But I bought one chapter because I had already read it. After a closer look, I have already bought Chapter 92 to Chapter 95 except for Chapter 95. Is there another bug in Jinjiang? Is anyone like me?
It's the foster father and the train trio!