Is the Villainous Senior Brother Trying to Get Himself Killed Today?

[Main CP: A transmigrated-into-a-book, lazy, sharp-tongued, narcissistic bottom × a cold, aloof, secretly passionate top, his junior brother]

Modern teenager Yin Lisheng is an editor. After tearing into the melodramatic novel The Immortal Sect's Tormented Love, he suddenly felt dizzy and fell asleep. When he woke, he had transmigrated into the book as the cannon-fodder senior brother who obsessively pursued the protagonist, his junior brother Lu Zhunan, and was ultimately cut down by Lu's own hand.

Yin ChUnian, looking at the script and flopping down like a lazy fish: Thanks for asking. I'm at the Immortal Sect, fresh off the Bridge of Helplessness, and this script... is poisonous!

In the original story, "he" loved Lu Zhunan with a frenzied, maddened obsession, making trouble and finding new ways to get himself killed.

Yin ChUnian, bouncing his leg and munching on melon seeds: Pursue him? Not a chance! A lofty flower like my junior brother is beyond the reach of ordinary mortals like you. Staying alive is what matters. Keep away from the protagonist and stay safe!

But then the System's wicked sense of humor kicked in...

One day, Yin ChUnian looked at Lu Zhunan's cool, breathtakingly beautiful profile, a face that could top any character model in the cultivation world, and blurted out, "Junior brother, that face of yours... tsk, it's exactly my type. Won't you let your senior brother touch it?"

Lu Zhunan, expressionless, pulling out his sword: ...

Yin ChUnian, screaming internally: Wait! What did I just say?! Take it back! Take it back! This damn mouth! This cursed, uncontrollable, beauty-induced instinct to say exactly what I think! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

From then on, Yin ChUnian's "lazy fish survival plan" went completely off the rails, as he repeatedly teetered on a tightrope with the attitude of, "Talking big is fun, and talking big all the time is even better. So what? What can you do? Huh?! Oh no, I did it again. I'm on my junior brother's sword!"

Lu Zhunan, utterly cold: "Senior brother, do you want to die?"

Yin ChUnian, giving up and closing his eyes to await death: "Mm... how about you just make it quick? Or... give me a kiss first?"

Some things you just have to try to find out... whether they'll get you killed even faster (or unexpectedly unlock a happy ending)?

[Secondary CP: A cold, celibate master, the top × a heart demon born from his heart, the bottom, with an older top]

He was a cold and dispassionate master, with an immaculate Daoist heart untouched by worldly desires.

He was the wicked disciple born from his master's heart demon, consumed by obsession and deep-rooted fixation.

The disciple wound a lock of his master's hair around his finger and smiled seductively. "Master, you can cut down all the evils under heaven, but can you cut off... your desire for me?"

The master lowered his eyes and brushed a hand over his face. At last, he sighed. "Wretch."

Then he pulled him into his arms and never let go.

(His Daoist heart is in disarray. He might as well give in.)

Prologue

Be the wildest demon, seduce the coldest immortal. Can the lazy-fish senior brother's path of courting death lead to a happy ending? (Waiting eagerly...)

Reader's guide:

Who this is for

Readers who enjoy a [says one thing but means another] top being won over by a [blunt] bottom

Readers who enjoy a silly, comedic style

Readers interested in younger junior brothers and older masters

Content warning

The story is still being serialized and the plot isn't set in stone, so there may be unresolved plot threads.

A friendly note

This story is part of the Fantasy Alliance and Locking the Spirit Origin.

Yunan Sect, Zhaoqing Peak

Since this was not written by the same author, the characterizations differ.

Chen Cang has two souls. I wrote the other one.

Please don't insult anyone before you understand the situation.

Please forgive us. We aren't trying to smear any characters.

You can also read the other version.

I hope you'll be understanding toward the other author.

The other author is An Yu, and they're a beginner...

Since I can't use the other book's name directly, I call it The Immortal Sect's Tormented Love in this story.

The other author and I are friends, and we've already discussed this.

This book is titled Senior Brother Villain, How Many Times Have You Courted Death Today?

There is no inappropriate conduct and no banned content.

If you spot any typos, please let me know.

Thank you all for your support (づ￣3￣)づ╭?~

Serious warning

No reversing the CP roles.

Please respect the original story.

This applies to both the main and secondary CPs.

Thank you for understanding.

◎ Both authors are beginners. Please point out any mistakes or typos. Thank you!

Theme: With the script in hand, I'm the protagonist